A One Gallon Glass Jar

[Kleenotse]

Well, I have in my possession a one gallon glass jar which I intend to use for some sort of project or purpose.
Things I have already done with the jar:
1. Made wine in it
2. Made Kombucha in it

Possible ideas:
1. Ferment other things in there (Sake? Kavass?)
2. Use it as a fishbowl
3. Make pickles

I hope zoklet would be so kind as to suggest interesting projects I could do with it. The sky's the limit.

:thumbsup:

[el drewto]

Make sum moooonshine.

[backseat footjob]

make hash oil!

[DrGoogfan]

put it on your head and go into space

[5024L]

A really big molotov.

[DrGoogfan]

A really big molotov.

useless. you wont be able to throw it

[5024L]

useless. you wont be able to throw it
Maybe for a 15 year old. A gallon weighs what, 8 pounds? If you can't throw 8 pounds you need to hit the weights.

[DrGoogfan]

Maybe for a 15 year old. A gallon weighs what, 8 pounds? If you can't throw 8 pounds you need to hit the weights.

glasss jar is like 5 lbs + gallon =

13.35 lbs.

i dont care how strong you are, try and throw that 30 yards.

[Wooden Pints]

Personally, I'd do a 1man1jar with it.

[5024L]

glasss jar is like 5 lbs + gallon =

13.35 lbs.

i dont care how strong you are, try and throw that 30 yards.
Motherfucker I played football, I'll throw it 50 yds.

[Kleenotse]

Personally, I'd do a 1man1jar with it.

This is a definite possibility. :thumbsup:

[asilentbob]

Ferment more stuff in it. Keep the sediment. IE. Ferment like cider, then siphon off the good hard cider and leave a bit of liquid and sediment... then pour in more fresh cider and re-attach airlock... so its like 2nd generation yeast... will go SOOOO much faster... and you can keep doing this over and over and over... and shit will usually just get better.

I estimate that it would take you between about 256-768 wanks to fill it.

[000]

Ferment more stuff in it. Keep the sediment. IE. Ferment like cider, then siphon off the good hard cider and leave a bit of liquid and sediment... then pour in more fresh cider and re-attach airlock... so its like 2nd generation yeast... will go SOOOO much faster... and you can keep doing this over and over and over... and shit will usually just get better.

I estimate that it would take you between about 256-768 wanks to fill it.

Oh my god this. Fill the entire thing with jizz, then just bring it over to a friend's house and just SMASH it on their kitchen table or something. Imagine a gallon of jizz just pouring out. No wait, even better. Fill it with jizz, then fill super soakers with it. Same idea.

[Spatula Tzar]

Build a big ship in it, sell it, and use the money to start a real hobby.

[Kow]

Oh my god this. Fill the entire thing with jizz, then just bring it over to a friend's house and just SMASH it on their kitchen table or something. Imagine a gallon of jizz just pouring out. No wait, even better. Fill it with jizz, then fill super soakers with it. Same idea.

Oh my god this. Hahahhahah.


Make pickles? Idk.

[kfc v lot]

Ferment more stuff in it. Keep the sediment. IE. Ferment like cider, then siphon off the good hard cider and leave a bit of liquid and sediment... then pour in more fresh cider and re-attach airlock... so its like 2nd generation yeast... will go SOOOO much faster... and you can keep doing this over and over and over... and shit will usually just get better.

I estimate that it would take you between about 256-768 wanks to fill it.

This guy has the right idea cider...

Or you could brew a tiny extract brew of beer...

[Minority Deport]

Put it in your ass

[ratfrink]

Take it to your local and ask them to fill it. You'll be able to go the whole night without needing to go to the bar again.

My local lets us bring our own mugs, I sometimes take a 2 litre metal stein from Bavaria.

[kfc v lot]

Take it to your local and ask them to fill it. You'll be able to go the whole night without needing to go to the bar again.

My local lets us bring our own mugs, I sometimes take a 2 litre metal stein from Bavaria.

Sounds cool only problem with metal stein etc. is that they tend to impart a metallic taste on the ale :hrmph:

[ratfrink]

At £1 a pint I'm not gonna complain about the taste :D

[OmmEGGA]

No explanation needed... ;)

http://www.thatsphucked.com/PhuckedImages/Pussies,%20Penis,%20Tits,%20Ass/pickled%20ass.jpg

[Machine Messiah]

I suggest using it for Jenkem fermentation.

[Kleenotse]

Build a big ship in it, sell it, and use the money to start a real hobby.

What kind of retarded faggot would consider fermenting things a hobby? ugay

BTW jizz idea = genius

[asilentbob]

Making beer, wine, ale, mead, etc is a hobby. A damn awesome hobby that yields you cheap and good alcohol that is also great for bartering.

[Kleenotse]

Making beer, wine, ale, mead, etc is a hobby. A damn awesome hobby that yields you cheap and good alcohol that is also great for bartering.

Couldn't agree more.

I remember my first batch of prison wine that I fermented in an old vodka handle. The wine was delicious and resulted in a fun weekend. :thumbsup:

[Sentinel owl]

It's apple season. Hard cider is a good move.

[Spatula Tzar]

What kind of retarded faggot would consider fermenting things a hobby? ugay

I never suggested fermentation. And get your insults right. Calling me a faggot when the proper insult is dyke is pathetic.

Grow a bonsai kitten.

[kfc v lot]

Making beer, wine, ale, mead, etc is a hobby. A damn awesome hobby that yields you cheap and good alcohol that is also great for bartering.

This have just bottled my first all grain batch of ale and looking forward to it! Also have 20L of best bitter fermenting away...

[per.y.ohlin]

Oh my god this. Fill the entire thing with jizz, then just bring it over to a friend's house and just SMASH it on their kitchen table or something. Imagine a gallon of jizz just pouring out. No wait, even better. Fill it with jizz, then fill super soakers with it. Same idea.

Done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

[InspiredByMe]

The one good solution no one suggested yet....

drugs.

[backseat footjob]

The one good solution no one suggested yet....

drugs.

i suggested hash oil

[Kleenotse]

Caught a tarantula outside and built a little habitat in the jar. Also caught a lizard and a moth, thus far they have all been keeping to themselves, though. Hopefully soon they will fight :)

[mrparks]

I estimate that it would take you between about 256-768 wanks to fill it.

I think it has something to do with the mixing process, but semen doesn't keep very well at body temperature. It also stinks badly when it has reached a spoiled state.

[Vigilante]

Grow some shrooms in the Jar. It's a great size to start a shroom incubator and you could make some pretty good yeilds in no time. And since shrooms are a fungi, they will continuously grow.

[backseat footjob]

Grow some shrooms in the Jar. It's a great size to start a shroom incubator and you could make some pretty good yeilds in no time. And since shrooms are a fungi, they will continuously grow.

this.

growing shrooms is way easier then i thought it would be..

[puzld]

I would recommend re-purposing this jug as a urinal or a spitoon. There are far too few spitoons around these days.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Turn it into a gigantic lightbulb.

[AnotherAnimal]

fill it with ear wax. then when it's full you'll have a giant candle

[mrparks]

Well, I'd imagine the biggest factor is the awkward shape. How does one throw a huge jar that is usually lifted with two hands? I suppose you could attach a handle, but otherwise...

You build a catapult.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

You build a catapult.

Or you could attach a rope and swing it.

[Fuck "Fuck Fuck" Fuck]

Fill it with jizz, ferment jizz, sell to kids,

[jolt890]

Fill it with jizz, ferment jizz, sell to kids,

Why did you bump this? Just let it die man.