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My jeans are just a little too tight I think. When they ride up a bit, it hurts my balls. But they are sexy. Thoughts?
Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:26 PM
I think you're a hardcore faggot.
http://i27.tinypic.com/21f0ak3.jpg
i think your jealous you cant fill out a pair of jeans like me
Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:29 PM
My jeal... speak English faggot.
Hamza
01-04-2010, 06:30 PM
Do you wear them up to your waist? Sag nigga...
Σnigma
01-04-2010, 06:32 PM
Scenefag.
Do you wear them up to your waist? Sag nigga...
nah nigga no sag here. my ass is too beautiful to hide in saggy jeans
toothless: wtf are you talking about
And they aren't that tight. Not nearly as tight as scene fags. Just tight enought to bother my nuts
Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:34 PM
*you're.
You fucking drip.
*you're.
You fucking drip.
http://basszje.vrijwazig.org/files/2009/04/grammar-nazi.jpg
cool man. you correct people's grammar on the internets. are u butt hurt from your 8 effective habits for eating thread?
Toothlessjoe
01-04-2010, 06:37 PM
http://basszje.vrijwazig.org/files/2009/04/grammar-nazi.jpg
Yeah, so what?
Yeah, so what?
So what? SO WHAT?!
Good point, I do it to from time to time.
So what? SO WHAT?!
Good point, I do it to from time to time.
niggas butt hurt thats all
Cut out the crotch area and patch on stretchy material, or a bigger piece of cloth.
Works for my grandmother, all her tight pants have a stretchy patch in the crotch region.
bobapanbeers
01-04-2010, 06:57 PM
they are too tight because you are too fat. Lose some weight
they are too tight because you are too fat. Lose some weight
nope. my ass is beautifully sculpted with low body fat.
Method of Madness
01-04-2010, 07:16 PM
Cut out the crotch area and patch on stretchy material, or a bigger piece of cloth.
Works for my grandmother, all her tight pants have a stretchy patch in the crotch region.
hot
Tunicate
01-04-2010, 07:25 PM
too tight? naaaw, lets see them testes squirm :hrmph: no hetero.
hot
I know thats what I keep trying to tell her, she dosent get why she still gets cat calls.
harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-05-2010, 11:30 AM
My jeans are just a little too tight I think. When they ride up a bit, it hurts my balls. But they are sexy. Thoughts?
Wear looser ones?
Mantikore
01-05-2010, 11:39 AM
just dont wash them or get new jeans
SHANE14
01-05-2010, 12:10 PM
meh mine are loose and they still ride up. I guess get new jeans, deal with it, or go with the stretchy crotch idea, that one made me LOL
Dark Lord
01-05-2010, 12:10 PM
Clothes should never be tight. Goddamn I hate tight clothes.
cousteau
01-05-2010, 01:43 PM
Does your girlfriend like your jeans? If you don't have a girlfriend, maybe these jeans are the problem.
Does your girlfriend like your jeans? If you don't have a girlfriend, maybe these jeans are the problem.
lol touche
I think you're a hardcore faggot.
look who's talkin' mr. empty pants
YoungSharky0000
01-05-2010, 05:08 PM
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SUCH TIGHT PANTALONES FAGGOTRY:mad::mad::mad:
If it's really a problem you could try shopping some place other than baby gap:o
not me
01-05-2010, 05:20 PM
My jeans are just a little too tight I think. When they ride up a bit, it hurts my balls. But they are sexy. Thoughts?
You need to quit stuffing your piehole w/cheezeburgers and greasy fries. And you can make moar room in the crotch with a knife. And a few stitches. Then you can change yer name to Opti-eunich.
lycrof
01-05-2010, 05:30 PM
I bought my first pair of tightish jeans a few months ago. They are tight but not to scenekid levels. Once I got used to them I like them. Slowly becoming my favourite pair of pants.
Hamza
01-08-2010, 10:10 PM
nah nigga no sag here. my ass is too beautiful to hide in saggy jeans
It'll improve the look a lot more, but this differs person to person.
vnorberto
01-08-2010, 10:15 PM
"sagging" originated in prison where it was used to refer to wearing pants with easy access to the anus. hope your never in a jail
AllThatIs
01-09-2010, 04:43 AM
http://i27.tinypic.com/21f0ak3.jpg
i think your jealous you cant fill out a pair of jeans like me
Yeah pair'f skinny jeens!
M'BallSs!!!
Hamza
01-10-2010, 01:45 PM
"sagging" originated in prison where it was used to refer to wearing pants with easy access to the anus. hope your never in a jail
Yeah nigga well we ain't in prison, if a nigga try and access my anus he gonna get fucked up.
Bitch Tits
01-10-2010, 02:39 PM
get some dickies
TripleDot
01-24-2010, 01:15 PM
Even though they are a little tight, I <3 the fuck outta my red/black raver jeans.
cheech
01-24-2010, 01:27 PM
Omg theres this fucker in my class who always wears red skinny jeans. He thinks he's so indie or sommit. And we'd always question him about it, like
Us:Yo feelin' indie like a glass of red wine?
David: Yeah man.
harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-24-2010, 01:29 PM
Omg theres this fucker in my class who always wears red skinny jeans. He thinks he's so indie or sommit. And we'd always question him about it, like
Us:Yo feelin' indie like a glass of red wine?
David: Yeah man.
Sounds more ironic than anything.
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