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SexyWoodenSpoon
01-06-2010, 09:37 PM
Okay, the Post your pics thread brought up a calendar so I thought I'd do it. Submit 1 photo each (best, worst, n00dz, photoshopped, whatever). I'll create a poll within a week with all the users who are on-board, we vote, top 11 users for the calendar get Jan - Nov, Dec will be a collage of the runners up. I'll do the leg work putting it together (oh how I will regret that statement)

Submit your pics motherfuckers, I need a new calendar!

http://www.angeldigital.co.uk/&t/photo1.jpg

Note: I can get these calendars printed with my printers in booklet format if you want a hard copy, otherwise its gonna be PDF bitches.
If you do want a hard copy express some interest in your post and I'll see what the cost will be and minimum order quantities etc (usually 50 but I could work something out). Obviously you'll need to pay the cost of the calendar + shipping but that's entirely your call. Should be quite considerably UNDER 10GBP / ~ 15USD per calendar however it works out including shipping. I'll work something out with the mods too if it goes this way so your money is safe, and so I get reimbursed!

Entries So Far:

SexyWoodenSpoon (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1427286&postcount=1)
Dfg (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1427289&postcount=2)
I Still Needmoney (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1427295&postcount=3)
Uber_Apples (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1427296)
HTS (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1427779)
-MC (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1428700)
Toothlessjoe (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1429449)
OmmEGGA (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1429463)
TehWTF (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1429505)
Snoopy (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1429519)
Misguided Russian (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1429773)
Madejyathink (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1430767)
Hairybushnun (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1430868)
Paco (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1431097)
I Shoot The Missles (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1432090)
Unwyred (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1433099)
The Swede (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1434370)
Veers (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1447260)
ILOVEZOK (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1447573)

Dfg
01-06-2010, 09:39 PM
Hmmm, Dammit. I took one for Zoklet but I can't post the Hi-res version.

I will therefore take my submission out of the calendar. I would love to take part but I have some stupid rules which I cannot break.

I hope you guys understand.

Here is the image btw:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/picture.php?albumid=84&pictureid=1480

Only approved users can see it.

I Still Needmoney
01-06-2010, 09:43 PM
Okay, the Post your pics thread brought up a calendar so I thought I'd do it. Submit 1 photo each (best, worst, n00dz, photoshopped, whatever). I'll create a poll within a week with all the users who are on-board, we vote, top 11 users for the calendar get Jan - Nov, Dec will be a collage of the runners up. I'll do the leg work putting it together (oh how I will regret that statement)

Submit your pics motherfuckers, I need a new calendar!

Seems like I've been posting photos all week, but fuck it, here ya' go.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2z894r9.jpg

You need some eye-candy for ya' calender. :cool:

Uber_Apples
01-06-2010, 09:45 PM
Am I doing it right?
http://i50.tinypic.com/2qci640.jpg

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-06-2010, 10:24 PM
Am I doing it right?
http://i50.tinypic.com/2qci640.jpg

I believe so.

hooloovoo
01-06-2010, 10:37 PM
The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-06-2010, 10:45 PM
The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

Hopefully not, but you never know. If it works this year I'll keep it going

Vizier
01-06-2010, 11:45 PM
Needs moar ladies.

I Still Needmoney
01-06-2010, 11:47 PM
The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

I look pretty ambiguous really. Most people mistake me for a girl...

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-06-2010, 11:59 PM
Needs moar ladies.

This
I look pretty ambiguous really. Most people mistake me for a girl...

Me too!!! Wait... :hrmph:

HTS
01-07-2010, 12:01 AM
Use my sooper hawt tranny pix. MMM YA.

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 12:02 AM
Use my sooper hawt tranny pix. MMM YA.

Submit it here then!:rant:

HTS
01-07-2010, 12:07 AM
Submit it here then!:rant:

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8885/1000681u.jpg

Perfect for... I dunno. Halloween. Since it's scary. lolol

Unrelated but awesome:
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1999/1000604q.jpg

Vizier
01-07-2010, 02:14 AM
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8885/1000681u.jpg

Perfect for... I dunno. Halloween. Since it's scary. lolol

Unrelated but awesome:
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1999/1000604q.jpg

Someone bit that lego's head hard.

HTS
01-07-2010, 02:22 AM
Someone bit that lego's head hard.

lol when I was younger I heated up a pin and melted the hole into him. I think it was supposed to be a gunshot.

He's now half (lego)man, half (lego)bot. I rebuilt him. I had the money.

-MC
01-07-2010, 04:36 AM
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6523/kamehamehaxx.jpg
first 'shopped contestant?

edit: pic fixed

bornkiller
01-07-2010, 04:43 AM
I look pretty ambiguous really. Most people mistake me for a girl...
Maybe if you left the eye liner off they wouldn't, if it wasn't for the coffee stain on the bottom of your chin I wouldn't have been able to verify your gender.:rolleyes:

Toothlessjoe
01-07-2010, 08:36 AM
This one pl0x.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs192.snc3/19957_239940443926_627108926_3349833_504719_n.jpg

OmmEGGA
01-07-2010, 08:43 AM
http://www.kinkybondagesquirrels.com/permanent/goatse/goatse_02.jpg

http://www.kinkybondagesquirrels.com/permanent/goatse/goatse_33.jpg

Rodrat
01-07-2010, 08:46 AM
sorry for taking so long hopes its not too late.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_f22330e9c1d94f9d7b07594409f80d76.jpg

Tunicate
01-07-2010, 09:11 AM
I did not mean to fail, I promise :( I was not contacted after august... but I will still take the originally planned picture! and until then

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/RomanticWish1/CIMG3678.jpg

:thumbsup:

Snoopy
01-07-2010, 09:15 AM
http://www.synclinalllun.net/pht/Photo%2016.jpg

bornkiller
01-07-2010, 09:25 AM
http://www.synclinalllun.net/pht/Photo%2016.jpgHeya Snoops.....where yah been bro:thumbsup:

Lman1578
01-07-2010, 09:29 AM
The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

I know your a sexy fem, but i dont think zoklet really knows.

Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland
01-07-2010, 10:49 AM
Am I doing it right?
http://i50.tinypic.com/2qci640.jpg

You look like my brother... But somewhat more feminent.

nuclearrabbit
01-07-2010, 10:57 AM
I did not mean to fail, I promise :( I was not contacted after august... but I will still take the originally planned picture! and until then

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/RomanticWish1/CIMG3678.jpg

:thumbsup:

WHAT

SilkySmooth
01-07-2010, 01:06 PM
What's the point in releasing a calendar if everyone has already seen the pics that are gonna be in it? :confused:

Needs moar ladies.

I sent a nice (non-nude!) pic in to crazzyass and MissC in the summer when they were planning to make a calendar. Only one other girl did too though apparently, so it never came to fruition. I would let you get that same pic off them for this one, but the whole posting the pics before the calendar is released and having people vote on them puts me off, esp. since there's no guarantee that this one will happen either! Makes it seem more like one of those silly sexual attractiveness threads they do in LLR sometimes, so I think I'll sit this one out...

Paco
01-07-2010, 01:34 PM
This one pl0x.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs192.snc3/19957_239940443926_627108926_3349833_504719_n.jpg

so i hear you leik travelling somewhere new on trains.

birdy
01-07-2010, 01:39 PM
I sent a nice (non-nude!) pic in to crazzyass and MissC in the summer when they were planning to make a calendar. Only one other girl did too though apparently, so it never came to fruition. I would let you get that same pic off them for this one, but the whole posting the pics before the calendar is released and having people vote on them puts me off, esp. since there's no guarantee that this one will happen either! Makes it seem more like one of those silly sexual attractiveness threads they do in LLR sometimes, so I think I'll sit this one out...

This, minus the part about sending in a photo, i totally forgot/got lazy/didnt care.

Toothlessjoe
01-07-2010, 01:39 PM
I do.

Misguided Russian
01-07-2010, 01:46 PM
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2627/n68098161818139977529.jpg

Hardcore is a way of LIFE.

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 03:16 PM
What's the point in releasing a calendar if everyone has already seen the pics that are gonna be in it? :confused:



I sent a nice (non-nude!) pic in to crazzyass and MissC in the summer when they were planning to make a calendar. Only one other girl did too though apparently, so it never came to fruition. I would let you get that same pic off them for this one, but the whole posting the pics before the calendar is released and having people vote on them puts me off, esp. since there's no guarantee that this one will happen either! Makes it seem more like one of those silly sexual attractiveness threads they do in LLR sometimes, so I think I'll sit this one out...

Fair play, I'm serious about it though so if you submit and there are only 12 entries I'll just make the calendar out of them.

Up to you.

Cegstar
01-07-2010, 03:22 PM
What program are you using to make the calendar?

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 04:16 PM
What program are you using to make the calendar?

MS Paint... Nah it depends, if this actually takes off then it will be sent to the printers, if it is me I'll possibly just do it the same way as I usually do: PS / AI. Why? Are you offering a hand!?

Cegstar
01-07-2010, 04:19 PM
MS Paint... Nah it depends, if this actually takes off then it will be sent to the printers, if it is me I'll possibly just do it the same way as I usually do: PS / AI. Why? Are you offering a hand!?

iPhoto has a calendar program. You can even order off it, taking off the middleman (trusting a zoklet member to send it... if that's how you're doing it).

I'm looking into custom backgrounds for it - I'd love to at least attempt to help.

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 04:37 PM
iPhoto has a calendar program. You can even order off it, taking off the middleman (trusting a zoklet member to send it... if that's how you're doing it).

I'm looking into custom backgrounds for it - I'd love to at least attempt to help.

I'm fully legit with that, if you want to pitch in (and that goes for anyone, please do) As for the trust aspect - I'll sort something out with the mods.

BastardLunatic
01-07-2010, 04:40 PM
I did not mean to fail, I promise :( I was not contacted after august... but I will still take the originally planned picture! and until then

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/RomanticWish1/CIMG3678.jpg

:thumbsup:

At least you are the one who is making the calendar look better than it would be without you, I cant say that for the rest of the people (With honorable exceptions of course, if there are any :p). :thumbsup:

Snoopy
01-07-2010, 04:42 PM
At least you are the one who is making the calendar look better than it would be without you, I cant say that for the rest of the people (With honorable exceptions of course, if there are any :p). :thumbsup:

What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? My pic is sexy as FUCK.

BastardLunatic
01-07-2010, 04:45 PM
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2627/n68098161818139977529.jpg

Hardcore is a way of LIFE.

I'd give this man January.
stereotypes ftw

Edit: Someone with skillz, sh00p the forest covered in show, or some shit like that

BastardLunatic
01-07-2010, 04:52 PM
What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? My pic is sexy as FUCK.

You think you are being humorous?
Cause you look pathetic to me.
Maybe you like to shove that dildo in the pooper?
Make a vid then come back to get your piece of glory and 5 minutes of fame.
Attention hog.

Snoopy
01-07-2010, 05:03 PM
You think you are being humorous?
Cause you look pathetic to me.
Maybe you like to shove that dildo in the pooper?
Make a vid then come back to get your piece of glory and 5 minutes of fame.
Attention hog.

Are you angry because your skin has the same colour as my poo?

Cegstar
01-07-2010, 05:05 PM
I'm fully legit with that, if you want to pitch in (and that goes for anyone, please do) As for the trust aspect - I'll sort something out with the mods.

Okay. That sounds good. Let me know what you need. If you PM or list here, I can work on it overnight tonight.

BastardLunatic
01-07-2010, 06:18 PM
Are you angry because your skin has the same colour as my poo?

I'm white assface.

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 06:22 PM
Okay. That sounds good. Let me know what you need. If you PM or list here, I can work on it overnight tonight.

Will let you know, hopefully we'll get at least 12 so we can do a calendar. Otherwise its a doubler on december =/

HTS
01-07-2010, 07:05 PM
TehWTF should get Feb because it's valentines I just fell in love with that ass. :hrmph:

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 07:12 PM
TehWTF should get Feb because it's valentines I just fell in love with that ass. :hrmph:

Don't worry about it, whatever calendar you guys get, I've got one that's just TehWTF Jan - Dec (with a spot of TJ in march)

Vox Ducis
01-07-2010, 07:16 PM
What is the exact deadline ?

HTS
01-07-2010, 07:18 PM
Don't worry about it, whatever calendar you guys get, I've got one that's just TehWTF Jan - Dec (with a spot of TJ in march)

Leave the TJ out and give me this calendar. :mad:

kitteh
01-07-2010, 07:21 PM
I did not mean to fail, I promise :( I was not contacted after august... but I will still take the originally planned picture! and until then

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/RomanticWish1/CIMG3678.jpg

:thumbsup:

I like your knickers. You sport them magnificently :thumbsup:

Madejyathink
01-07-2010, 08:20 PM
I guess I'll reserve a spot now (does it really make a difference?).

Damn, and I left my leather mini skirt in my dorm. ;)

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 08:21 PM
I guess I'll reserve a spot now (does it really make a difference?).

Damn, and I left my leather mini skirt in my dorm. ;)

Well kinda, Your name will be higher up in the poll? And that would have been interesting!

kitteh
01-07-2010, 08:22 PM
Well kinda, Your name will be higher up in the poll? And that would have been interesting!

SHHWAAAM!

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
01-07-2010, 08:25 PM
I like your knickers. You sport them magnificently :thumbsup:

It'd be more magnificent if she took them off.

kitteh
01-07-2010, 08:25 PM
It'd be more magnificent if she took them off.

It would be better if YOU took your knickers off tbh ;)

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 08:26 PM
I like your knickers. You sport them magnificently :thumbsup:

And you missy! Submit your photo for this!

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
01-07-2010, 08:27 PM
It would be better if YOU took your knickers off tbh ;)

If I could find someone to write zoklet on my ass I'd do it. :o

kitteh
01-07-2010, 08:28 PM
And you missy! Submit your photo for this!

Uhmm, I can't find a suited one :confused: I took one of my face but I look about 10 and really creepy on it.

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 08:30 PM
Uhmm, I can't find a suited one :confused: I took one of my face but I look about 10 and really creepy on it.

Acht look at my entry, if its worse than that then I'll give you that.

crazzyass
01-07-2010, 08:33 PM
What's the point in releasing a calendar if everyone has already seen the pics that are gonna be in it? :confused:



I sent a nice (non-nude!) pic in to crazzyass and MissC in the summer when they were planning to make a calendar. Only one other girl did too though apparently, so it never came to fruition. I would let you get that same pic off them for this one, but the whole posting the pics before the calendar is released and having people vote on them puts me off, esp. since there's no guarantee that this one will happen either! Makes it seem more like one of those silly sexual attractiveness threads they do in LLR sometimes, so I think I'll sit this one out...

This. The pic you sent in was epic.

This calender should go well, but the pin-ups are hard as fuck to do. Girls just aren't willing to put out like they use to. :(

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 08:35 PM
This. The pic you sent in was epic.

This calender should go well, but the pin-ups are hard as fuck to do. Girls just aren't willing to put out like they use to. :(

Ha. Well lead by example then. I won't let this one fail, I'll bump bump bump it until we get somewhere.

As for deadlines thats up to you guys.

kitteh
01-07-2010, 08:39 PM
Acht look at my entry, if its worse than that then I'll give you that.

You have my pic now. Do each of us have our own month or something?

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-07-2010, 08:42 PM
This. The pic you sent in was epic.

This calender should go well, but the pin-ups are hard as fuck to do. Girls just aren't willing to put out like they use to. :(

You have my pic now. Do each of us have our own month or something?

I'll add you to the original post =]. Pretty much if you are in the top 11, choose your own month or just take a random one.

kitteh
01-07-2010, 08:44 PM
I'll add you to the original post =]. Pretty much if you are in the top 11, choose your own month or just take a random one.

August please.. if of course my pic makes it.

EDIT: you should have asked everyone to write Zoklet on themselves :p

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/hairy_bush_nun13/Photo-0003-2.jpg

Paco
01-07-2010, 10:05 PM
not really sure if i'd be considered attractive, but fuck it.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs160.snc3/18734_1164257237898_1571900803_30376562_7893670_n. jpg

Snoopy
01-07-2010, 10:24 PM
I'm white assface.

Wannabe white moar liek.

hooloovoo
01-07-2010, 10:31 PM
I know your a sexy fem, but i dont think zoklet really knows.

lol, as it should be.

Paco
01-08-2010, 12:52 AM
damn, for 15 dollars you better make a REALLLLY nice calendar. :hrmph:

DrGoogfan
01-08-2010, 12:59 AM
reserved

Lman1578
01-08-2010, 01:08 AM
I will get you a total sexy model esq' picture in a few days or something. But i will only go with July not another month.

I Shoot The Missles
01-08-2010, 03:21 AM
Holiday spirit
Maybe december?

http://i48.tinypic.com/15g2moi.jpg

Unwyred
01-08-2010, 07:48 AM
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/picture.php?albumid=75&pictureid=370

Vizier
01-08-2010, 07:52 AM
^ At least it wasn't the ass pic.

Unwyred
01-08-2010, 08:07 AM
^ At least it wasn't the ass pic.

I was tempted to use that one. :D

Tunicate
01-08-2010, 10:18 AM
I'm going to a rave on saturday, should I just have my friend who's working it bring in a sharpie and write "Zoklet" on every available girl?

A collage of them could be the "cover" of the calendar :p

Anyway...when I'm around one of my friends with a professional camera I'll take that "fall themed" pic I promised with the outfit of leaves lol

kitteh
01-08-2010, 10:49 AM
I'm going to a rave on saturday, should I just have my friend who's working it bring in a sharpie and write "Zoklet" on every available girl?

A collage of them could be the "cover" of the calendar :p

Anyway...when I'm around one of my friends with a professional camera I'll take that "fall themed" pic I promised with the outfit of leaves lol

Sounds good, love. You're hardcore putting effort into this, aren't you :p I will put effort into a summer pic (August) if this damn snow clears up :mad:

Tunicate
01-08-2010, 11:03 AM
I try to keep my promises, and I feel really fucking bad about defaulting on the other calendar. I mean, yeah they didn't set dates to turn stuff in or contact us really... but I still made a commitment. That outfit of leaves was the plan, so I'm going to try to get it done :mad:

This is like when I jokingly said maybe I'd go cleavage for cleavage with Rainycity and ended up taking the "RC" cleavage and "Zoklet" ass photos to boot. lol I'm determined but it might take a while

Uber_Apples
01-08-2010, 02:34 PM
IMO more sexy pics of chicks, less toothlessjoe, and more pics of me

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-08-2010, 03:28 PM
Yay everyones getting into the spirit! Good idea TehWTF, keep sending in people! I've updated my first post but its stopped letting me put in IMG's. We now have 16 entries.

The Swede
01-08-2010, 07:07 PM
http://forumbilder.se/images/6b201090619PM86b0.jpg

Drunkface. Ar am preti?

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-08-2010, 08:03 PM
http://forumbilder.se/images/6b201090619PM86b0.jpg

Drunkface. Ar am preti?

Hahaha if you win you're january, so I don't need to look at you too long.

The Swede
01-08-2010, 08:08 PM
Hahaha if you win you're january, so I don't need to look at you too long.

Fair enough.

not me
01-08-2010, 08:12 PM
Hahaha if you win you're january, so I don't need to look at you too long.
You mean February don't you ? Fewer days in month.

HTS
01-08-2010, 08:16 PM
You mean February don't you ? Fewer days in month.

But January is already 8 days in.

Tard.

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-08-2010, 08:25 PM
You mean February don't you ? Fewer days in month.

28 days left of February...
23 days left of January...

Chances are by the time were finished it will be nearly February anyway, and I want some ass to look at on Feb.

Tunicate
01-09-2010, 03:14 AM
I like your knickers. You sport them magnificently :thumbsup:

I like your face, you sport it magnificently :thumbsup:

Winston_Smith
01-09-2010, 03:24 AM
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2627/n68098161818139977529.jpg

Hardcore is a way of LIFE.

Hahaha. Nice one mang. :thumbsup:

Paco
01-11-2010, 07:16 PM
bump.

Renton
01-11-2010, 07:28 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/25gqj5z.jpg

:confused::confused::confused::confused:

SexyWoodenSpoon
01-11-2010, 08:59 PM
bump.

Without that bump I might have left this a bit later (hence the thanks!) Right You have until say 15th to submit / change add, subrtact, sh00p, tj, remove clothes or add boobies. Then we take a vote. All the people that reserved better get posting or else this would be you're entry:

http://www.google.com/random-image.jpg

Yes just a broken image.

The Cheshire Cat
01-11-2010, 09:23 PM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i91/O__RLY/0106001024.jpg

I submit this picture to the calender for the month of May!

bornkiller
01-11-2010, 10:25 PM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i91/O__RLY/0106001024.jpg

I submit this picture to the calender for the month of May!
Thats not a bad photo with the arc flash and all dude:eek:

kitteh
01-11-2010, 10:30 PM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i91/O__RLY/0106001024.jpg

I submit this picture to the calender for the month of May!

I like it :thumbsup:

tim
01-11-2010, 10:41 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b384/AdrianCoyote/altim.jpg

i vote this

aquabania
01-11-2010, 10:42 PM
gimme a sec

aquabania
01-12-2010, 11:42 AM
alright here we go. be advized everyone, be advized.

http://imgur.com/Rkovg.jpg

the new deal
01-13-2010, 01:34 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2qiqzhf.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2d6qjw2.jpg

Myspace-whore-hand-sign-inspired since my camera broke and all I have is my webcam. :o

harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-13-2010, 01:55 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2qiqzhf.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2d6qjw2.jpg

Myspace-whore-hand-sign-inspired since my camera broke and all I have is my webcam. :o

I'd like a calendar exclusively with pictures of you.

WAN
01-13-2010, 02:11 AM
You look like my brother... But somewhat more feminent.

he looks like a male version of Britney spears

Doctor Acts
01-13-2010, 03:32 AM
Cute girls only please! I'd like to actually be able to use the calendar!

kitteh
01-14-2010, 03:11 AM
Okay so OP I want either http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/hairy_bush_nun13/DSC00122.jpg

Or
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/hairy_bush_nun13/DSC00128-Copy-1.jpg

:)

Vizier
01-14-2010, 03:32 AM
I'd go Ooooiii mate all over hairybushnun :)

infamousjonrhodes
01-14-2010, 02:07 PM
http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo42/jonrhodes_2008/jonnyb.jpg

Franklin Payne
01-14-2010, 03:02 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2qiqzhf.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/2d6qjw2.jpg

I'd like a calendar exclusively with pictures of you.
I support this notion.

fuckbiscuit
01-14-2010, 03:11 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f168/discreethobo/Photoon2010-01-13at10313.jpg

April plz.

Agent 008
01-14-2010, 03:19 PM
Is it just me, or is every single Totse girl attractive?

Apart from deadendgirl.

Also, you guys seem to fail at making a calendar. You should take some lessons from robinhoody, grusomhat or agent 008!

fuckbiscuit
01-14-2010, 03:23 PM
Is it just me, or is every single Totse girl attractive?

Apart from deadendgirl.

Also, you guy seem to fail at making a calendar. You should take some lessons from robinhoody, grusomhat or agent 008!

xxbatgirlxx her nudes were cringe-worthy.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler
01-14-2010, 03:41 PM
Okay so OP I want either http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/hairy_bush_nun13/DSC00122.jpg

Or
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/hairy_bush_nun13/DSC00128-Copy-1.jpg

:)

I'd motorboat that.

harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-14-2010, 03:44 PM
I support this notion.

I'd use it every year.

bornkiller
01-14-2010, 05:07 PM
I'd like a calendar exclusively with pictures of you.I'd rather tap that ass all year round than look @ it on a calender bro :D

harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-15-2010, 12:43 PM
I'd rather tap that ass all year round than look @ it on a calender bro :D

I'd like the calendar.

WAN
01-16-2010, 03:48 AM
I support this notion.

She's really not that hot, you know

Vizier
01-16-2010, 05:05 AM
She's really not that hot, you know

Lol, WAN. How's that novel going?

Equinox
01-16-2010, 12:49 PM
The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

Well, if it is, at least me and Yggdrasil will enjoy it. :thumbsup:

zingalong
01-16-2010, 01:33 PM
Lol, WAN. How's that novel going?

She stopped after she realized it would be easier to give up than to replace half the "r"s in her book with "l"s.

The Cheshire Cat
01-16-2010, 04:19 PM
Thats not a bad photo with the arc flash and all dude:eek:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i91/O__RLY/0106001025.jpg


I'm not sure which one I like better.

Yggdrasil
01-16-2010, 05:12 PM
Well, if it is, at least me and Yggdrasil will enjoy it. :thumbsup:

:clap:

Intoxicated Shaman
01-16-2010, 07:38 PM
She's really not that hot, you know

Trannies have no room to talk.

Lman1578
01-16-2010, 07:52 PM
She's really not that hot, you know

Shes cute.

However in comparison to you shes Jessica mother fucking Alba

bornkiller
01-16-2010, 08:21 PM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i91/O__RLY/0106001025.jpg


I'm not sure which one I like better.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i91/O__RLY/0106001024.jpg

This one fosho.:thumbsup:

HTS
01-16-2010, 10:22 PM
Trannies have no room to talk.

lol WAN isn't a tranny... is she?

bornkiller
01-16-2010, 11:06 PM
lol WAN isn't a tranny... is she?
A guy that likes to give the illusion he's a girl (well kind of a girl) sounds close enough :rolleyes:

Meanmrwaffle
01-18-2010, 11:51 PM
Am I too late? I feel the ladies/gays should have something to look at (Wow, that sounds pretty conceited now that I think about it...)

http://i48.tinypic.com/dfgkzd.jpg

Yggdrasil
01-18-2010, 11:58 PM
Am I too late? I feel the ladies/gays should have something to look at (Wow, that sounds pretty conceited now that I think about it...)

http://i48.tinypic.com/dfgkzd.jpg

Other pic looks better, imo :thumbsup:

Meanmrwaffle
01-18-2010, 11:59 PM
Other pic looks better, imo :thumbsup:

I'll enter it too then.:D
http://i48.tinypic.com/30utws0.jpg

Lord hang man
01-19-2010, 12:15 AM
http://s623.photobucket.com/albums/tt318/ChrisDek/?action=view&current=MyPicture.jpg

http://s623.photobucket.com/albums/tt318/ChrisDek/?action=view&current=Photo9.jpg

http://s623.photobucket.com/albums/tt318/ChrisDek/?action=view&current=Photo10.jpg

I'm gona be famous soon, so.....

Lord hang man
01-19-2010, 12:19 AM
Oh, just click on em I guess..


Keep shaving brah, i think you look like a douche with the scruffy beard thing going down.

No prob, once I feel like Officer McDingleberry ain't lookin for me extensively i'll shave it. I know it's stupid looking :p

fuckbiscuit
01-19-2010, 12:20 AM
Oh, just click on em I guess..

Keep shaving brah, i think you look like a douche with the scruffy beard thing going down.

Meanmrwaffle
01-19-2010, 12:25 AM
Click where?

Lord hang man
01-19-2010, 12:26 AM
If you wanna see my face, look at the image address or use a mac :mad:

bornkiller
01-19-2010, 12:45 AM
I'll enter it too then.:D
http://i48.tinypic.com/30utws0.jpg
Thats a better pic.
The other one made you look like a MySpace Indian from the emohoe tribe.:rolleyes:

Paco
01-19-2010, 12:46 AM
Am I too late? I feel the ladies/gays should have something to look at (Wow, that sounds pretty conceited now that I think about it...)

http://i48.tinypic.com/dfgkzd.jpg

why do you think your so hot?

your pretty fucking ugly IMO.

Meanmrwaffle
01-19-2010, 12:59 AM
By that post I meant that most people either posted pics of girls or themselves being funny. Damn...

Kristin
01-20-2010, 12:15 AM
Am I doing it right?
http://i50.tinypic.com/2qci640.jpg

you're freakin adorable.

BITCH TITZ
01-20-2010, 12:33 AM
Okay so OP I want either http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/hairy_bush_nun13/DSC00122.jpg

Or
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/hairy_bush_nun13/DSC00128-Copy-1.jpg

:)

fuck off you average bitch you just want compliments from an internet forum

kitteh
01-20-2010, 05:30 PM
fuck off you average bitch you just want compliments from an internet forum

Lolwut? OP asked me to be apart of it and at first I said no but then I decided to join in on the fun like the others and what better than to put a Z on me to represent Zoklet. I couldn't give a toss about what anyone thinks about me, I don't use a forum to fish for compliments.

Also, I know I'm an average Joe. There are beautiful girls and boys on here but I wasn't aware that Zoklet had become a modelling agency >.<

kitteh
01-20-2010, 10:08 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f168/discreethobo/Photoon2010-01-13at10313.jpg

April plz.

Hey biscuit fucker, you look good here :cool: I like ya new style :thumbsup:

fuckbiscuit
01-20-2010, 10:15 PM
Hey biscuit fucker, you look good here :cool: I like ya new style :thumbsup:

It's the same me but uber pale and i've lost a decent amount of weight :cool:

kitteh
01-20-2010, 10:16 PM
It's the same me but uber pale and i've lost a decent amount of weight :cool:

Nah man, you look good. Not that you didn't originally, you just do more so now :)

kitteh
01-20-2010, 10:21 PM
More men should write Zoklet on themselves for the fun of it :)

blackcat
01-20-2010, 10:22 PM
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs224.snc1/7116_301159540004_673485004_9349335_991461_n.jpg

Meh, why not?

kitteh
01-20-2010, 10:24 PM
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs224.snc1/7116_301159540004_673485004_9349335_991461_n.jpg

Meh, why not?

Ooooh nice :) you look good :thumbsup:

blackcat
01-20-2010, 10:29 PM
Ooooh nice :) you look good :thumbsup:

Why thank you :D

fuckbiscuit
01-20-2010, 10:30 PM
Nah man, you look good. Not that you didn't originally, you just do more so now :)

Why thank you :)

blackcat
01-20-2010, 10:34 PM
Why thank you :)

:hrmph:

aquabania
01-21-2010, 09:12 AM
Oh man, i've got a HUMONGOUS zit under my chin, let me see if i can get a good shot of it

Vox Ducis
01-25-2010, 03:31 PM
Bump.

OP, when is the deadline for posting ? Is the idea still alive ?

Cegstar
01-25-2010, 03:51 PM
Bump.

OP, when is the deadline for posting ? Is the idea still alive ?
I volunteered to help but haven't heard anything I can do... if he doesn't do it I may just take initiative and get it done.

Vox Ducis
01-25-2010, 03:53 PM
I volunteered to help but haven't heard anything I can do... if he doesn't do it I may just take initiative and get it done.

Ok, I'll post mine later.

Vox Ducis
01-25-2010, 08:41 PM
Here's my entry :

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4304166493_159a6107b0_b.jpg

Yggdrasil
01-25-2010, 09:27 PM
Here's my entry :

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4304166493_159a6107b0_b.jpg

You vote for the Front National, don't you :hrmph:

:D

fuckbiscuit
01-26-2010, 01:18 AM
I reallllllly want to goatse my webcam using my ring hole as the "o" in zoklet :(

Rodrat
01-26-2010, 06:45 AM
posted a pic
first page
hope its not too late for anything

Vox Ducis
01-26-2010, 12:06 PM
You vote for the Front National, don't you :hrmph:

:D

I vote for the MPF (Mouvement pour la France). It's not exactly like the FN even if we have many common points. The most important is that we are not considered a bunch of nostalgic nazis by the government and the people.

blackcat
02-03-2010, 12:16 AM
So whats happening with this?

Rodrat
02-03-2010, 12:36 AM
i think the guy forgot about it

Winston_Smith
02-03-2010, 05:06 AM
Here's my entry :

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4304166493_159a6107b0_b.jpg

Bloody hell. Is it just me, or are you the spitting image of this guy:

http://991.com/newgallery/Alexei-Sayle-Didnt-You-Kill-My-294154.jpg

Could just be the haircut mind.

Vox Ducis
02-03-2010, 01:40 PM
Bloody hell. Is it just me, or are you the spitting image of this guy:

http://991.com/newgallery/Alexei-Sayle-Didnt-You-Kill-My-294154.jpg

Could just be the haircut mind.

Maybe the haircut. I don't think I'm the look-alike of this guy.