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minor69ner
02-08-2009, 05:06 AM
:confused:

Anima Mundi
02-08-2009, 05:12 AM
You should introduce yourself first, and see what his interests are. If you have similar ones, you could court him and eventually get to plow his sweet, sweet ass.

GermanyOrFlorida
02-08-2009, 05:30 AM
details, details details...There are a million and one generic ways to fuck with your neighbor.
But if you want really good ones, you're gonna have to spill with more information...

ComradeRock
02-08-2009, 05:42 AM
Yes, more details, I got some ideas, but I need more info about him to know if they would work.

Tokerface
02-08-2009, 07:32 AM
tell us more about this cocksmoker

then ill come up with some ideas

poast-bortem!
02-08-2009, 10:04 AM
Consistently put random poop in his mailbox and on his doorstep.

Shulgin
02-08-2009, 11:39 AM
Wait until he leaves and put some fighting cocks and a pig in the house.

Trix Are For Kids
02-08-2009, 01:02 PM
Put a flaming bag of shit somewhere he can't see. Light it on fire and wait till it burns away. Repeat until his house smells like complete shit.

Bender
02-08-2009, 01:08 PM
If you have a dog, walk it and collect its shit for a few months. Then dump it on his front porch.

Dfg
02-08-2009, 01:14 PM
Troll post?

minor69ner
02-11-2009, 09:51 AM
Yes, more details, I got some ideas, but I need more info about him to know if they would work.
He lives in a tin house, steels my newspapers and lets his dog shit in my yard.

nostrumfiend
02-11-2009, 11:09 AM
Yeah I guess a newspaper made out of steel is pretty stupid.

---Beany---
02-11-2009, 11:13 AM
Eat his dog, shit it out, then make him eat it. Tell him he's just eaten dog shit.

FacId
02-11-2009, 10:57 PM
I think you worded that wrong, I think you meant "how would I fuck with my neighbor's asshole"

RIPtotse
02-11-2009, 11:01 PM
Eat his dog, shit it out, then make him eat it. Tell him he's just eaten dog shit.

this

resmeplz
02-11-2009, 11:04 PM
He lives in a tin house, steels my newspapers and lets his dog shit in my yard.

Sounds like Me Myself and Irene

a334jv2df
02-12-2009, 03:20 AM
Fuck his wife

That motherfucking steeling your newspapirs.

Peoples Elmo
02-12-2009, 03:30 AM
siphon his gas
steal his lawn gnomes
set his trashcan on fire
fuck up his lawn with bleach or skittles

toker420
02-12-2009, 05:30 AM
do what I do it got both my neighbors to move.

-turn the music up loud every night
-get trashed have a party every other night
-get drunk and have fights in the front yard
-yell loud obscenties and racial slurs
-stand off your porch to take a piss, day or night
-have loud barking dogs
-if they complain about how you live have a friend drive thru their yard and spin out

had the neighbors always calling the cops but they could never do shit. fuck authority.

Renton
02-12-2009, 04:23 PM
The seduction of a neighbors asshole sounds like it would be a pretty difficult thing to accomplish.

Anarchy
02-12-2009, 04:29 PM
He lives in a tin house, steels my newspapers and lets his dog shit in my yard.

Collect his dog's shit, and put some in your own newspaper one day. Smear the rest all over his windows.

IIIII
02-12-2009, 04:59 PM
Go over at nite and turn on his water faucets and let them run all nite.

If you can find a dead dog then put a chain around its neck with a padlock and then lock the chain to a tree in his yard and call the Animal Humane society out to his home.

Call all the newspaper circulation offices and order subscriptions for his address.

Jack his car up and put it on blocks. Remove the tires and put them inside the car. Lock the car's doors and super glue the locks.

2009/10 is really GAY
02-12-2009, 05:09 PM
Throw eggs at his house, or cars at night time. :pop:

Trix Are For Kids
02-12-2009, 09:51 PM
Do anything and escpecially everything.

SLIM
02-12-2009, 10:17 PM
Get a pink dildo and post it through his letter box. Later break into the house and shove it up his fucking ass, you'll love it because you're a fag, and he'll hate it.

plutomic
02-13-2009, 01:07 AM
kill him.

---Beany---
02-14-2009, 08:40 AM
siphon his ass
steal his ass gnomes
set his ass on fire
fuck up his ass with bleach or skittles

Fixed

Tokerface
02-14-2009, 10:41 PM
Get the dogs shit and put it in his letterbox all the time
If that doesnt work bash his face in :boxer:

LastHand
02-15-2009, 03:52 AM
Kill his parents and make him eat them.

b00m
02-15-2009, 04:52 AM
Invite him over, Shove his nose in his dogs shit, and then proceed to beat him with the newspaper hes been stealing (With a solid metal rod in between the paper of course).

Or, turn it into an Xpl0slv3 situation (s3mt3x FTW!!!)

-b00m

Jo Nathen
02-16-2009, 10:03 PM
Go online and send him credit card offers and car loan offers, if you know the exact address.

RIPtotse
02-16-2009, 10:07 PM
send tons of shit to him in the mail by signing up for a bunch of shitty websites

lol

can you still get boxes for free?