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Darkhunter
02-08-2009, 08:30 PM
ITT: Post the craziest way to get on the 10 pm news.
enkrypt0r
02-08-2009, 08:52 PM
Walk into the station during the broadcast.
ILTST9
02-08-2009, 09:00 PM
Walk into the station during broadcast and KILL FUCKING EVERYONE. Then kill yourself on live tv.
Trix Are For Kids
02-08-2009, 11:19 PM
kill charlie gibson and then george stephahippopotamus will rule the world!
kelsokid18
02-08-2009, 11:30 PM
Pull a Max Headroom and overtake the signal of a station.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_broadcast_signal_intrusion_incident
anonym0us
02-08-2009, 11:35 PM
Walk into the station during the broadcast.

hahahahaha
oh man, this made my day
InspiredByMe
02-08-2009, 11:44 PM
walk into studio and taser your penis in front of the camera.
plutomic
02-09-2009, 03:08 AM
Walk into the station during the broadcast.

perfect:)
ComradeRock
02-09-2009, 03:44 AM
Pull a Max Headroom and overtake the signal of a station.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_broadcast_signal_intrusion_incident

Man that is cool shit, makes me want to look into how that stuff is done.
Young Meth
02-09-2009, 03:53 AM
I wouldn't want to be on the 10 o' clock news, i'd rather borrow my G-moves from it.
phmeworp
02-09-2009, 06:49 PM
Maybe not the easiest, but surely the best: just get a job as the anchor.
Th0r
02-09-2009, 07:50 PM
Start shooting fucks at 9PM.
bbs.zoklet.net
02-09-2009, 08:50 PM
have someone do a drive by(better if you do it in a rich boi town with no ghetto). do it to the most important house
Bob Cock
02-10-2009, 12:26 AM
Hack an electronic roadsign to say obscene words/gestures.
headshotphantom
02-10-2009, 01:05 AM
Smoosh your weaner against the window with "Put me on the news" painted on your chest.
MySTiiC MaDNeSS
02-10-2009, 01:24 AM
Go into your school with an ak-47 and blast the place up and shoot yourself in the head
bbs.zoklet.net
02-10-2009, 01:33 AM
staple your face to the tv station
headshotphantom
02-10-2009, 01:43 AM
I'm telling you weaner-to-window is the way to go. Espcially if you do it every week or something, lol. I'm sure you would get a lot of publicity. You could even sell what you painted on your chest I bet after awhile.
Pringles
02-10-2009, 02:02 AM
Pull a Max Headroom and overtake the signal of a station.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_broadcast_signal_intrusion_incident

This would be badass! or you could take a sawed off shotgun and start blasting jews at a temple and say some racist jew shit.
AlCapon3
02-10-2009, 02:56 AM
I wouldn't want to be on the 10 o' clock news, i'd rather borrow my G-moves from it.

lol im probably the only one who got that.
Darkhunter
02-11-2009, 07:12 PM
The weiner idea is the one I am looking into right now.
Pringles
02-12-2009, 02:08 AM
You go go to a place where they have Lazer tag like Lazerstar here in California and use your own gun.

"Today in so and so a kid OWNED at lazertag when he used his own gun. He has the highest record for any game played at any lazertag location. He was so damn good 23 people died. 11 of which were his teamates but he thought it was deathmtach."

That would be fucking hiliarious and sad.
headshotphantom
02-12-2009, 03:05 AM
The weiner idea is the one I am looking into right now.

Damn I'm good. Plus you're advertising the goods to the local female population lol.
Broke
02-13-2009, 08:19 AM
I wouldn't want to be on the 10 o' clock news, i'd rather borrow my G-moves from it.

i'm guessing you're immitating, "Slim Thug - Like a Boss"
AdamSmokesCrack
02-13-2009, 03:56 PM
"Today in so and so a kid OWNED at lazertag when he used his own gun. He has the highest record for any game played at any lazertag location. He was so damn good 23 people died. 11 of which were his teamates but he thought it was deathmtach."


Sadly, they'd never report it like that. "A local MAD MAN went into a laser tag area in the [] and shot TWENTY-THREE pedestrians, most of them children. We're still getting blablablabla"
They get paid 6-figures to pretend to care.

And I'd say just kill some people. Hell, anything gets on the news nowadays, since it's always a slow news day when you can't report on how awful the president's doing.
Crashwangdoodle
02-13-2009, 04:08 PM
Stand right behind the reporter and piss him off. Then start a fight and kill all the surrondings (including him).... Do any ideas involve anything except killing and penises???
AdamSmokesCrack
02-13-2009, 04:32 PM
Do any ideas involve anything except killing and penises???

Killing and penises get you on the news, right? :mad: