I made moneys. [Archive]

Vamp

01-21-2010, 10:40 PM

Like $700 today. Do I get any of it? No, but now my brother can pay the mortgage and I have somewhere to sleep. Still no fucking smokes though.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

01-21-2010, 10:42 PM

Suck 70 cocks at $10 a go?

Vamp

01-21-2010, 10:44 PM

No, sold a bunch of native american jewelry.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

01-21-2010, 10:45 PM

No, sold a bunch of native american jewelry.

Is that whore lingo for tossed the salad?

Vamp

01-21-2010, 10:48 PM

Is that whore lingo for tossed the salad?

How'd you know? That's top secret code. :hrmph:

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

01-21-2010, 10:49 PM

How'd you know? That's top secret code. :hrmph:

I'm no stranger to working the streets.

CK-

01-21-2010, 10:53 PM

I'm no stranger to working the streets.

Yeah, you are. You don't even know G-code.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

01-21-2010, 10:58 PM

Yeah, you are. You don't even know G-code.

You don't even know the green cross code, sucka.

Toothlessjoe

01-21-2010, 11:13 PM

lol no you didn't.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

01-21-2010, 11:15 PM

lol no you didn't.

I was going to call her on that shit right away but I went with a knob gag instead. I stand by my choice.

CK-

01-21-2010, 11:25 PM

You don't even know the green cross code, sucka.

lol, fuck you. I looked it up.

Vamp

01-21-2010, 11:35 PM

lol no you didn't.

lol want me to take a picture of it?

Toothlessjoe

01-21-2010, 11:39 PM

lol want me to take a picture of it?

Pervert.

Vamp

01-21-2010, 11:42 PM

Pervert.

Don't 'call me out' and then make jokes when I offer to prove it. Only Casper gets to do that.

Toothlessjoe

01-21-2010, 11:46 PM

I just did. Ooooooooo

Go on then, you've obviously already taken photos of some cash you had from "selling native American jewelry".

Vamp

01-21-2010, 11:48 PM

Nope, I haven't. I'll have to wait for my brother to get off the phone, seeing as it's in his pocket.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

01-21-2010, 11:48 PM

Don't 'call me out' and then make jokes when I offer to prove it. Only Casper gets to do that.

I'd love to see some pictures of your money.

LSA King

01-22-2010, 12:44 AM

Seriously, if you are a woman and broke making under $5,000 a month you are doing something wrong and failing at life. You have two important traits society needs.

A mouth for oral pleasure and a Vagina to satisfy the male penis. Both pay great by the hour or job per se. Last but not least you have your ass if all else fails. Anal sex doubles and triples your profits.

InspiredByMe

01-22-2010, 01:05 AM

Shoulda said fuck you brother and started doing H.

Yeah, I'm a leopard

01-22-2010, 01:06 AM

I'd love to see some pictures of your money.

I'd love to see some pictures of her money maker.

Kinkou

01-22-2010, 01:11 AM

I'd love to see some pictures of her money maker.

*pukes*

Euda

01-22-2010, 01:26 AM

Lets go, smokes.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/alheno/ricky.jpg

LSA King

01-22-2010, 01:37 AM

*pukes*

*Drinks all of it*

Winston_Smith

01-22-2010, 01:37 AM

No, sold a bunch of native american jewelry.

Any pictures of the jewelery prior to being sold? I'd be interested to see that much more than cash. :)

Yeah, I'm a leopard

01-22-2010, 01:40 AM

*pukes*

Oh, you girls and your little scuffles. We all know they end in sex anyway.

Kinkou

01-22-2010, 05:08 AM

*Drinks all of it*

*feels tempted to puke again*

LSA King

01-22-2010, 05:24 AM

*feels tempted to puke again*

*Violently punches Kinkou in the throat as hard as I can*

*Drinks puke again*

Kinkou

01-22-2010, 05:25 AM

ew brah

ewwww

owwie :(

LSA King

01-22-2010, 05:26 AM

ew brah

ewwww

owwie :(

*Drop kicks Kinkou in the head and takes her head and repeatedly slams in on the ground* :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kinkou

01-22-2010, 05:31 AM

what do you think will happen to you for torturing an angel like this

LSA King

01-22-2010, 05:32 AM

what do you think will happen to you for torturing an angel like this

I'll go to hell and be lonely but your warm blood and that flesh of yours will make it all worth it ;)

Midnight Sun

01-22-2010, 05:32 AM

what do you think will happen to you for torturing an angel like this

yea

do you feel lucky, punk??:mad:

backseat footjob

01-22-2010, 05:32 AM

Lets go, smokes.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/alheno/ricky.jpg

hahahahaha!

I was waiting for someone to post some TPB's shit!

If i could give thanks i would!

cosmo

01-22-2010, 06:24 AM

Who would buy Native American jewelry from a white girl?

Kinkou

01-22-2010, 06:30 AM

lol :D

rabbitweed

01-22-2010, 06:34 AM

Who would buy Native American jewelry from a white girl?

I don't think caucasian DNA damages it or anything.

rabbitweed

01-22-2010, 06:35 AM

Also I read this thread as "I made monkeys".

cosmo

01-22-2010, 06:46 AM

I don't think caucasian DNA damages it or anything.

You think wrong.

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

01-22-2010, 09:27 AM

She seems to have disappeared. I'm sure she'll return with an excuse for why she can't post pictures of the money. I expect it'll be the wacky bother of hers fault.

pill popper

01-22-2010, 10:04 AM

[QUOTE=Vamp;1487756]Like $700 today. Do I get any of it? No, but now my brother can pay the mortgage and I have somewhere to sleep. Still no fucking smokes though.[/QUOTE

you gave 700 blowjobs for a buck

damn you really are a slut machine

Morb

01-22-2010, 10:12 AM

Also I read this thread as "I made monkeys".

Vamp used to make monkeys, but they... well, let's just say she couldn't get the formula quite right.

http://i45.tinypic.com/wbrp08.jpg

Fza

01-22-2010, 12:10 PM

Vamp used to make monkeys, but they... well, let's just say she couldn't get the formula quite right.

http://i45.tinypic.com/wbrp08.jpg

I'm prepared to pay 10 dollars for that monkey. No questions asked.

Toothlessjoe

01-22-2010, 01:18 PM

This thread is so :facepalm:

Toothlessjoe

02-02-2010, 07:14 PM

Bump.

No pictures then brah?

Vamp

02-02-2010, 07:26 PM

Oh shit, I totally forgot.

http://i50.tinypic.com/vr7scx.jpg

superspeedz

02-02-2010, 07:41 PM

Oh shit, I totally forgot.

http://i50.tinypic.com/vr7scx.jpg

http://www4.bmo.com/airmiles/site/en/images/bluecard.png
Who seriously still uses cash? :confused:

Vamp

02-02-2010, 07:47 PM

http://www4.bmo.com/airmiles/site/en/images/bluecard.png
Who seriously still uses cash? :confused:

Ehh, that's what I got paid in. That's generally the easiest way to sell tourists junk.

plorntstar

02-02-2010, 08:23 PM

Vamp

02-02-2010, 08:28 PM

i wish there was a place like that here to sell stuff. i used to flip knockoffs on ebay before VERO and all the other gay shit they did.

i can still get really good fake stuff, like hermes birkin, chanel, all that christian audigier shit, tiffany, swarovsky, blablabla.

Yeah, for all the bitching I do about this town, the trading post is fucking cool. Also, try renting a stand at a flea market.

#1 Stunna

02-02-2010, 08:41 PM

You expect us to believe that's actually your money? Show a picture of you holding the money (fanned out so we can read the denominations on the bills) and in the other hand, your user name on paper.

plorntstar

02-02-2010, 08:44 PM

Vamp

02-02-2010, 08:52 PM

You expect us to believe that's actually your money? Show a picture of you holding the money (fanned out so we can read the denominations on the bills) and in the other hand, your user name on paper.

This was like two weeks ago. That money's all gone, I do have bills, you know.

And I'm not posting a goddamn picture of myself ever again. Every time I do I end up with new stalkers AND being insulted endlessly. It's too much whiplash for me to handle.

Fza

02-02-2010, 08:57 PM

#1 Stunna

02-02-2010, 09:00 PM

This was like two weeks ago. That money's all gone, I do have bills, you know.

And I'm not posting a goddamn picture of myself ever again. Every time I do I end up with new stalkers AND being insulted endlessly. It's too much whiplash for me to handle.
Okay, well I don't believe you ever possessed that money. But for the next time you want to brag about how much money you have, just post a picture of your hands/arms holding the money fanned out and a sign with your user name, okay?

The Risen Ghost of Hitler

02-02-2010, 09:03 PM

I don't believe anything Vamp says. Even when she's talking about everyday run of the mill events I get suspicious. You're like the boy who cried wolf.

Vamp

02-02-2010, 09:06 PM

Okay, well I don't believe you ever possessed that money. But for the next time you want to brag about how much money you have, just post a picture of your hands/arms holding the money fanned out and a sign with your user name, okay?

I don't care if you believe it. But for the sake of argument, next time I'm in the shop and sell some shit I'll bump this with a photo meeting your requirements.

I don't believe anything Vamp says. Even when she's talking about everyday run of the mill events I get suspicious. You're like the boy who cried wolf.

I only do it to hold your attention angel.

Winston_Smith

02-02-2010, 11:04 PM

...the boy who cried wolf.

I always liked that parable. :thumbsup:

cosmo

02-03-2010, 03:29 AM

I don't believe anything Vamp says. Even when she's talking about everyday run of the mill events I get suspicious. You're like the boy who cried wolf.

So you would even be skeptical about her making a thread about driving to the store to get bread, bologna, and cigarettes?

Never mind the part about being pulled over by some cop for driving 180 mph through a school zone and then being let off cuz she offered the cop some benzos and agreed to have a drink with him later on that evening.