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Mirana
02-05-2009, 07:56 AM
I'm fine with a lot of different beverages but this shit is like drinking directly from a shampoo or sunblock bottle.
Mutant Funk Drink
02-05-2009, 08:02 AM
I find most alcoholic beverages to be just as repulsive. I can tolerate very few.

And yes, Malibu in particular really sucks.
Carbonbased
02-05-2009, 08:05 AM
Mehhh rum is ok, and malabu ante bad when it comes to rum so I'd put it at 7.5 on the "I'd drink the hell out of this list".

Atleast its not over hyped like other nigger drinks (crystal):D
averylongnamethatislong
02-05-2009, 08:36 AM
Im fucking sick of these girlie drinks. They have like 2.75% BAC..



Have some shots of jager, patron, grey g00se.

Dont be a fucking pussy, Down those shots of henney
powder
02-05-2009, 08:55 AM
your taste buds must have down-syndrome
Lockie666
02-05-2009, 09:08 AM
Yes, fuck Malibu!!!

It's the most disgusting fucking alcoholic beverage EVER, only bitches drink that shit.
RadioFree
02-05-2009, 09:24 AM
It tastes like coconut flavoured suntan lotion.
pill popper
02-05-2009, 09:52 AM
faggot for even trying this cra
Silverfuck
02-05-2009, 10:13 AM
As far as baby drinks go I think it tastes fine. But I don't think it's really meant to be drank on its own.

But I don't drink baby drinks :mad:.
ComradeAsh
02-05-2009, 10:21 AM
I recall getting quarter drunk one night and moving to three quarters drunk by trundling around with a bottle of malibu I found.

Teethrot though.
the beat
02-05-2009, 11:14 AM
I drink anything and everything.


So fuck you all.
Metaflux
02-05-2009, 11:32 AM
I love rum, but Malibu is to favored for me. I like spiced rum that is not as favored.
Ford Prefect
02-05-2009, 11:39 AM
SAILOR JERRY.

http://beyonddrinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sailor-jerry.jpg

Flavored rum is not a drink for those blessed with a Y chromosome.
Mr.Happy
02-05-2009, 01:45 PM
Im fucking sick of these girlie drinks. They have like 2.75% BAC..

Have some shots of jager, patron, grey g00se.

Dont be a fucking pussy, Down those shots of henney

BAC means blood alcohol concentration, and Malibu is 21% ABV (alcohol by volume). I hate Malibu but it does the job if you don't have anything else available. Although it really is absolutely vile.
CotDeath
02-05-2009, 01:58 PM
BAC means blood alcohol concentration.

Haha, told. This guy seems to be constantly posting retarded shit.

Coconut flavouring is worse than actual coconuts. Malibu does, indeed, taste like sun lotion.
xxombie
02-05-2009, 03:28 PM
I actually love Malibu, I have some Malibu flavored lip chap.

I agree, it is extremely over flavored bu I like it. I only get to drink maybe a a swig or two a year, seeing as it's way too expensive for me. But that's cool. I think it'd be too sweet for me to drink the entire bottle.
dedraic
02-05-2009, 03:31 PM
SAILOR JERRY.


Flavored rum is not a drink for those blessed with a Y chromosome.

This.

Goddamn do I love me some rum when I'm in the mood to drink.
Nefret
02-05-2009, 04:22 PM
SAILOR JERRY.

http://beyonddrinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sailor-jerry.jpg

Flavored rum is not a drink for those blessed with a Y chromosome.

Fuck yeah, sailor jerry is the shit. Gotta be careful though, I watched a few people get some crazy alcohol poisoning with that shit. Really strong and tastes awesome.
And I don't even particularly like rum.
Druidus
02-05-2009, 04:31 PM
Bacardi Coco is another similar drink, but with 35% alcohol. It's still very similar, and taking a shot of it is disgusting because of the false-coconut/ethanol aftertaste, even with chaser.

My girlfriend likes it. I prefer vodka, gin, tequila, and certain wines and beer varieties, if I'm to drink at all.
anechka
02-05-2009, 04:51 PM
I'm fine with a lot of different beverages but this shit is like drinking directly from a shampoo or sunblock bottle.

That's what you get for drinking something out of a plastic bottle. Cruzan is where it's at.
DrPepper
02-05-2009, 05:47 PM
I don't care. As long as it's not tequila, I'll drink it.
johnplywd
02-05-2009, 06:53 PM
I don't care. As long as it's not tequila, I'll drink it.

Zima too
infamousjonrhodes
02-05-2009, 07:00 PM
bottles of zenka by the plastic 500ml fuckin 3 bucks FTW
averylongnamethatislong
02-05-2009, 09:00 PM
Haha, told. This guy seems to be constantly posting retarded shit.

Coconut flavouring is worse than actual coconuts. Malibu does, indeed, taste like sun lotion.

hahah, because it fucking matters.

He knew what I meant because he posted it.
Fuck you.
Saline Colors
02-05-2009, 09:15 PM
SAILOR JERRY.

http://beyonddrinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sailor-jerry.jpg

Flavored rum is not a drink for those blessed with a Y chromosome.

Sailor is the shit.
Der Fahrer
02-06-2009, 01:57 AM
Sailor is the shit.

I don't drink that much hard liquor anymore, but SJ has been a recent favorite. And I'd take it over Captain any day.

As for Malibu... Horrible beverage. Period. The only time I ever cared to drink more after the first sip was on a camping trip early in my drinking days :( we'd ran out of beer so I took the Malibu and some purple Gatorade. It was good for a ghetto ass drink. Never again though. I frequent greener, ale-laden pastures nowadays.