Green_Lantern is like a dick without wings

[(´･ω･`)]

Green Lantern visits a psychiatrist on a weekly basis to try and convince him that he has a mental disorder, hoping to receive attention and special treatment. His visits always end in the psychiatrist calling him a faggot and alerting security to escort him out of the building.

The security guards aren't the only ones that are payed to touch him.

[PirateJoe]

Green Lantern once saved seven kittens he found in a box on the side of the road. Seconds later, however, he forgot what he was doing and devoured them completely.

[(´･ω･`)]

Green Lantern has, in the past, had a successful romantic relationship that lasted several months. It ended dramatically when he sat on the papercraft figure of an anime girl he had constructed.

The only time he cried more was when he emptied an All-You-Can-Eat restaurant's food supply before satisfying his hunger.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green Lantern cant go in through a revolving door. He always end back outside.

[deus]

Your mum is so fat, Green Lantern took two bites to eat her.

Stickied.

[Zunziba]

I never understood this thread....you should sticky hardcore is a way of life too :D

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Your mum is so fat, Green Lantern took two bites to eat her.

Stickied.

http://i43.tinypic.com/b6ujgz.jpg

I never understood this thread....you should sticky hardcore is a way of life too :D
http://i40.tinypic.com/240x743.jpg
No.

[Zunziba]

k....so when did green lantern become so popular with these jokes anyway?

[Really Awesome Nickname]

since he is like a dick without wings.

[k8e]

it feels like home with this stickied :D

[i poop in your cereal]

Green Lantern is so fat that when he went to school he sat next to everybody.

[Bender]

Green Lantern is banned from 7 of the top 10 all-you-can-eat buffets across the country. The other three have orders to shoot to kill.

Green_Lantern's favourite colour is pork.

if you stab green lantern in the stomach he'll bleed gravy and try to drip it onto his drumstick leg to munch on

Green Lantern once killed a waiter for bringing him a diet coke.

Green Lanterns farts are the biggest source of methane gas known to man.

[PirateJoe]

For a brief period in 1978, Green Lantern was the US's chief export.

[psyc213]

Green lantern's a hardcore faggot.

[Combat Womabt]

I was starting to miss this thread too.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Green_Lantern once spent 6 hours tied to a tree atop a mountain. His hunger has been insatiable ever since...

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

So, is this forum like the new Half Baked?

[enkrypt0r]

Green Lantern broke his arms trying to hold a revolving door for someone.

[Firemite]

Green Lantern ate the totse server.

SO blame him. :mad:

[Kinkou]

where is GL anyway?

does he still come here?

i lurve him!

[Thought Riot]

he's a nigger.

[Frank]

Green Lantern gave up on wearing a belt years ago. His mother still says he's handsome.

[Frank]

Green Lanterns fingers are more dangerously cheesy than Cheetos.

[Frank]

The only exercise Green Lantern gets is when he stretches the truth about his weight to his internet girlfriend.

[Frank]

Green Lantern's favorite breakfast food is Beefaroni.

[Frank]

Green Lantern has seen some things in his time. One can assume he's never seen a treadmill, free weights or his penis.

[Frank]

When Green Lantern had his first heart attack his life flashed before his eyes. On his faggy online blog Green Lantern wrote the following.

"I can only compare it to reading a taste of home magazine.

[Frank]

Nobody has ever offered Green Lantern a place to sit down due to the fact that he's always sitting down.

[OneMestizo]

They say a rolling stone gathers no moss; however, a rolling Green Lantern still gathers several species of slime mold.

[Bender]

Green Lantern goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

[Psionicist]

When green lantern first saw this thread, his first response was

"man i could go for some chicken wings"

It wasn't until a week later that he figured out the thread was actually making fun of him, and even then, he had to test out the 'bleeds gravy' theory, just to make sure.

[TheAtomiser]

Green Lantern completely took on the entire Chinese army with just an ice cube, a coat hanger and a pair of parachute pants, circa 1982.

[PirateJoe]

Green Lantern doesn't care that it's not butter.

[mxs]

Green lantern once took 4 hours to watch 60 minutes

[The Backdoor Man]

Green Lanteren once bought a 60" wide screen tv. He was extremely dissapointed when he still couldn't see his reflection.

[The Wutt]

Green Lantern once got so hungry he ate Chuck Norris.

[yawanur]

It is speculated that the Michelin Man was once a part of Green Lantern, although the process by which it attained self-awareness is unknown to this day.

[CK-]

Is have no meaning without our deduskha.

http://www.wcfr1480.com/content-images/wimh/StalinBerlin.jpg

[I Still Needmoney]

Here we go again...

[Frank&Sense]

k....so when did green lantern become so popular with these jokes anyway?


...this :confused:

[blankooie]

The National Government once proposed a diet plan for Green Latern that would save enough food to adequately provide for three underdeveloped nations. When they presented the plan to him, he had a outburst of anger known as 9/11.

[bHotep420(aka Riley Esco)]

gl so fat hes got big 'ole tittys.

[PirateJoe]

Green Lantern affectionately refers to the Blob as his "kid brother", even though they haven't spoken since his wedding day, when GL consumed the whole cake, all the hors devours, and 3/4ths of the bride.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Green_Lantern used to have wings. I think I know where they went.

[LSA King]

I never understood this thread....you should sticky hardcore is a way of life too :D



Shhhh nobody does its an inside joke

[Frank]

Green Lantern still believes Diablo 2 should be an official Olympic sport.

[Frank]

Green Lantern bought a broad sword on ebay. His mother told him "be careful, I don't want to drive to the ER tonight".

Green Lantern made a cardboard box shield.

[Frank]

Green Lantern offered to make a pokemon deck for a girl at school. She got a restraining order and changed home rooms.

[Frank]

Green Lantern uses excessive amounts of dip when eating chips.

[cptn_spoon]

Green_Lantern slows down at green lights just in case they go orange before he gets through them.

[Psionicist]

Global warming isn't a hoax, it's simply proof that green lantern is starting to suffer from indigestion as he ages.

[beergoggles]

Green Lantern had to buy three web cams to get himself on the you tube in three video posts. The mole on his right cheek was still missing from the shot and will be featured in an upcoming video response.

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

Green Lantern has to poo standing up, because he's not sure if he'd be able to stand back up.

[(´･ω･`)]

Green Lantern gave his lunch money to kids at his school on his own initiative.

[Cadaveric]

LOL

[Rodrat]

green lantern wanted an ipod but when he asked his mom for one she beat the shit out him with her half empty liquor bottle

[beergoggles]

Green Lantern's idea of a good time is a crack-pipe, some choreboy, a 20 piece, a Colt 45, and pie.

[Euda]

Mayor McCheese has been missing for the past six weeks. If you know anything about his whereabouts, please contact us at 1-800-244-6227.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern likes to bacon-up his water.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern thought your plunger was a corn dog. He's sorry.

[Euda]

After a long day of work, Green_Lantern loves a good ham and tonic.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern thinks Cheetos call him names.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern likes to touch the bread before he eats it.

[Bender]

Green Lantern masturbates to cookbooks.

[Aerogone]

green lantern wanted an ipod but when he asked his mom for one she beat the shit out him with her half empty liquor bottle

hey!:redface:
that's not funny:mad:

[Frank]

that's not funny:mad:

Funny was the word to describe Green Lantern when he camped out in front of toys r us on black Friday so he could obtain the limited edition pokemon promo badge.

[slowdown]

hey!:redface:
that's not funny:mad:

I lol'd.


Green Lantern was sent home early from school after his teacher discovered he ate the entire 3rd grade's lunches. GL's mom was so furious she beat him with his lunchbox in front of his classmates. He cried so hard he caused a fat roll tsunami.

[Psionicist]

Green Lantern was sent home early from school after his teacher discovered he ate the entire 3rd grade's lunches. GL's mom was so furious she beat him with his lunchbox in front of his classmates. He cried so hard he caused a fat roll tsunami.

The effects of this were so traumatizing, that next time he ate his third grade classmates' lunches, he made sure to eat the third graders along with them.

[slowdown]

The effects of this were so traumatizing, that next time he ate his third grade classmates' lunches, he made sure to eat the third graders along with them.

He cried the whole time, but he ate every bite.

[Frank]

He cried the whole time, but he ate every bite.

This is the story of Green Lantern's life.

[Iskalla]

Green Lantern brushes his teeth with lard.

[WAN]

After a long day of work, Green_Lantern loves a good ham and tonic.

Green_Lantern took a shit and Euda was thus born.

[(´･ω･`)]

Green Lantern is an avid D&D dungeon master.

This is fortunate for him because nobody wants to play with him anyway.

[(´･ω･`)]

Due to Green Lantern's utter ignorance concerning flattery and other such romantic endeavors, the first time he attempted to confront the girl he loved he clumsily ran up to her and started flailing his arms violently, punching her in the face and tits in the process.

They both ran away crying.

[Iskalla]

Green Lanterns sweat is so high in fat he can use it to cook bacon, and as he sweats so much whilst eating he often does.

[WAN]

Due to Green Lantern's utter ignorance concerning flattery and other such romantic endeavors, the first time he attempted to confront the girl he loved he clumsily ran up to her and started flailing his arms violently, punching her in the face and tits in the process.


second base is second base

i wouldn't complain

[WAN]

Green_Lantern is so fat that Euda is an aloof piece of Albertan shit

[Walrus Jones]

Green Lantern's body butter is America's #1 source of crude oil.

[freeRadical]

Green Lantern ate the totse server.

SO blame him. :mad:

Are you psycho_8b? From totse?

[Frank]

Green Lantern started a petition to get more anime on adult swim. His name was the only one on the whole thing.

[Frank]

Green Lantern got a tattoo of Bruce Willis from his role in 12 Monkeys. What an 18th birthday.

[Frank]

Green Lantern plays with his official collectible life sized light saber everyday. He's had it for 3 years and it's still in the packaging.

[PirateJoe]

Green Lantern hasn't talked to anyone other than his miniature Star Wars action figure set for more than 9 months, and that only happened because he was forced to make an emergency Cheeto run.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green Lantern ocassionally views this thread. When he does, 3 posts are immediately added. This post is one, and the other two were deleted by meta.

[Firemite]

Are you psycho_8b? From totse?

No... :confused:

[Iskalla]

Green Lantern is a star of a series of bizarre hardcore pornographic films, numberous naked japanese girls are filmed as they sink into his hairy, sweaty folds of naked fat.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Green Lantern is a star of a series of bizarre hardcore pornographic films, numberous naked japanese girls are filmed as they sink into his hairy, sweaty folds of naked fat.

http://www.eelsoup.net/ ?

[(´･ω･`)]

During exercise, Green Lantern's pulse reaches a rate that puts the fastest speedcore to shame.

[Frank]

Green Lantern stared into the void and he saw a honey glazed ham.

[Frank]

Green Lantern will spend his adulthood in the same manner he spent his childhood, hungry alone and scared.

[Frank]

Upon hitting puberty Green Lantern acquired what is known as a spicstache. To this day it's the only facial hair he is capable of growing.

[Frank]

Green Lantern doesn't watch the food network for Rachael Ray's tits, he watches it for the food.

[Frank]

Green Lantern was one of the disciples of Jesus Christ. He ditched his faith and companionship to Christ when he heard about "the last supper".

[Frank]

Green Lantern always gets his money worth when he eats at Golden Corral.

[Morb]

Green Lantern eventually grew weary of the taunts and insults made daily by endless bullies...

So he smashed them all in one blow by using nothing but his belly fat.

[Frank]

Green Lantern eventually grew weary of the taunts and insults made daily by endless bullies...

So he smashed them all in one blow by using nothing but his belly fat.

Except for me. I somehow merged with his belly fat and am now able to tell Green Lantern jokes directly to Green Lantern for the rest of his short and pathetic life.

[Irukanji]

The pacific ocean used to be a dry desolate place. Then Green Lantern moved onto land.

[Tacit Attack]

Did you know:
Green Lantern can completely coat an office chair in a quarter inch layer of his viscous sweat after sitting for 45 minutes?

The sweat is deep gray, and has the stench of a two week old dead squirrel.

[Psionicist]

Green Lantern ocassionally views this thread. When he does, 3 posts are immediately added. This post is one, and the other two were deleted by meta.

Green lantern is so big, meta tried to delete him and failed. :eek:

[Tacit Attack]

Green Lantern's breast milk tastes like baby puke.

[Morb]

Green Lantern was arrested once for raping a donut. Ordinarily, you might think this wouldn't be a crime, but you didn't see what the police saw.

[Iskalla]

Green Lantern's family has a history of abnormal obesity. Ever heard of the Tunguska event? Green Lanterns great grandfather went skydiving much to everybodies dissaproval, the parachute was useless and he plummeted to the ground causing a catastrophe. The embarrased russian govermnent covered up these events out of sheer embarrasment and killed GL's Great Grandfather, hundreds of harpoons and bullets were required to finally bring him to the ground.

Green Lantern on the other hand is not as proud or brave as his ancestors, he wets himself at the mere thought of being at a height and seeing tall buildings makes him vomit with vertigo.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green Lantern isnt actually green. That is only fungus from two and a half thousand years without a bath.

Also, he is the only entity which is Meta's-Fingerproof. If Meta ever touched him, his brown finger would change colour and he would suffer a temporary loss of his powers.

[Tacit Attack]

Green Lantern's anus is rather loose due to the immense volume of incoming and outgoing traffic.

[Psionicist]

Green lantern once tried to stimulate said anus with a carrot stick. He soon gave up and ate it with some ranch dipping sauce.

[Im Bored]

Green Lantern Deserves To be Shat On By A Thousand Pigions.

[Firemite]

Green Lantern Deserves To be Shat On By A Thousand Pigions.

And let's face it, it's not like they could miss.

[White Jesus]

Green Lantern chews bacon instead of gum

[cptn_spoon]

Green_Lantern loves it when burly men spoof in his bellybutton and then he gets to poke his finger in a watch it spurt out.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green_Lantern is so fat he has long lost sight of his penis. He set rescue posters around his neighborhood, but he's long forgot about those too.

[Tacit Attack]

Green Lantern's mom leaves the bathroom door open while she's pissing. Green Lantern thinks he's being sneaky, but she can see him peaking his head around the corner.

[(´･ω･`)]

Green Lantern was banned from Craigslist for blatantly editing his face onto celebrity bodies.

[Psionicist]

Green lantern has been saving up for a life - sized Han Solo action figure.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Green lantern has been saving up for a life - sized Han Solo fuck doll.

fixed.

[Iskalla]

On Green_Lanterns first day of school he wet himself, was bullied by four year olds and called his teacher mom. His last day of school was exactly the same, with the addition of thirty stone.

[azalie]

The Lindberg baby was not kidnapped, Green Lantern ate it.

[azalie]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away from Green Lantern, but not for the reasons of a normal person.

[azalie]

Green Lantern's first love is still with him. Consumed by his fat folds.

[azalie]

Green Lantern thinks dieters are quitters.

[elf omg]

<3 GL.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

<3 GL.

But it's not just Green_Lantern, Zek <3's all men.

[k8e]

But it's not just Green_Lantern, Zek <3's all men.

this

[Iskalla]

Green Lantern <3's all food

[Morb]

One time, Green Lantern summoned all his courage and valiantly saved the day. But then he ate it.

He ate the whole fucking day.

[Firemite]

He ate the whole fucking day.

Hard as it is to believe, it only took him 15 minutes. :mad:

[PirateJoe]

The King once woke up with Green Lantern. He tried to escape...but it was too late.

[slowdown]

GL lost his testicles in his fat folds.

[(´･ω･`)]

GL owns a pair of official Green Lantern underpants. He states the reason for him leaving it in the original packaging is collectors value.

The truth is he's too fat.

[slowdown]

GL is to fat to put his own clothes on, so his mom just beats the hell out of him.

[Morb]

Green Lantern was rejected by George Lucas for the role of Jabba the Hutt. When asked why, Lucas stated that he had envisioned a "...sleeker, more svelte Jabba than what Mr. Lantern can provide for us at this moment."

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green Lantern smokes saussages and bars of butter instead of cigars.

[Frank]

Green Lantern smokes saussages and bars of butter instead of cigars.

Green Lantern doesn't steal jokes from The Simpsons.

[(´･ω･`)]

Green Lantern doesn't steal jokes from The Simpsons.

However, remarkable similarities between him and the fictional character Homer Simpson have been discovered. Whether this is a coincidence or not has yet to be proven.

[Space Ultra Guitar Case 3]

Green lantern went out to lunch

[(´･ω･`)]

Green lantern went out to lunch

He's been at it ever since.

[Tacit Attack]

The space between Green Lantern's fat rolls can house and nurture a human embryo from conception to birth. In an entrepreneurial venture, Green Lantern sold himself as surrogate mother to 15 couples. His entrepreneurial venture failed, however, when all the babies born ended up being retarded. His mother beat him.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green Lantern is eating right now.

[Frank]

One time, Green Lantern summoned all his courage and valiantly saved the day. But then he ate it.

He ate the whole fucking day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Langoliers

The Langoliers were inspired by Green Lantern

[Morb]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Langoliers

The Langoliers were inspired by Green Lantern

Heh.:D That was a good book.

[(´･ω･`)]

Heh.:D That was a good book.

Green Lantern's favorite literature is a high-calorie cook book.

[Morb]

Green Lantern's favorite literature is a high-calorie cook book.

Poor Green Lantern doesn't know how to cook anything though, he keeps eating his cook books.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern has been training for American Gladiators since he was five.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern's mom never took the training wheels off his lunch box.

[Iskalla]

If he has not consumed any food for more than an hour Green Lantern is known to exhibit unusual behaviour. He chews his fingers and licks the floor whilst sweat is seen to pour from his body.

[Shrike]

Green Lantern is a gay.

[fallinghouse]

Green Lantern killed Hitler.

[Sally Paradise]

Green Lantern ate Hitler.

fixed

Green Lantern's so fat, when he goes on 4chan he scares all the trolls away.

[Morb]

Green_Lantern's mom never took the training wheels off his lunch box.

You mean his lunch crate.

[Morb]

That's no space station...

http://i44.tinypic.com/flhwk7.jpg

It's Green Lantern.

[cptn_spoon]

Green Lantern ate the entire cast of Lost, including the production crew which meant they could film another series from within GL. This is bad.

[Some Old Drunk Guy]

No one likes green lantern because he is a fatty

[(´･ω･`)]

Green Lantern thinks it's okay to pick fries off other people's orders while waiting in line at McDonald's.

[slowdown]

Green Lantern thinks it's okay to pick fries off other people's orders while waiting in line at McDonald's.

Green lantern recycles 100% of the uneaten food out of McD's trash bins. That's just a first appetizer for him.

He also orders a bucket of fryer oil with a very tall straw.

[ytter_man]

Green Lantern caused the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Well, maybe not, but authorities say there's less paperwork this way.

[IFWTotse]

Green Lantern was once like a dick with wings, but he ate them.

[Psionicist]

Green Lantern does have room for just a thin wafer.

[Jordan]

Green Lantern tells himself he's a goodboy, but he's not.

[sayyeah]

Many actors have been offered the role to play Green Lantern in the full length movie; unfortuanately, nobody is willing to be a fucking loser.

[Jordan]

Green Lantern loves to fuck his dead kitten.

[Frank]

Many actors have been offered the role to play Green Lantern in the full length movie; unfortuanately, nobody is willing to be a fucking loser.

Fact:Green Lantern was the biodome in the movie Biodome

http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/box-cd/BIODOME-box_hires_cd.jpg

[RadioFree]

Green_Lantern is alright...

If you like saxophones.

[Frank]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/2060/50549348fv0.jpg

[PirateJoe]

Green Lantern has published a book of his favorite idioms and proverbs. Actually, they're just a collection of normal idioms and proverbs, but with the appropriate verb replaced with "eat".

[Tacit Attack]

Green Lantern likes to `cry and cut himself while listening to Nickelback. He never draws any blood.

[Im Bored]

Green Lantern Lags In Real Life.

[Darkhunter]

You know the world is going to end in 2012? Well that's when Green Lantern is going to finally decide to take a walk.

[Toxic Shadow]

Lol good to see this thread created again on Zoklet.

[Village Idiot]

Green Lantern tried to open up an animal hospital/taxidermy shop.

[Jordan]

Green Lantern couldn't pay the rent so he could homeless.

[fallinghouse]

Green Lantern makes me think of Jesus. Even though Jesus died on the cross for our sins and Green Lantern was just a hood who died hanging from a meat hook. First, take the Romans - Italian, right? In other words, gangsters. Take hanging from a cross and hanging from a meat hook. Both ways, you die slow.

Green Lantern used to shoot the heads off chickens in his backyard when he was a kid. Jesus used to play with birds when he was a kid too. Except, instead of blowing them apart he would put them together.

Green Lantern was a big shot on the block. In more ways than one, since he weighed three hundred pounds. When Green Lantern got in the back of his Cadillac it would tilt to one side. Jesus was big in his neighbourhood too. But he was skinny. When Jesus would get on a donkey-maybe it was an old, decrepit, almost dead donkey-that donkey would trot along skimming over stones as if it had wings.

Jesus made people mad. Green Lantern made people mad. Skimming a little off the top is O.K., it's expected. But after Green Lantern bought that second Cadillac and after what he did to that Gypsy girl in the back room of the cleaners with her dad forced to watch, he had to go. The Romans had dice. We had dice. The Romans had a wooden cross. We had a meat hook. The Romans had spears and vinegar. We had a bucket of cold water and one of those electric cattle pokers.

Green Lantern hung there. We'd give him a splash and an electric goose once in a while. His whole body would shimmer, all blubbery. Took Jesus three hours. Took Green Lantern three days.

Jesus got famous. First guy to beat Death at his own game. Nobody remembers Green Lantern but me. And if some stranger, a cop maybe, asked, Did I know Green Lantern? I'd play it safe just like Saint Peter when he heard that cock crow, once, twice, three times, and I'd say, I never knew nobody named Green Lantern.

[Jordan]

Green Lantern insists a hand job is still a job.

[Macintoshexternalhdd]

Green_Lantern ate wires. That is all.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

When Green Lantern cuts himself there is no blood. There is grease.

[Morb]

The Green Lantern constellation is the easiest one in the sky to find: it's all the stars.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green Lantern was not conceived. On the 4th month of development, he hatched out of his mother like she were an egg.

[yxnhpbjac]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2009-02/tower-of-oreo.jpg

Fresh from Green Lantern's lab.

[Cadaveric]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/basic_day6.jpg

[Morb]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/basic_day6.jpg

Get off the ice, there's a crack!

[Cadaveric]

that ain't me, bro
lol


http://dennisjudd.com/albums/funpics/fry.sized.jpg

[IFWTotse]

Green Lantern will void your warranty.

[PirateJoe]

Green Lantern can't drive on municipality roads.

[Frank]

When Green Lantern became a teenager his mother was going to throw him a party but she decided to get him a grande meal from taco bell instead. Green lantern didn't notice the lack of social interaction until he was an adult but soon forgot after she got him some cinnamon twists

[Frank]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Green_Lantern/GLisfat.gif

[Craigslist.org]

Green Lantern doesnt breathe. Air willingly goes into his mouth and nose.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

lol

[Cadaveric]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/stuck_ups.jpg

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Green Lantern does not melt either in your hand nor in your mouth. He melts all over you covering you in a very viscous creep from which you cant escape and will start digesting your body alive within an hour of exposure.

[sayyeah]

I don't know if you heard, but The Rock said know your role.


And Green Lantern is a dick without wings.


http://mantey.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/29/justafad_the_rock.jpg

[a giant pterodactyl]

k....so when did green lantern become so popular with these jokes anyway?

he stepped in some shit he couldnt fix at totse.

green lantern is so fat just the act of him pressing the enter key on his keyboard caused totse to be gone forever.

[Frank]

I don't know if you heard, but The Rock said know your role.


And Green Lantern is a dick without wings.


http://mantey.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/29/justafad_the_rock.jpg

IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL WHAT GREEN LANTERNS MOTHER...IS...COOKIN!

http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a298/jaxthegreat1/wwe/?action=view&current=rock.jpg

[Really Awesome Nickname]

green lantern is so fat just the act of him pressing the enter key on his keyboard made all buttons be clicked at the same time, overriding the server and causing Totse to be lost forever.

Fixed.

[danmega]

The last time green lantern hit the ground we got a moon.

[Euda]

After lighting the entire box, Green_Lantern decided that tampons aren't fireworks.

[Vamp]

Green_Lantern is a lovely individual.

[a giant pterodactyl]

IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL WHAT GREEN LANTERNS MOTHER...IS...COOKIN!

http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a298/jaxthegreat1/wwe/?action=view&current=rock.jpg

she is cooking three bulls for Green Lanterns brunch.

[Morb]

Green_Lantern is a lovely individual.

And he's fat.

[slowdown]

Green Lantern ate an entire cow for his 80th birthday. Actually, It was his 80th celebration for his 21st birthday. He was really hungry that day.

[ytter_man]

Green Lantern's mom bakes cookies, hides them, and doesnt tell him where they are.

[Frank]

Green Lantern doesn't even bother microwaving chef boyardee anymore, he just free bases it.

[Frank]

When Green Lantern first discovered masturbation he didn't leave his room for 3 weeks. He didn't spend that time masturbating, he just ate Krispy Kremes and played Naruto fighting games.

[Frank]

Green Lanterns mother never allowed Green Lantern to lick the cake batter off the mixer because he would always get hurt.

[Frank]

Green Lantern has never done a pull up. Green Lantern never completed a shuffle run. Green Lantern never finished the V sit. Green Lantern has the school record for the longest mile ever. After the physical fitness tests the president actually wrote Green Lantern a threatening letter.

[Frank]

Green Lantern's mother always asked where she went wrong with her son. After years of therapy she concluded it all went downhill when she bought Green Lantern his first Pokemon booster pack.

[Frank]

Green Lantern was never contacted by the army upon turning 18. They didn't want to waste the paper.

[Frank]

Green Lantern still argues on several internet message boards the similarities between Pokemon and Digimon.

[Frank]

Green Lantern will sometimes eat a whole brick of cream cheese as a snack.

[Frank]

The last time Green Lantern got laid was never.

[Frank]

Green Lantern used to perform nightly for his mother. After he did R2D2 impressions for the 6th night in a row she put an end to that nonsense.

[Frank]

Green Lantern's ultimate sexual fantasy is being a sith lord.

[Frank]

Green Lantern never liked duck hunt for NES because he never got to eat any of the ducks he shot.

[Frank]

For Green Lantern's 18th birthday he went to the local tattoo parlor and got a tattoo of Misty. To this day her eyes give him goosebumps.

[sayyeah]

Green Lantern has only one meal a day, it last from 10am - 3am.

[sayyeah]

Green Lantern doesn't believe in curtsey flushes, only curtsey turds.

[Frank]

Green Lantern gets offended when people don't capitalize Jedi.

[Frank]

Green Lantern doesn't understand why people drink water.

[Frank]

Green Lantern no longer celebrates his birthday but has no problem celebrating Kevin Smith's.

[Frank]

Don't let Green Lantern's size fool you, he's still a boy.

[Frank]

Green Lantern and his mom have a nightly ritual where they make a waffle snack and watch House on the internet. His mom wishes she could make House Green Lantern's step dad but knows she hasn't been desirable since her twat emitted Green Lantern's fat ass.

[Frank]

When Green Lantern is at a restaurant and the waiter says "I assume you guys need some time to select what you want, how about some drinks in the meantime?" Green Lantern hands the waiter his menu and says "I know what I want, I want everything."

[Frank]

Green Lantern's favorite TV persona is George Kastanza. Green Lantern applied the summer of George mentality to his entire life.

[Frank]

Recent studies show Green Lantern is responsible for all of the green house gases. In fact, that's why they're called "green" house gases.

[Tacit Attack]

Green Lantern makes disgusting noises while breathing.

[danmega]

The other day Green Lantern broke the smell barrier.

[Frank]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4841/13874286.jpg

[InspiredByMe]

Green_Lantern is so fat he's the reason why the schools make theyre maps for countries green.

[sayyeah]

Green Lantern's stomach has a mind of its own, sorta like this guy.

http://missfairchild.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/krang.jpg

[sayyeah]

Green Lantern told me his mom made him a Sandshrew costume. He wore it everyday.

[sayyeah]

Ever wonder why Green Lantern is without wings? Yep, you guessed it. He ate those.

[sayyeah]

Green Lantern curls up in a ball when the kids pick on him. Despite his bruises and scratches, he insists that his body is cannot be harmed because it's covered in a "dry, tough hide".

[AsylumSeaker]

Chuck Norris recently opened a bed & breakfast at the Event Horizon of Green Lantern.

[cptn_spoon]

Green_Lantern cries tears of Bacon. Kevin Bacon.

[AsylumSeaker]

Green Lantern used to wear a XXXL Green Hauberk of the Whale, but he burst it.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Green Lantern is so fat that just people talking about him was enough to weigh down this thread and break the forum software, unsticking it from the top of the forum. That doesn't make any sense, but he's just that fat.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern's first love was oatmeal.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern's favourite song was Let's Talk About Sex by Salt N Pepa, but his Mother just wouldn't sing it.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern would wear more sweater vests, but they just don't hold enough ham.

[Euda]

Green_Lantern made it to third base with his GI Joe before he realized it wasn't a woman.

[a giant pterodactyl]

Green_Lantern made it to third base with his GI Joe before he realized it wasn't a woman.

then he ate his GI Joe as he mistook it for a Snickers bar.


why the hell is this thread so fun. WILL IT EVAR DIEEE!?!?!?

[AsylumSeaker]

Areas deemed uninhabitable by humans due to pollution by Green Lantern's vomit and excrement have ironically become centers of biodiversity due to the absence of human activity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_alienation#Flora_and_fauna

[CrazyJoe]

bump

[Combat Womabt]

bump

I love you.

[Frank]

Green Lanterns favorite band is Less Than Jake. His mother always yells "turn that garbage down you faggot"

[Machine Messiah]

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