military philosophy 101

[zombo.com]

Found this on another forum (bmw's of all places) while googling something else.
It was too hilarious not to share

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
-Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Corps Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

[xippilli]

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
(Paul Rodriguez)

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
(Gen. MacArthur)

You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
(Marine Gunnery Sergeant)

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
(US Navy Seaman)

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
(Army Platoon Sergeant)

If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
(David Hackworth)

Your job is to kill the other person before they kill you so that your national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as long as it takes the ink to dry.
(Drill Instructor)

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[xippilli]

http://www.afblues.com/comics/2007-11-23.jpg

Only Airmen or those in 20th AF will understand this. :]

[zombo.com]

If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
(David Hackworth)



:]

i think you may have just given me my new signature.

[xippilli]

NEVER question the living conditions of the Air Force.

http://www.chairforce.com/images/stories/News/airman-out-of-regs.jpg

Ever.

[p6867]

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[zombo.com]

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I laughed my ass off.

[BastardLunatic]

I've read these few years back...
Like:
"If enemy is in range, so are you"

[Hydroponichronic]

Found this on another forum (bmw's of all places) while googling something else.
It was too hilarious not to share

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
-Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Corps Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
I've seen most of these on the death screens of a videogame I used to play. They're all good. On more I remember was:

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

[Darkerofthemind]

Art of War by Sun Tzu.

[3rdBullet]

Real Chiefs know that Ensigns should be seen and not heard, and NEVER read books on leadership.

The complexity of the weapon will always be inversely proportional to the IQ of the operator.
-USMC Gunny.

There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Military way.

[Star Wars Fan]

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal


The Foundation novels referenced this IIRC.

oh. "Forewarned is Forearmed"
-Death Star novel..

[Karupt]

Most, if not all are from Call of Duty 4

[The Swede]

Most, if not all are from Call of Duty 4

Correction: CoD team thinks they are original by copying old quotes.

[Karupt]

Correction: CoD team thinks they are original by copying old quotes.

and wherever the fuck COD got them, i dont care