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desh
02-05-2009, 01:37 AM
Hypothetically speaking, how would someone sell oregano and pass it off as weed, and get away with it? Does one usually perform this buy going around as a shady dealer asking anyone if they needed bud? Then walk away to never be seen again? Would you have to start a conversation with someone, offer them the bud, then sort of act anxious and say something like "Ok, here it is, put it in your pocket, I don't got a dime bag"?

AlCapon3
02-05-2009, 01:47 AM
Go to wherever the middle schoolers hang out. Might be a movie theatre or arcade or wherever they are trying to be cool. Go to the wanabee skaters and offer them bud. Charge them way over price and give them the oregano. They'll be running and telling their friends how they got the dankest shit.

Mantikore
02-05-2009, 07:37 AM
oregano looks nothing like bud

lostmyface
02-05-2009, 02:23 PM
i used to sell green tea to kids when i was in highschool. i would add in a bunch of stems an seeds so that it looked like the regs we usually had in town. i would sell it a bit cheaper than the going rate. ie $5 for a dime bag. but i still made profit because i stole the tea bags from walmart.

it was fairly easy to do an i made a bit of bank. just be that guy that no one wants to fuck with first. that way when they eventually find out it is bunk(and they will find out) you wont have a bunch of pissed of kids trying to jump you.

ComradeRock
02-05-2009, 04:00 PM
oregano looks nothing like bud

what he said. all that you're gunna do is sell to the wrong person and get your ass kicked.

Reptar
02-05-2009, 10:35 PM
what he said. all that you're gunna do is sell to the wrong person and get your ass kicked.

gea

Th0r
02-05-2009, 10:36 PM
Use Orange Juice to stick the Oregano together.

graphite
02-06-2009, 11:32 AM
Or buy a bag of schwagg, go to grocery store and find something resembling the schwagg, cut the weed and grocery item 50-50 to double your weight, but keep some schwagg out, the weed that was kept out sell it in small amounts to several people at a fair enough price, but still making money, then they will return (maybe with more customers), and sell them the cut weed underweighed and overpriced.

Trix Are For Kids
02-07-2009, 02:33 PM
I'd say to do it 50/50 of weed and oregano so that you can establish longterm customers, then keep reducing the amount of oregano and just tell them that this shit you got is better and jack up the prices at an unfair rate until you are turning a huge profit while giving them actual weed. This will work best on punk kids who have no fucking idea what is what. When they get into it more they will probably tell what is real, the only reason you should keep adding more weed is so you don't get a bunch of punks beating you up.

soyunadiosa
02-17-2009, 02:25 AM
I know some idiot guy who wanted to buy a pound of weed for $1000, but when he got it and the dealer left, he discovered it was a pound of hay...happened again, but that time he just got robbed. He didn't even get the hay that time. I guess the dealer saved it for his horses.

Jo Nathen
02-17-2009, 03:40 AM
Goto the store and steal some fucking celery then...holy fuck.

plutomic
02-17-2009, 04:03 AM
peat moss... looks just like marijuana ;)

INEEDMONEY
09-17-2012, 08:14 AM
Genius idea.

Xavier-
09-17-2012, 09:25 AM
Usually i think people who add shit to gain weight are fucking dicks, but if you're dumb enough to buy a bag of oregano...........fuck.

Ezah
09-17-2012, 01:19 PM
chinese tea... its in a can and its little tea buds, works great. I used to use this shit when i was in highschool and college.

Sal, a man-deer
09-17-2012, 02:01 PM
2009 people.