Doing drugs and harvesting liquor

[BoozeHound]

Anyone ever walked away with 30+ bottles of liquor and 40 packs of smokes?
Advice to anyone planning to attempt this is RUN FAST.

ps i'm aware this is a terrible first post that's probably going to get me insta-banned, but i offer my respect to this forum because totse was the most incredible site on the internet.

[.it]

ps i'm aware this is a terrible first post that's probably going to get me insta-banned, but i offer my respect to this forum because totse was the most incredible site on the internet.

sucking up won't help you stay on zoklet much longer, ass kisser.

[AdamSmokesCrack]

Anyone ever walked away with 30+ bottles of liquor and 40 packs of smokes?
Advice to anyone planning to attempt this is RUN FAST.

ps i'm aware this is a terrible first post that's probably going to get me insta-banned, but i offer my respect to this forum because totse was the most incredible site on the internet.

If you're aware that it's a terrible first post, why even make it?
A better post would have been something requiring a bit more effort. Possibly an outline as to how to get away with stealing liquor and cigarettes, rather than "lol run fast"

[SLIM]

Just dump your stuff into the cart and bag it up with some shopping bags from a previous visit and walk out the doors.

For cigs ask for a massive carton and then another carton and then snatch an run.

Do it nigger style.

[AdamSmokesCrack]

snatch an run ... nigger style.

I thought nigger style usually included a weapon of some kind.
But yeah, the "snatch and run" is probably the easiest way to get away with shoplifting/theft, unless you're certain you haven't been spotted by anyone, in which case it's more important that you keep a level head.

[Bender]

Get someone with a shit load of BS items to clog up the convenient store dude. Considering theres only like 1-2

Then get a gang of well dressed not ghetto looking people. 2-3 and get liquor and then while the cashier is held up with all the bullshit, you guys dash.

[BoozeHound]

most definitely wasn't in my right mind when i made that post :facepalm:

you might want to get a garbage bag if you're grabbing smokes, might be a bit excessive but they're right fucking convenient and can hold a lot of smokes.
for the liquor a couple duffel bags are really efficient. you can run fast with them.
SWIM saw a guy cleaning the pool on a night shift, so if that ever happens get someone to talk to them (through the window perhaps) for a minute to delay them. even if you're still wearing a mask, it'll stop the cops from being called until the silent alarms go off.
that is when you run fast.