unemployment money

[ecaro727]

i hate working because i hate working for stupid people...therefore ive been broke. how do i collect unemployment money? any hypothetical ways for swim to cheat the system perhaps? anyone here on unemployment right now?

[pat]

do you think people are really going to help you cheat the system so you can live off of their tax dollars instead of just getting a job?:rolleyes:

[Struwwelpeter]

Change your name to Jose Martinez, there are plenty of people just like him doing it.

[hellspawn]

i hate working because i hate working for stupid people...therefore ive been broke. how do i collect unemployment money? any hypothetical ways for swim to cheat the system perhaps? anyone here on unemployment right now?

So here's what you could do. Register normally, lie and say that you where laid off, NOT FIRED and don't say that you quit!!! its a BIG fucking deal! then follow what they say, Go look for jobs (which means call ask for a name and see if they're hiring, and note the business name, the guys name, and the phone#) Or lie whatever you need to do. Then ask for your money, just hope to god they don't investiagate or your fucked, It's fraud (although you could always say you made a mistake, it'll probably work). Good luck!