Best places to hide weed in a car

[Masked Stranger]

What are they?

At the end of the month, my friend and I are taking a cross state trip to Umass for our friends 21st bday. One thing he requested, was a "shot load of weed."

I smoke occasionally. Nothing like a weed head, maybe 2-3 times a month. The friend Ill be traveling with is a fucking pot head. I mean he ALWAYS has weed on him. And he will be providing the "shitload of weed" as a bday present.

Where would one hide it in a car? I have NEVER driven with weed in the car, and am kinda paranoid/nervous. I should mention this is Massachusetts, and we can have a ounce of weed without it being a criminal matter.


Some ideas I have though up of.

Dismounting the tire, throwing the weed in there (obviously in a ziplock), and mounting it back on, and driving with it IN the tire.

taking the battery out, duct taping a few bags under the battery, and putting it back in.

Im a mechanic. I always have a toolbox in the trunk. I was thinking put the weed in the tool box, LOCK IT, and leave it in the trunk. If I get pulled over, Ill say I dont have the key on me, cause Im not going to work, im going to party. Anyone know more on this? Would this work? its in a locked tool box.

There are also quite a few hiding compartments under the hood, like behind the brake booster. duct taped to the fire wall. in the air filter. and so on. However I am a bit worried that the heat in there would have some sort of effect on the weed, like make it smell, or make it lose some of its potency.

Behind the headlights or taillights.

inside the gas tank. Like tying a ziplock bag to a string, drop it in, and secure the string to the gas cap. Hopefully this would work? Can someone confirm/deny this?

Other ideas incude an mp3 player or something, with the box, hide the bag in the box, and wrap it up in a bday gift paper. so it would kinda ruin it if they ask me to open it up.


anyway, any other ideas?

[headshotphantom]

Some are too extreme IMO. Also the present one isn't a good idea because if a cop is searching you for weed he's going to open the presents I would imagine. He needs a warrant to open a lockbox w/o the key however. ;) Under the battery would be a good idea, and say you don't have the key for the lockbox all suspicious like so he thinks there's weed in there lol.

[ILTST9]

You're overthinking it a bit. Go to Mcdonalds and order a drink. Drink it and put the weed in the cup.

[jipped5cent]

lol what i did once while runnin some for a friend was ..well i have a big sub in the trunk..just unscrew it hide it in there screw the sub back into the box and there ya go..now if they get the dogs out your prolly fucked eitheer way you hide it..but some of the sub boxes stink like hell..but hell goodluck

[hellspawn]

Well, in head shops they sell fake soda/redbull cans, just get a 12-pack of soda (the EXACT same brand). Fill up a fake can or two stick them in the back of the soda case. No cop will pop open an entire 12 pack in a vain search for hidden weed. But there's also a more level headed way to go about this which is just not to get pulled over. Ya know simple shit, stop at lights and signs, go 5mph under the speed limit, Don't shoot mormons with a 50. caliber assault rifle whilst humming the theme from the tick. Either way good luck!

[slayer]

under the dashboard on the passenger side, there are usually little cracks that you can stick it in.

if your transporting small amounts, just keep it in your hand. so if you get pulled over you can just eat it. they cant bust you for smelling like weed.

also dogs and break apart smells. so you'll probably be fucked if they have one. so keep a cat or some meat in the car to throw them off. you can easily blame the dog spazzing on that.

[Actor]

Buy some groceries and food and stuff and get like 4-6 bags of stuff. Open a cereal box and put it in there, glue it back shut, put the box back into the bag, put the bag with the other bags in the car.

[NaiveMonarch]

Take off the door trim, it's not hard, then pack several slim bags in the cavity, then replace the trim.
Also, packing it inside the tyres is a shit idea, unless you mean the spare tyre.

[.it]

why hide it in your car when you can shove it in your ass? :facepalm:

[Enfaded Serenicity]

There are TONS of places to hide weed in a car , I have some experience in auto electrical work and there are so many places inside and outside.

In my personal experience when I have had my car searched I have never had a cop look under the bonnet , Never. Most cops arent mechanics and wont know the bits and peices of a working engine. I'd recommend hiding it in the engine bay somewhere near the bulkhead. If your car has been running and its hell hot under there no cop is going to burn his hands.

I'd recommend a bag cable tied to the air intake manifold somewhere behind the rocker covers if your driving a V6 engine , somewhere at the back. Its going to be hot , but aluminium foil should protect your goods. Ive tried it before and it hasnt affected the pot in any way. Your Battery theory sounds good too , perhaps put some glue or locktite on the battery hold down clamps so if they wish to examine under there it will be difficult.

Take out your windscreen washer bottle and place the pot in there inside a waterproof bag with some weight in there. Some people put a certain agent in there water so that in cold areas it will not freeze , this agent usually makes the water purple so anyone examining inside will find it difficult to see anything.

Other areas could include table tied to your control arms around the wheels or cable tied to the under chassis , of course for this you would have to jack up your car significantly.

As for inside the car , Under the drivers steering column deep inside the wiring. If you know how to pull out your radio , do so and put it deep inside your dash and then rewire it in and screw / bolt all the panels back together . No cop would ever look in there or even phatom how to do so.

Of course you could take shampoo bottles and empty them , put the weed in waterproof bags place inside the bottles then refill with as much shampoo as possible. place this inside your luggage or whatever. Be creative.

[MunkeyQ]

Either you're being too paranoid or I wasn't careful enough...

My car didn't have a radio installed, so I just stuffed it in the hole where it should be, inside the dashboard.

[SLIM]

In the fender wall of your car.
Also the head unit once taken off, take the faceplate off and you have enough space for you to stash a few baggies.

A bit paranoid and not needed though.

[Masked Stranger]

Turns out under the hood is the best place to hide according to my cop buddy. They almost never go under the hood. Inside the car is to obvious, as once the cop gets in there theres a chance he will smell it, which gives probable cause to search the car, including the trunk and anything locked.

Inside the tire could work, but the dog could still smell the residue ON the tire. So if I go that route, I would have to wear gloves, and try not to touch the outside of the tire.

Under the battery is also good, even better if it has one of those locking mechanisms, which take like 5 minutes to un-bolt.

in the seats is suicide according to him. Anything inside the car (in the cabin) is more or less suicide. Cops and dogs always go inside the car.

The fake cans is a great idea, provided there are no dogs present. But I dont even know where the headshops are in this area..


Ill be working on my car today in school. So it will give me the opportunity to do some prime recon, including under the car.

[infamousjonrhodes]

You can get scent proof bags

[Ciber]

Get air proof bag, one of those vacuum sealing bags. Remove your car's plastics, on the inside, and hide them in there. Just remember to remove the plastics without breaking the hooks, then jamming the bad far behind some more unremovable metal or plastics. Snap back on the plastics you removed and you should be good. The bad shouldn't smell, and throw an air freshener around it to be safe.

[Trix Are For Kids]

Dude unless you cross the border you may not even need to hide it. Just act casual, YOU have nothing to hide, slow down for work zones, you'll be in MA in no time. For the record, please do not hesitate to shoot Mormons. Actually, keep the gun pointing out the window. please.

[BiggLJ]

Yeah it definitely sounds like you're making too big a deal outta this. Just don't drive shitty and you probably won't get pulled over, and even if you do, don't give them a reason to search our car. Without probable cause they can't search. As long as you don't leave it out in the open you'll be fine.

[kracker]

In a zip-lock bag in under a bunch of those armor-all cleaning wipes in the container, then put it in the glove compartment.

[Mogli]

If for whatever reason you do decide to put weed under the battery (which is one of the best ideas in this thread), FFS do NOT crush it! Prop up the four corners of the battery with rubber erasers or something thicker to give the weed some space so it isn't flattened out.

[Young Meth]

Your such a paranoid fuck! Every time I have ever gotten a ticket I have been high with weed in the middle console, smoking a cigarette underage. Cops don't pull you over randomly looking for weed. Even if you get pulled over speeding.. you're good. take the ticket and go. if the weed isn't clearly visible or smellable he is not going to just take random, off the wall the initiative to search your car.

Cops aren't fucking psychics, put it anywhere out of plain view and not with your insurance, do the FUCKING speed limit, and you're fucking straight you fucking retard

[Masked Stranger]

OK I got 2 spots. Under the battery, and duct taped to the A-frame under the car.

While it may sound like Im being paranoid, I am. I got a good life right now that I dont want to fuck up by having a intent to distribute charge.

The thing is, sometimes cops ask if they can have a look around your car. Sometimes they dont even see/smell anything. Its just to see if your hiding anything. If you say no,than they know you have something to hide. They bring a dog out, if the dog barks, they have reasonable cause to search. If they find it (and with the dog already out there, they will), your done.

If you do give them permission to search, and they find it, your done.

If you do give them permission to search, and they DONT find anything, ok thats great.


Thats why I dont want it **IN** the car. if I get pulled over for anything, and the cop asks me if he can have a quick look around the car, than ok Ill let him. He wont find anything inside, and will let me go, possibly with a ticket for whatever the reason it was he pulled me over.

[BiggLJ]

A pig can't search your car without probable cause. If you don't consent to a search and he doesn't have probable cause, then yeah he can call in a K9, but you don't have to wait around for it. He can't detain you without reasonable suspicion (not consenting to a search doesn't give reasonable suspicion).

By all means go ahead and hide the weed inside the oil filter or whatever, it just seems a little ridiculous.

[Riotupfront]

I don't see what's wrong with the toolbox. I mean the even in the off chance of the cop searching your car from being pulled over, he won't be able to check the toolbox without a key, and no cop wants to waste all that time getting warrants and whatever else he needs to open it, not to mention you don't have to go through all the trouble of going in your engine and taking out the battery and all that. I've gotten pulled over twice when I was 16 and even then they didn't search my car. One time they did search my car for trespassing and he just looked around in the front seat and in the dashboard, I could have had a shitload in the back and he wouldn't have even noticed. I know your just trying to be safe though, it's a scary feeling driving with anything illegal, just drive safe and don't be suspicious and it won't matter where you put it as long as it's not in plain view.

[plutomic]

well.. just dont drive too safe... just drive as you normally would.. and even if you get pulled over, as long as you aren't acting weird, it's good.

ive seen many episodes of cops and court tv where they pull someone over for driving to slow,and the ended up having huge loads of illegal drugs.. Just think about it this way, the faster you drive, the faster youll get there:)

[hellspawn]

A pig can't search your car without probable cause. If you don't consent to a search and he doesn't have probable cause, then yeah he can call in a K9, but you don't have to wait around for it. He can't detain you without reasonable suspicion (not consenting to a search doesn't give reasonable suspicion).

By all means go ahead and hide the weed inside the oil filter or whatever, it just seems a little ridiculous.


Good point but if you've been asked to have your car searhed you've entered a catch 22.

For both scenarios assume your carrying a stash.

1) You say yes, he finds the bag, busted.

2) You say no, denial gives him reasonable suspicion, he radios in to get a search warrant (and contrary to what you may have witnessed on CSI, it doesn't take a whole lot of time), he waits around for it to clear, now you've pissed him off and he can search your vehicle all the same, busted.

Now what you can do is check the laws in your state/state your driving into and see if it's decriminalized. If it is so, carry an amount under the decriminalized limit. If worse comes to worse and you get caught, it's a fine, a slap on the wrist maybe, MAYBE a summons.

Now if it's decriminalized And you need more than the decriminalized limit Have you and each friend thats with you carry a decriminalized amount on their person (because if it's in your vehicle your responsible for it, if it's in your friend's pockets your not). JUST as long as you can prove that there was no intent to distribute (which is a hard as hell to prove at best).

[Zanick]

tape it to your inner thigh

he won't go there

and the dogs definitely won't smell it.
it's fool proof

[SUP4L337]

I remember a while ago on totse someone posted some youtube videos of an ex-cop that showed the best places to hide weed in a car, and explained them all very well.

[Rainycity]

just incase your going to canada if they ask you to let them search your car or you and you say no that give them the right to search you i no fucked up that happend to me i was walking up the block cops pull over ask to search me i said no he said i was under arrest plus i read it in some law book so dont go to canada ever cuz its cold and it sucks and more than half the girls are ugly

[BiggLJ]

Good point but if you've been asked to have your car searhed you've entered a catch 22.

For both scenarios assume your carrying a stash.

1) You say yes, he finds the bag, busted.

2) You say no, denial gives him reasonable suspicion, he radios in to get a search warrant (and contrary to what you may have witnessed on CSI, it doesn't take a whole lot of time), he waits around for it to clear, now you've pissed him off and he can search your vehicle all the same, busted.


Denial doesn't give him reasonable suspicion, you're just exercising your constitutional right not to consent to a search. No judge is gonna grant a search warrant based on the fact that you wouldn't let a cop search.

[hellspawn]

Denial doesn't give him reasonable suspicion, you're just exercising your constitutional right not to consent to a search. No judge is gonna grant a search warrant based on the fact that you wouldn't let a cop search.

Really? Well isn't reasonable cause kind of flimsy anyway? Could a cop just say that the suspect was acting funny or some such crap, and get away scot free in court if he found somthing?

[I'mAfraidofJapan]

Which Umass? If you're going to Amherst its the fucking zoo and we need to chill!

[LastHand]

Stick the weed in the tail pipe of the car. Next, the get an 8 foot piece of 3 inch plastic hose. After that, connect one end to tail pipe and the other end to the window, the roll your car in to the garage and fire up your car.

[BiggLJ]

Really? Well isn't reasonable cause kind of flimsy anyway? Could a cop just say that the suspect was acting funny or some such crap, and get away scot free in court if he found somthing?

Nah a cop can't just go on a hunch. They need some sort of legit evidence, for example, if they smelled weed, that would probably give them probable cause to search.

[Crashwangdoodle]

Nah a cop can't just go on a hunch. They need some sort of legit evidence, for example, if they smelled weed, that would probably give them probable cause to search.

But its sorta dodgy

[hellspawn]

Cops are dodgy.....

[dawn_of_devastation]

In a rocket so you can send that bitch packin when you get pulled over.

[t.o.t.s.e.]

dude... quick note:
No one is going to pull you over without a good reason. If you dont give a reason, you wont be searched

...also, PLEASE shoot at any and all momroms on site lol those bastards sicken me with their little compounds and shit. haha but yea... i dont condone the shooting of mormons ;)

[Phinehas]

In a transparent bag on the console between the driver's and passenger seat. :)

[Trix Are For Kids]

just incase your going to canada if they ask you to let them search your car or you and you say no that give them the right to search you i no fucked up that happend to me i was walking up the block cops pull over ask to search me i said no he said i was under arrest plus i read it in some law book so dont go to canada ever cuz its cold and it sucks and more than half the girls are ugly

AGREED. I went to Canada a few months back, and you'd think "oh it's the same as the U.S., but they speak French." WRONG! not only do they yell at you when you don't speak French, but even when you do speak good French like I do, they give you all these pissed off stares because you're a tourist. The food is really good, AT SUCKING; the girls are the exact opposite, and it is fucking colder than ice. Hell, most of it IS ice!

[Masked Stranger]

I think Im ganna go with my under the hood/car ideas.


Im going to UMASS Dartmouth. Which unfortunately involves traveling through Rhode Island, which which weed law im not familiar with. But Im relying on the horrendous providence traffic to hide me.

[BiggLJ]

AGREED. I went to Canada a few months back, and you'd think "oh it's the same as the U.S., but they speak French." WRONG! not only do they yell at you when you don't speak French, but even when you do speak good French like I do, they give you all these pissed off stares because you're a tourist. The food is really good, AT SUCKING; the girls are the exact opposite, and it is fucking colder than ice. Hell, most of it IS ice!

LMAO this. I went up to Canada a few years back and a lot of the people there were assholes.

I think Im ganna go with my under the hood/car ideas.


Im going to UMASS Dartmouth. Which unfortunately involves traveling through Rhode Island, which which weed law im not familiar with. But Im relying on the horrendous providence traffic to hide me.

Hide you? Are you wanted?

[Masked Stranger]

no not wanted. But if im bumper to bumper traffic, what are the odds a cop is ganna pull me over? much less pull ANYONE over?

that stretch of providence highway is just ridiculous. They have the exit I need on the LEFT. Which is exactly 0.3 miles from the ramp i take to end up there. Meaning I have to traverse 4 lanes of bumper to bumper traffic with angry assholes behind the wheel who will to anything to make sure you dont make that exit.:facepalm:

[Trix Are For Kids]

Just watch out if you go through CT, Mass is a little less strict, but CT is real serious about enforcing its' drug laws. Be prepaired to get stopped, but it is less than likely because the cops are so busy making residential busts. They still haven't caught me though.:D

[Ciber]

Oh btw take the 15 minutes and invest in a debit card. Put ALL your money in it. If you're caught with weed and over 50 or so bucks CASH that's distributing.

[FURAK]

If you get pulled over you do have the right to just talk to them through the window.

[Vega]

I remember a while ago on totse someone posted some youtube videos of an ex-cop that showed the best places to hide weed in a car, and explained them all very well.

http://www.youtube.com/user/nevergetbusted

[carhopper6]

go to the store and buy... groceries. make sure u get hamburger and plastic wrap. open the hamburger and make a hole in the meat big enuf for ur bag o green. put the weed in the hole. close the hole with ur fingers and wrap it up in the plastic wrap. put it back in ur grocery bag. wen the cop pulls u over and bring the dog out, the dog will start going ape shit. just pull out the package of meat and say u were on Ur way to a bar-b-q or something and the cop will leave u alone. or just don't get pulled over.

[AceInThePack]

Get a big magic hat, put the weed on top of your head, then put the hat on. No one will suspect a thing.

[Neiromaru]

split the weed up into bags of less than an ounce, and hide them in different places around your car.

On the off chance your car does get searched, and the cop does manage to find one he/she'll probably stop looking assuming he's found all your weed. Since that's less then the criminal amount you can take the $100 fine and be on your way with the rest of your weed safe.

[kevinh111]

Havnt read most of this so this may have been said:
Pull up the carpet in the interior and put some under there. It is very easy to do and it wont wreck your carpet when you pull it up. The is probably some screws at the edge. Just undo them and stash it under there. If the car has a sunroof put it under the roof of the car between the sunroof cover and the roof of the car.
At some pipe shops you can buy cans and bottles that have been made into keepers. Stuff it in there and put it into a cooler or case of the same drink.
You are defianatly being to paranoid and will probably never even be checked. If a cop pulls you over hes not just going to automatically think that you are hiding weed.

[Death Snuggle]

Yeah, you know how you open up your door and you can see the vent ports?

I'm pretty sure you can figure it out from there.

[SupraDude]

go to the store and buy... groceries. make sure u get hamburger and plastic wrap. open the hamburger and make a hole in the meat big enuf for ur bag o green. put the weed in the hole. close the hole with ur fingers and wrap it up in the plastic wrap. put it back in ur grocery bag. wen the cop pulls u over and bring the dog out, the dog will start going ape shit. just pull out the package of meat and say u were on Ur way to a bar-b-q or something and the cop will leave u alone. or just don't get pulled over.

That was on manswers

[Travis Bickle]

up yer butt

Seriously just drive how you're supposed to, and you won't get stopped.

[Syphilis]

Seriously just drive how you're supposed to, and you won't get stopped.

There are still random breath tests and stuff like that which may happen.

inside the gas tank. Like tying a ziplock bag to a string, drop it in, and secure the string to the gas cap. Hopefully this would work? Can someone confirm/deny this?

Won't work. Most cars have valves to stop things going too far in, designed to stop people stealing fuel. They also happen to prevent you stashing your weed there.

[dephdiddy]

mail it back, /endthread.
no risk of driving.