Fuck Angeline Jolie

[Dog]

Is anyone else sick of her? I mean, how the FUCK did she get famous? She's somewhat above average in looks, and 90% of her movies just consist of her playing slightly different variations of a cunt.

Fuck Jennifer Aniston too. I mean, she's cute and all, and she doesn't seem like a bad person to have as a girlfriend, but of all the attractive women in Hollywood, why the fuck do people always talk about her? I mean, above-average yet plain looks, and no acting skills (or at least, none seen to date). What's the big deal?

[AtrainV]

Are you asking if I would like to? Then yes, please. I'll be behind 90% of the male population, and I'll still be grateful.

[Dog]

Are you asking if I would like to? Then yes, please. I'll be behind 90% of the male population, and I'll still be grateful.

Don't get me wrong, I would definitely do her. But it would be more of a "hate-fuck" type of situation.

[Wineblood]

"She's somewhat under average in looks" is what you meant to say.

[Yggdrasil]

Her acting is relatively shitty. Looks-wise, she's not that attractive either. I think the whole deal about her attractiveness is way overblown. She's not to much of a bitch. Jennifer Aniston, on the other hand, is a complete and utter attention-whoring cunt. She can't get over her fucking relationship with Brad Pitt, and can't seem to understand that no one gives a shit about her anymore

[Dfg]

I would fuck her, just because it's a thing we guys have to do.

[ObsidianZ]

Yes, I've never understood guys' attraction to her. I think she looks kinda funny.

*ObZ

[Rubik's Cube]

Angelina Jolie is very attractive IMO, but I entirely agree with you about Mrs. Plain Jane Jennifer Aniston. Quite possibly the most overrated anything to have ever stepped foot in Hollywood.

[Monkmaster]

Well shit, I had the hots for her back in the Hackers days but let me tell you, those days are long over.
And I certainly wasn't a fan of her acting in Changeling.

As for Aniston...who? It's time for her to get herself a mansion on top of a big, dark hill and start collecting cats.

[johnplywd]

tomb raider

[Mantikore]

ive always wanted to poke her lips with a needle and see what would happen

[LuKaZz420]

I'd rather drive next to Jeremy Clarkson than her, that's for sure, she looks like a Sukhumvit ladyboy.

[gerifix]

Angelina Jolie is fuckin ugky imo. Her forehead is waaaay to fucking large and her lips look like an anus:mad:

[enkrypt0r]

I think she kind of looks like a transvestite, especially when you look at her lips.

[Please insert username]

its like Victoria Beckham she has no singing talent at all:)

[Primal]

I love Angelina Jolie. Whatever you say about her acting skills, do not even try to sell that she is only just above mediocre in appearance, because that is bullcrap.

I won't impose my love of her on you though, you're certainly entitled to your own opinion.

[ZeroMalarki]

Her acting is relatively shitty. Looks-wise, she's not that attractive either. I think the whole deal about her attractiveness is way overblown. She's not to much of a bitch. Jennifer Aniston, on the other hand, is a complete and utter attention-whoring cunt. She can't get over her fucking relationship with Brad Pitt, and can't seem to understand that no one gives a shit about her anymore

Not agreeing or disagreeing, but half of the media shit isn't her doing, its just what happens whenever crap magazines fall apart, people just follow the celebrity around. Paprazzi

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Yes, fuck Jennifer Aniston. What the fuck does she do that's so special? What has she done in the past 10 years? Jack shit.

[ArmsMerchant]

JA was pretty good in Leprechaun, though.

That said, this thread seems to belong in Piss Off. . . . .

[Born/Dead]

I'd fuck the shit out of angelina jolie. Jennifer aniston isn't shit to me, and friends sucked.

[PointlessForest]

You gotta at least give Jennifer Aniston Office Space though. C'mon. I think Mike Judge put it best when he said she has "domestic hotness".

Oh and Angelina Jolie is more attractive than anyone any of us will ever sleep with.

[Dog]

You know what was a retarded movie? The Break-Up. Like, what the fuck? It was perhaps the single most pointless movie I've ever seen.

[dead]

You all are fucking nuts, Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous.

[Dog]

You all are fucking nuts, Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous.

She's attractive, definitely, but she's the lowest rung.

[ObsidianZ]

Jennifer Aniston isn't ugly, she's just kinda plain.

Angelina Jolie looks different. In a very bad way.


*ObZ

[Struwwelpeter]

She's a race traitor all right.

I'd fuck the shit out of Jennifer Anniston, maybe even cannibalize her.

[PirateJoe]

All the movies that Jennifer Aniston is in just play up her jugs. That's the only reason why people see her movies and the producers know it.

[Struwwelpeter]

I would drink her piss.

[Dog]

All the movies that Jennifer Aniston is in just play up her jugs. That's the only reason why people see her movies and the producers know it.

Which is strange, since they're too small to even be considered "jugs" by real men's standards.

:mad:

[Atlas]

*takes a large shit and chucks it like a baboon at Angelina and her family* :mad:

[Trix Are For Kids]

I would do them both if AJ didn't pop out so many fucking kids. Look back at pics of them 5-10 years ago, and they were A LOT better.

[DEADBEATDAD]

Yeah, 5-10 years ago she was hot as hell.

[i poop in your cereal]

She was pretty good in Changeling.

[EssJay]

Can't stand Jolie's acting, it's so fucking terrible. She is in such bad fucking movies, they're shit. Alot of people I've heard say Tomb Raider was her best movie, I thought the only redeeming thing that piece of shit has was Chris Barrie. The 2 minute scene in Gia was probably the only decent thing I've seen her in. 2 minutes against an entire fucking career.
Looks wise I agree she was better 10 years ago, now I can't really find anything good to say about her now though.