Happy birthday to me, I'm so stupid. - Blazey's love life part II

[Face Ache]

Right, well before I write this story in my blog (if I manage that without being sick) I went out last night with the boys, and this includes the guy I like, there was 4 or 5 of us in total (depending if you include me!) and either way, I ended up celebrating my birthday in the end by screaming at Beau to stop leading me on or whatever (I assume that is what I did). I got home, jumped in the shower and cried or something like that. I heard my phone 'ringing' (sage francis - broken wings), it was Beau, he was outside, he came in, I was probably still crying and I vaguely recall him kissing me and hugging me... nothing untoward or opportunist (sadly).

I am pretty sure I probably told him I loved him. Probably showed myself but I don't recall.

And I've woke up feeling like death :p alone, but I recall kicking him out so its all good.

Happy 20th birthday me, I've managed to make myself look like a dick already.

[Docta?]

You suck, try a stanley knife down your wrist

[Face Ache]

I don't own a stanley knife but I do have a very nice scalpel that I use for cutting stencils.

I don't think my wrist is appropriate material.

[birdy]

It's ok, we all do stupid shit when we're drunk. I'm a prime example lol. Don't get too hung up about it just yet though.

[Death Snuggle]

Just remember you'll live to do it again some day, probably sooner than later but that's how life goes. Be glad you didn't fuck it up worse than you did and be content with it. I know how it goes too. :D

[Saline Colors]

Don't worry dear, I made a huge ass out of myself last night.

I drank a little too much jose and fell on my face and started slurring how I loved all my friends, or something like that.

My boyfriend is making fun of me as I'm typing this.

[Nefret]

A good friend of mine once told me, "Whatever you did last night is easily gotten over, it's not going to be the worst thing you've ever done while drunk, so at least you didn't wake up with no shoes and no money fondling some guys' balls." This was a male friend.

[psycho_8b]

It happens. Keep moving dude...It's all good.

[darkeasterbunny]

If this is the biggest worry in your life your a very happy person :D


But really, somebody will tell you wtf happend sooner or later. Till then you don't know shit really so why worry. Worry'in has no purpose in life exept for making you feel like crap

You managed 20 without dyin of something retarded and you got drunk.....seems like a good night to me

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

You could've done something constructive like that other chick who posted her vagina while drunk.

[Face Ache]

It would appear that I hit him in the face before he came to my flat.

Result.

[Death_Merchant]

Damn, I want to get drunk with you. Sounds like crazy drunken times. No worries, you were pissed.

[Face Ache]

Damn, I want to get drunk with you. Sounds like crazy drunken times. No worries, you were pissed.

It's the effects of alcohol and a lovestruck and lonely heart I guess. I hate him for being there and I love him to bits. Fortunately he doesn't mind that I hit him in the face. He was more bothered about how drunk I got but never mind.

Maybe I should stop drinking.

[genericwittyusername]

There are two possibilities, if he likes you at all. Either he'll take it as endearing and a testament to your feelings for him, or it will have completely turned him off of you, because holding someone's hair back (speaking metaphorically) is never attractive.

Also, stopping drinking is never a bad thing. Or just learning to to get totally shitfaced. Only once in a blue moon does it ever lead to something good.

Chin up! People are overrated anyways.

[Gunlock]

S'all good.

Friend of mine got really, really drunk at her grad night.

Her dress strap broke earlier that night, so she spent most of the night with one of her boobs hanging out and as she was walking out the door she screamed "AW! I JUST PISSED MYSELF!" and you could see it running down her leg.

Moral of the story: It could be worse.

[Nefret]

He was more bothered about how drunk I got but never mind.

Maybe I should stop drinking.

Fuck that, it was your birthday. You're allowed to get shitfaced if you fucking want to and if he says otherwise, tell him to piss off.

[Face Ache]

S'all good.

Friend of mine got really, really drunk at her grad night.

Her dress strap broke earlier that night, so she spent most of the night with one of her boobs hanging out and as she was walking out the door she screamed "AW! I JUST PISSED MYSELF!" and you could see it running down her leg.

Moral of the story: It could be worse.

Ah I laughed out loud at that.

In fact I'm still laughing. It hurts.

[Gunlock]

Ah I laughed out loud at that.

In fact I'm still laughing. It hurts.

Glad i could be of service.

And no, she hasn't touched alcohol since.

[jackketch]

Sounds like he is a good friend.

You got drunk and made yourself look a total twat.

Welcome to my world.

Seriously, either learn to laugh about it and be glad you have friends who look out for you or stop drinking.

[Tinted Glass]

Last night some huge guy grabbed me and turned me upside down and let everyone slap my ass, and seeing as my pants were a little baggy, Im sure everyone saw my underwear.

So.. don't feel so bad.

[Face Ache]

I had a few drinks the other night and tried not to feel bad. I keep finding out more and more about that night.

Moral of the story: Don't get drunk and hit the guy you allegedly adore, it kind of makes you look like you're fucking mental.

I also trashed the bathroom and kissed a guy in front of him. I didn't even remember that after being told.

:facepalm:

I think the hope of this ever developing into a serious relationship or even no strings attached sex is doomed.

It's orgasm happy hour at 6pm. I'm open til 8 for those who feel they're incapable of satisfying me but fancy a fuck anyway.