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optl
01-04-2010, 06:24 PM
My jeans are just a little too tight I think. When they ride up a bit, it hurts my balls. But they are sexy. Thoughts?

Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:26 PM
I think you're a hardcore faggot.

optl
01-04-2010, 06:27 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/21f0ak3.jpg

i think your jealous you cant fill out a pair of jeans like me

Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:29 PM
My jeal... speak English faggot.

Hamza
01-04-2010, 06:30 PM
Do you wear them up to your waist? Sag nigga...

Σnigma
01-04-2010, 06:32 PM
Scenefag.

optl
01-04-2010, 06:33 PM
Do you wear them up to your waist? Sag nigga...

nah nigga no sag here. my ass is too beautiful to hide in saggy jeans

toothless: wtf are you talking about

And they aren't that tight. Not nearly as tight as scene fags. Just tight enought to bother my nuts

Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:34 PM
*you're.

You fucking drip.

HTS
01-04-2010, 06:36 PM
*you're.

You fucking drip.

http://basszje.vrijwazig.org/files/2009/04/grammar-nazi.jpg

optl
01-04-2010, 06:36 PM
cool man. you correct people's grammar on the internets. are u butt hurt from your 8 effective habits for eating thread?

Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:37 PM
http://basszje.vrijwazig.org/files/2009/04/grammar-nazi.jpg

Yeah, so what?

HTS
01-04-2010, 06:40 PM
Yeah, so what?

So what? SO WHAT?!

Good point, I do it to from time to time.

optl
01-04-2010, 06:46 PM
So what? SO WHAT?!

Good point, I do it to from time to time.

niggas butt hurt thats all

FrY
01-04-2010, 06:53 PM
Cut out the crotch area and patch on stretchy material, or a bigger piece of cloth.
Works for my grandmother, all her tight pants have a stretchy patch in the crotch region.

bobapanbeers
01-04-2010, 06:57 PM
they are too tight because you are too fat. Lose some weight

optl
01-04-2010, 07:13 PM
they are too tight because you are too fat. Lose some weight

nope. my ass is beautifully sculpted with low body fat.

Method of Madness
01-04-2010, 07:16 PM
Cut out the crotch area and patch on stretchy material, or a bigger piece of cloth.
Works for my grandmother, all her tight pants have a stretchy patch in the crotch region.

hot

Tunicate
01-04-2010, 07:25 PM
too tight? naaaw, lets see them testes squirm :hrmph: no hetero.

FrY
01-04-2010, 07:27 PM
hot

I know thats what I keep trying to tell her, she dosent get why she still gets cat calls.

harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-05-2010, 11:30 AM
My jeans are just a little too tight I think. When they ride up a bit, it hurts my balls. But they are sexy. Thoughts?

Wear looser ones?

Mantikore
01-05-2010, 11:39 AM
just dont wash them or get new jeans

SHANE14
01-05-2010, 12:10 PM
meh mine are loose and they still ride up. I guess get new jeans, deal with it, or go with the stretchy crotch idea, that one made me LOL

Dark Lord
01-05-2010, 12:10 PM
Clothes should never be tight. Goddamn I hate tight clothes.

cousteau
01-05-2010, 01:43 PM
Does your girlfriend like your jeans? If you don't have a girlfriend, maybe these jeans are the problem.

optl
01-05-2010, 02:06 PM
Does your girlfriend like your jeans? If you don't have a girlfriend, maybe these jeans are the problem.

lol touche

kroz
01-05-2010, 03:34 PM
I think you're a hardcore faggot.

look who's talkin' mr. empty pants

FrY
01-05-2010, 04:23 PM
Nice jeans ol beans.

YoungSharky0000
01-05-2010, 05:08 PM
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SUCH TIGHT PANTALONES FAGGOTRY:mad::mad::mad:
If it's really a problem you could try shopping some place other than baby gap:o

not me
01-05-2010, 05:20 PM
My jeans are just a little too tight I think. When they ride up a bit, it hurts my balls. But they are sexy. Thoughts?

You need to quit stuffing your piehole w/cheezeburgers and greasy fries. And you can make moar room in the crotch with a knife. And a few stitches. Then you can change yer name to Opti-eunich.

lycrof
01-05-2010, 05:30 PM
I bought my first pair of tightish jeans a few months ago. They are tight but not to scenekid levels. Once I got used to them I like them. Slowly becoming my favourite pair of pants.

Hamza
01-08-2010, 10:10 PM
nah nigga no sag here. my ass is too beautiful to hide in saggy jeans


It'll improve the look a lot more, but this differs person to person.

vnorberto
01-08-2010, 10:15 PM
"sagging" originated in prison where it was used to refer to wearing pants with easy access to the anus. hope your never in a jail

AllThatIs
01-09-2010, 04:43 AM
http://i27.tinypic.com/21f0ak3.jpg

i think your jealous you cant fill out a pair of jeans like me

Yeah pair'f skinny jeens!
M'BallSs!!!

Hamza
01-10-2010, 01:45 PM
"sagging" originated in prison where it was used to refer to wearing pants with easy access to the anus. hope your never in a jail

Yeah nigga well we ain't in prison, if a nigga try and access my anus he gonna get fucked up.

Bitch Tits
01-10-2010, 02:39 PM
get some dickies

TripleDot
01-24-2010, 01:15 PM
Even though they are a little tight, I <3 the fuck outta my red/black raver jeans.

cheech
01-24-2010, 01:27 PM
Omg theres this fucker in my class who always wears red skinny jeans. He thinks he's so indie or sommit. And we'd always question him about it, like

Us:Yo feelin' indie like a glass of red wine?
David: Yeah man.

harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-24-2010, 01:29 PM
Omg theres this fucker in my class who always wears red skinny jeans. He thinks he's so indie or sommit. And we'd always question him about it, like

Us:Yo feelin' indie like a glass of red wine?
David: Yeah man.

Sounds more ironic than anything.