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slowdown
10-29-2009, 09:55 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/a17jpl.gif

-Remove the lens cap.
-Turn digital camera on.
-Take an upward angle for the best asian upskirt shot.
-Hold your hand steady and try to avoid ameteur nervous shakings.
-Try to keep the area of interest in direct focus and use a camera that can auto focus for you.
-Do your best not to let good morals inhibit your asian upskirt picture taking opportunities.

http://www.blog.joelx.com/funny-asian-upskirt-picture/947/

Full Frontal
10-29-2009, 10:11 PM
Ah yes... the infamous Asuka Sawamoto strikes again.

http://www.akibanana.com/?q=node/744

This is exactly why she's so hated in Akihabara. Her exhibitionism shows the ugly side of otakuism to the world so when people see images like this with no context, they assume the worst of that Akiba. And of course, Japan and Asia at large.

Please don't judge based on this picture. It would be like the world judging you on stupid spectacles like this.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/mary-carey/mary-carey-camo.jpg

Let this thread die.

Vargus
10-29-2009, 11:38 PM
http://www.akibanana.com/?q=node/744

Her exhibitionism shows the ugly side of otakuism to the world so when people see images like this with no context, they assume the worst of that Akiba

Yea, because the youtube vid's preview pic in your link having a guy cosplaying as some power princess is nowhere near as ugly given any context, amirite?

Full Frontal
10-29-2009, 11:51 PM
*bites*

Well to be quite frank, yes. It's a guy in a dress. Have you never seen a guy in a dress before? There was sexual connotation or any truly disturbing behavior or delusions. He spoke in his natural voice and spoke very clearly about what he was doing. He even had a sense of humor about it.

Compared to a woman spreading her legs to let a bunch of guys photograph her underwear, I'd say the guy in a dress is a much less shocking image. Anybody who says otherwise is just a sensationalist with pretend standards.

Anyway... this is all pretty moot. The point is that piece is all about condemning Akiba and that particular image is the "smoking gun" most people would try to pin on it. Yes it is a shocking site. But it is a shocking site among many. The problem is that we only saturate ourselves with that. What about things like Folsom street fair? If people around the world were to genuinely believe that that was all there was to San Francisco you can bet there would be a fuss. But we know there's more to it.

mrparks
10-29-2009, 11:52 PM
Guess someone has to buy into the attention whoring.

slowdown
10-30-2009, 12:37 AM
Her exhibitionism shows the ugly side of otakuism to the world so when people see images like this with no context, they assume the worst of that Akiba. And of course, Japan and Asia at large.

Please don't judge based on this picture. It would be like the world judging you on stupid spectacles like this.


Let this thread die.

What are you trying to say?

Many performers of art including music and photography have been arrested for vulgar displays. It's a form of art weather you disagree with it or not. She's making a statement.

Full Frontal
10-30-2009, 12:44 AM
That's not the angle you were going for. :rolleyes:

Important upskirt asian picture taking rules:

If you truly believe it's "art" then you should present it as art. Not as shitty [lol Japs] copypasta

Meanwhile, I'll ask my friends to give each other handjobs in your neighborhood, take photos and portray it as though it were the norm where you live.

Vargus
10-30-2009, 02:03 AM
Compared to a woman spreading her legs to let a bunch of guys photograph her underwear, I'd say the guy in a dress is a much less shocking image. Anybody who says otherwise is just a sensationalist with pretend standards.

What only you consider "shocking" is not what I would call a "standard."

In America, we call one porn. We call the other either disturbed.

Also, it might work out better if he did it like Man Faye or at least picked a different costume. It looks a bit young.

If you truly believe it's "art" then you should present it as art. Not as shitty [lol Japs] copypasta

Funny how you were just talkiing about my "pretend standards." :rolleyes: Performance art is still art, dumbass. Just like dada, post-modernism, deconstructionalism, grafitti, etc.

Mr. White
10-30-2009, 02:30 AM
I wanna see the girl's ass

Vargus
10-30-2009, 02:48 AM
I wanna see the girl's ass

This. Where are my pics goddammit?

mrparks
10-30-2009, 03:21 AM
In America, we call one porn. We call the other either disturbed.

It is the uncanny valley of arousal.

uncutdiamond
10-30-2009, 03:50 AM
this thread is full of win

Sir Cornwell
10-30-2009, 03:56 AM
That girl? That girl is making an ass of herself.

slowdown
10-30-2009, 04:15 AM
Meanwhile, I'll ask my friends to give each other handjobs in your neighborhood, take photos and portray it as though it were the norm where you live.

And, as I suspected, the true reason why you are against it comes out.

I would be against it if there were kids present and there was actual sexual situations, however, I don't think adult nudity is a bad thing. Many people have risked the law to make that statement.

The human body is a beautiful thing and shouldn't be a crime. I think it's amazing that people still think violence is acceptable yet nudity is just unacceptable.



If you truly believe it's "art" then you should present it as art. Not as shitty [lol Japs] copypasta

Meanwhile, I'll ask my friends to give each other handjobs in your neighborhood, take photos and portray it as though it were the norm where you live.

This thread was my art. :bluecool:

slowdown
10-30-2009, 04:31 AM
I wanna see the girl's ass

http://node3.img3.akibablog.net/img1/dragon/2008-05-16/303.jpg http://node3.img3.akibablog.net/img1/dragon/2008-05-16/304.jpg http://i34.tinypic.com/2uyn8zo.jpg

cosmo
10-30-2009, 04:59 AM
Japan is perfect.

Full Frontal
10-30-2009, 11:00 AM
What only you consider "shocking" is not what I would call a "standard."

In America, we call one porn. We call the other either disturbed.
Right. And it's perfectly acceptable to make porn in public.
Also, it might work out better if he did it like Man Faye or at least picked a different costume. It looks a bit young.
You're actually even more perverted for wanting it to "work." It's not meant to "work" or be attractive. The man is just celebrating Di Capo.
Funny how you were just talkiing about my "pretend standards." :rolleyes: Performance art is still art, dumbass. Just like dada, post-modernism, deconstructionalism, grafitti, etc.
I never said anything about it not being art. I just said that it was never presented as art. gb2highschooldebateteam
And, as I suspected, the true reason why you are against it comes out.
It wasn't exactly a secret. :rolleyes:
I would be against it if there were kids present and there was actual sexual situations, however, I don't think adult nudity is a bad thing. Many people have risked the law to make that statement.

The human body is a beautiful thing and shouldn't be a crime. I think it's amazing that people still think violence is acceptable yet nudity is just unacceptable.
Nude pix nao then plz.
This thread was my art. :bluecool:
And art is subject to criticism. It's crap. And you're full of shit and the only way I'll believe any of your hot air is if you show us nude pix.

slowdown
10-30-2009, 01:43 PM
It wasn't exactly a secret. :rolleyes:

And art is subject to criticism. It's crap. And you're full of shit and the only way I'll believe any of your hot air is if you show us nude pix.

Yes, I knew your preferences... You're an HB regular after all. :o

Criticizing is one thing, but you were like Tipper Gore from the PMRC trying to shut it down because it was obscene. :hrmph:

This thread is not listed as NSFW, and I'm not posting my pix or any nude chix.... though if Dfg changes this to NSFW i may post nude pix of chix and maybe nude dudes for your viewing enjoyment.

Full Frontal
10-31-2009, 04:38 AM
Yes, I knew your preferences... You're an HB regular after all. :o

Criticizing is one thing, but you were like Tipper Gore from the PMRC trying to shut it down because it was obscene. :hrmph:
It wasn't because it was obscene. It was because it was misrepresentative.
This thread is not listed as NSFW, and I'm not posting my pix or any nude chix.... though if Dfg changes this to NSFW i may post nude pix of chix and maybe nude dudes for your viewing enjoyment.
I don't want other guys and girls. I want nude pix of you. I want to see how deeply you believe in your art.

cosmo
10-31-2009, 05:14 AM
I don't want other guys and girls. I want nude pix of you. I want to see how deeply you believe in your art.

She's fat, dude.

Full Frontal
10-31-2009, 05:19 AM
She's fat, dude.

http://www.chinaoilpainting.com/upload1/file-admin/images/Peter%20Paul%20Rubens38.jpg

She's art.

cosmo
10-31-2009, 05:50 AM
I don't even care... slowdown's posts give off the vibe of a hot milf... something I would hate to be destroyed by the reality of some fat, buck-toothed, scar-faced, stretch-marked, disfigured burn victim from hell.

slowdown
10-31-2009, 05:57 AM
I don't want other guys and girls. I want nude pix of you. I want to see how deeply you believe in your art.

Ohhh It's deep, buddy! Real deep. :thumbsup:

It wasn't because it was obscene. It was because it was misrepresentative.

Who are you the misrepresentative police? I think you should check your facts, Mister. The title clearly states upskirt asian picture taking rules
and the OP clearly provides upskirt asian picture taking rules. And I even went so far as to provide a pictorial demonstration of said upskirt asian picture taking rules.

You gonna try to play with the big kids you better bring enough lunch money! :hrmph:


She's fat, dude.

Your pathetic trolling won't move me to post pix of myself. I have nothing to prove and I am confident with myself... and I'm not fat unlike YOU who's all fat and all meth encrusted. Didn't I tell you to Shut THE FUCK up? You're on my shit list, pal, and don't get all uppity because it's nothing you actually said/posted to me, so just go back and farm some mud with hand of zek. http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/icons/2r383rt.jpg

and to everyone else who could ignore the above stupidity:
http://www.truthordarepics.com/images/upskirt.jpg

Mankonaut X
10-31-2009, 06:03 AM
Slowdown's a chick!?

Sir Cornwell
10-31-2009, 06:04 AM
No. She's a guy who gave birth.

Mankonaut X
10-31-2009, 06:06 AM
No. She's a guy who gave birth.

Oh yeah? And I'm Danny DeVito :rolleyes:

Sir Cornwell
10-31-2009, 06:07 AM
Oh yeah? And I'm Danny DeVito :rolleyes:

How's Arnold?

slowdown
10-31-2009, 06:18 AM
Slowdown's a chick!?

That's crazy talk. Cosmo is just trying to troll people.

cosmo
10-31-2009, 06:21 AM
Your pathetic trolling won't move me to post pix of myself. I have nothing to prove and I am confident with myself... and I'm not fat unlike YOU who's all fat and all meth encrusted. Didn't I tell you to Shut THE FUCK up? You're on my shit list, pal, and don't get all uppity because it's nothing you actually said/posted to me, so just go back and farm some mud with hand of zek. http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/icons/2r383rt.jpg

Don't worry, slowdown... no matter what I say you'll always remain that special MILF in my mind. :D


and to everyone else who could ignore the above stupidity:
http://www.truthordarepics.com/images/upskirt.jpg

I know it's Friday night, but sober up...

Mankonaut X
10-31-2009, 06:33 AM
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to assume slowdown's a chick here.

Full Frontal
10-31-2009, 06:35 AM
This thread has gotten too personal/retarded.

http://www.bingegamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jerryspringer.jpg

Final thought: A picture can tell a thousand words. But it can tell a thousand words of mistruth and not give you the chance to question it half-way. Don't believe everything you see. And remember, till next time, take care of yourself and each other.

slowdown
10-31-2009, 06:49 AM
Some personally retarded pix:
http://i35.tinypic.com/28c0rxx.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/2lazaxl.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/149173l.jpghttp://i37.tinypic.com/51ynwm.jpghttp://i36.tinypic.com/dpe5ht.jpg

cosmo
10-31-2009, 07:45 AM
Some personally retarded pix:
http://i35.tinypic.com/28c0rxx.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/2lazaxl.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/149173l.jpghttp://i37.tinypic.com/51ynwm.jpghttp://i36.tinypic.com/dpe5ht.jpg

One of those is slowdown.

slowdown
10-31-2009, 07:47 AM
One of those is slowdown.

I could always slip one in there.

cosmo
10-31-2009, 07:56 AM
I could always slip one in there.

Understood.

Mankonaut X
10-31-2009, 07:59 AM
Or I could always slip mine in there...


Come on... it was obligatory.

I'll come on your obligation.

Did I turn anyone on?

De'jaGuru
10-31-2009, 08:09 AM
http://images.heaven666.org/p/1/street-peeing.jpg

slowdown
10-31-2009, 08:15 AM
Or I could always slip mine in there...


Come on... it was obligatory.

Indeed it was. I was thinking the same thing. Also, nice work on the obligatory (if you've been following my obligatory stalking of largetits4u.)

I'll have to post more pix later. It's way past my bedtime. :(

De'jaGuru
10-31-2009, 08:17 AM
http://images.heaven666.org/p/1/street-peeing.jpg

outsquirt

Vargus
11-02-2009, 05:13 AM
Right. And it's perfectly acceptable to make porn in public.

Porn is what you make it. Did you know that it's not illegal for dogs to mate in public? :rolleyes: Do you realize just how prevalent bestiality is?

I never said anything about it not being art. I just said that it was never presented as art. gb2highschooldebateteam

Art is what you make it. For example, is this art?
http://kennethtangnes.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/nsk.jpg

If you said "no," well, you'd be wrong.

And art is subject to criticism. It's crap. And you're full of shit and the only way I'll believe any of your hot air is if you show us nude pix.

Performance art is art, and it's certainly subject to criticism. You know, it's almost as if YOU are criticizing it. :rolleyes:

cosmo
11-02-2009, 05:53 AM
Slowdown when are you going to post more pics?

When her hair grows out a little more and her waist slims down a lil more.

slowdown
11-02-2009, 05:59 AM
Slowdown when are you going to post more pics?

Soon, but for you I will post one.
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/978ac.jpg


I'll try to post more tomorrow.

slowdown
11-02-2009, 06:12 AM
okay, last one.
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/9119e.jpg

Vizier
11-02-2009, 06:17 AM
Japan is perfect.

So advanced in many ways ;)

slowdown
11-02-2009, 06:40 AM
I had to do one more. Check out the audience. :D
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/752ed.jpg

cosmo
11-02-2009, 06:42 AM
I had to do one more. Check out the audience. :D
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/752ed.jpg

How do you know she's even Asiatic?

slowdown
11-02-2009, 06:47 AM
How do you know she's even Asiatic?

I'm going to wrap you up in a giant piece of romaine lettuce and serve you to the homeless.

Mankonaut X
11-02-2009, 08:02 AM
I like to pretend these women would be honoured that I'm fapping over them. It makes me come quicker, and that's good because I'm a busy man.

Full Frontal
11-02-2009, 08:25 AM
ITT: People who can't read.

Porn is what you make it. Did you know that it's not illegal for dogs to mate in public? :rolleyes: Do you realize just how prevalent bestiality is?
http://www.answers.com/bestiality
Sexual relations between a human and an animal.
You really aren't one to talk about what is a disturbing sight and what isn't considering you don't know the difference between animals mating among themselves and bestiality.

This is Vargus' take on reality.

Dogs fucking = Porn
Man in a dress = Disturbing
Girl giving beaver shots in public = Business as usual
Art is what you make it. For example, is this art?
http://kennethtangnes.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/nsk.jpg

If you said "no," well, you'd be wrong.
I never said anything can't be art. I just said that if you were going to show pictures of a woman flashing herself to the world because you believe it to be art, then say so and don't show it as though it were so common in Akiba that there exists a set of rules to follow.

Performance art is art, and it's certainly subject to criticism. You know, it's almost as if YOU are criticizing it. :rolleyes:
About as much you're criticizing the man in the Kotori cosplay.

Cosplay (コスプレ kosupure?), short for "costume roleplay",[1] is a fan labor type of performance art in which participants don costumes and accessories to represent a specific character or idea
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosplay

This isn't even about my personal tastes. This is about everybody elses idea of what's acceptable. And the overwhelming majority would think a woman beaving a crowd of mouthbreathers is unacceptable. Yet the media are trying to convince us that there is a sick, depraved, technogeek town in Japan where it's perfectly acceptable. Whatever you or I find acceptable is moot. (Even though you're clearly a stupid manchild who uses his own wank palette as a the yardstick.)

slowdown
11-02-2009, 02:51 PM
don't show it as though it were so common in Akiba that there exists a set of rules to follow.

...Yet the media are trying to convince us that there is a sick, depraved, technogeek town in Japan where it's perfectly acceptable.


Dude. Get a sense of humor... the rules are meant as a fucking joke ...or entertainment to go along with the ART! Whatever! We know crazy japs have no morals or virtues when it comes to sexual decency and that the media juggernaut is run by a bunch of agenda pushing idiots.

Just post some upskirt pix now please! :hrmph:

Sir Cornwell
11-02-2009, 03:11 PM
"Up where I belooonggg!"

slowdown
11-02-2009, 03:20 PM
"Up where I belooonggg!"

Like on a jungle gym?

http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/42/939/939299541.jpeg

Sir Cornwell
11-02-2009, 03:22 PM
Up on a jungle gym. Hanging upside down. Up in the quim.

Full Frontal
11-02-2009, 05:46 PM
Dude. Get a sense of humor... the rules are meant as a fucking joke ...or entertainment to go along with the ART! Whatever! We know crazy japs have no morals or virtues when it comes to sexual decency and that the media juggernaut is run by a bunch of agenda pushing idiots.

Just post some upskirt pix now please! :hrmph:
No. I've made my point and I'm pretty amused that whether trolling or not, you're going to be posting upskirts as "art" to save face.

You wouldn't get my sense of humor. :)

Sir Cornwell
11-02-2009, 05:52 PM
No. I've made my point and I'm pretty amused that whether trolling or not, you're going to be posting upskirts as "art" to save face.

You wouldn't get my sense of humor. :)

How do you contrast the sleazy street flashing with that Japanese temple where they have that festival with thousands carrying penises through the streets? :O

slowdown
11-02-2009, 07:01 PM
No. I've made my point and I'm pretty amused that whether trolling or not, you're going to be posting upskirts as "art" to save face.

You wouldn't get my sense of humor. :)

What the hell are you talking about, I don't care about saving face. Humiliate me if you want. I just wanted to see some ass. :hrmph:

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/xM004dec.jpg


The body is an art form. It's taken us thousands of years to refine it. :bluecool:

Also this:

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/xM002c82.jpg

cosmo
11-02-2009, 07:41 PM
Humiliate me if you want.

Go for it, dude.

Mr. White
11-02-2009, 09:49 PM
wow I love those asses, I would actually happily lick their assholes

Vargus
11-03-2009, 03:05 AM
Dogs fucking = Porn
Man in a dress = Disturbing
Girl giving beaver shots in public = Business as usual

I see ridiculous intellectual dishonesty is not just reserved for the politics board. :rolleyes:

About as much you're criticizing the man in the Kotori cosplay.

Except I wasn't the one saying shit wasn't art, dumbass. :facepalm:

Jesus Christ SAGE

slowdown
11-03-2009, 04:25 AM
Go for it, dude.

I was being facetious, Doofus!

Just settle down and stare at the pretty asses.

Not That Guy
11-03-2009, 05:05 PM
http://008.shanbara.jp/panchira/data/048.jpg

Asian Upshorts?

slowdown
11-04-2009, 04:02 AM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o8/5low/pix/m_16107.jpg

Euda
11-04-2009, 04:17 AM
This thread taught me that all of Asia, and by extension all Asians, have odd and completely accepted sexual interests. I bet every city, town, and village has something like this going on at it.

Thank you for educating me, slowdown.

slowdown
11-04-2009, 05:39 PM
This thread taught me that all of Asia, and by extension all Asians, have odd and completely accepted sexual interests. I bet every city, town, and village has something like this going on at it.

Thank you for educating me, slowdown.

Your welcome. Did you know that you can get used panties out of vending machines in Japan. :confused:

Sir Cornwell
11-05-2009, 12:04 AM
Your welcome. Did you know that you can get used panties out of vending machines in Japan. :confused:

Last I heard they stopped that and the pantie stores about three years ago. As it was deemed bad for the morals of all those schoolgirls to be selling their used knickers.

Now I won't sniff at the governments decision. No, not at the governments decision will I sniff.