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ILTST9
02-13-2009, 10:57 PM
ITT We discuss how one would go about robbing a bank. Hopefully this will become a goldmine of info.

Here's how I would do it if I were to rob a bank. Note that I haven't robbed a bank nor do I plan on doing so.

I would rob a town bank with a population of about 10000. I figure they would have a decent amount of money while at the same time not having as much security as big city banks.

First You should surveile the place for a number of weeks, in order to find out:
1. The vault location
2. Number of Staff and Guards
3. Security methods in place
If you surveile the parking lot day after day, you could build a schedule of when employees work. You should also observe the building from the outside to see what any potential witnesses would see. Plan it so the robbery goes down when the glare of the window makes it impossable to see inside.

For the perfect example of what not to do, watch a video of the LA bank robbers shooting it out with police. They took too long, got too greedy, got seperated and didn't have an escape plan.

Now, we all know that dye bombs have posed a problem for many bank robbers. Here is a solution. The diaper genie. The diaper genie is a contraption that holds a ring shaped roll of pre twisted plastic tubing. The soiled nappy is dropped into the diaper genie, which causes the tubing to wrap around it, forming a linked sausage of individually wrapped diapers. By stuffing the loot through the diaper genie the money becomes encapsuled in small, plastic wrapped bundles. This will greatly reduce any loss cause by dye packs. I recomend bringing several of these, and putting them all in one duffel bag.

The first Friday of the month is probably the best time to commit the robbery since that is usually when people get their paychecks. The best time of year is obviously around Christmas, since that's when shops will be making a lot of revenue, so banks will be flooded with cash!

For a disguise, sunglasses, a wig and clothing that covers up a lot of your skin should do just fine. Probably should burn any clothing used during the robbery, since it will almost certainly be on camera. *edit* On second thought maybe a hat would be better than a wig...

Now onto that actual robbery. As soon as you step in the bank you should lock it with a chain and combo lock. Then to prevent any suspicion you should print up a sign saying "Due to computer difficulties, we are unable to handle any transactions until the problem is resolved. We regret any difficulties this may cause. (Name of bank)".

Onto the vault. This is where the big money is. Somebody in the bank will have the keys for it. If you do your homework you'll know who this is. Get them to open the vault and then put him face down in a corner. Don't let him "help" you because he'll toss all kinds of unwanted crap in the bag.

For the getaway, get familiar with the immediate surroundings of the bank, so you know all the escape routes. On the way out, zip tie the doors shut so no idiot decides to follow. Once you get out walk, since running draws attention. Have the car in a nearby parking lot, but not the bank parking lot. Use a stolen car, and have your own car in a pre planned spot far away from the bank. Switch to your own car and make sure no evidence is left in the old one. Remove all carpeting from the car, cover the seat and headrests with plastic, and the floor with remavable mats, all of which will be removed when you make the switch.

Now, you have two options when it comes to trackers.
Option A) Put the bag in a magic bag like the ones used by shoplifters and dispose of the tracker later when you're far away.
Option B) Scan the money bags with a handheld metal detector while you're making the car switch and if you do find one, throw it in a pick up truck heading the other way or something.

Well, that's my two cents. This is probably very incomplete, so hopefully you guys will have a lot to add on the subject. Also, I have never actually commited a bank robbery before, so I could be just downright wrong on some things.

Actor
02-13-2009, 11:16 PM
Every job is different, here are the basic essentials:

-Bring a police scanner (recomended) or something that looks like a police scanner and tell them if anyone pushes the alarm you'll know and then shoot them.

-Use a mask that covers your whole head. Use clothes you've never worn before. Wear some jewelry too (unless you really do wear jewelry)

-Distract the police with a fake emergency. Another thing you can do is hit during a thunderstorm so it takes them longer to get there, and you can run to the car and it will look like your just trying not to get wet. That would also give you a reason to walk in with a hood on.

-Wheather the car is stolen or your own doesn't matter if someone see's it and gets a description, so pepper spray everyone after you get the money. Also threaten to shoot anyone who tries to follow or looks out the window.

IIIII
02-13-2009, 11:30 PM
I think the best way is the tunnel job during a long weekend from the sewer system or the underground system of an adjacent building. Many high rise buildings have one to three floors that go underground. It will be simplified with a GPS system. Labor entensive but lower risk of being caught.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=zZT&ei=zBOWSdH0EZSaNaaepPoL&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=bank+robbery+by+tunnel&spell=1

Trix Are For Kids
02-13-2009, 11:59 PM
Tunnel job is an interesting theory, possibly the only way I would ever attempt a bank job.

happy_one_hit
02-14-2009, 01:45 AM
I think bank robbery is not the best way to go around making tons of cash illegally. Its too expected, everyone is prepared[to an extent]...surprise isn't on your side.

Lift trucks with some good merch on it, if your in the righ tplace in the right time, you can find some NICE stuff on boxcar trains. A few years back a military train was stopped on the tracks behind a "bad neighborhood" and it got raided, AR-15 everywhere, tons of ammo, and a few boxes of grenades. Before that they found a train full of nice bikes, everyone in the neighborhood had new bike.

Of course those werent robbed for money, but if a group of people got to those first and lifted it, they could turn a nice profit.

ILTST9
02-18-2009, 07:00 PM
I have found the perfect disguise for a bank robbery!
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/nigger-make-up.jpg

Bender
02-18-2009, 08:24 PM
You know I did post a thread for heists...

ILTST9
02-18-2009, 11:51 PM
You know I did post a thread for heists...

After I posted this thread.

driveby
02-18-2009, 11:53 PM
Bank robbery is for the idiotic. Too bad there isn't a pistol whip smiley. Fuck a facepalm.

driveby
02-18-2009, 11:55 PM
I think bank robbery is not the best way to go around making tons of cash illegally. Its too expected, everyone is prepared[to an extent]...surprise isn't on your side.

Lift trucks with some good merch on it, if your in the righ tplace in the right time, you can find some NICE stuff on boxcar trains. A few years back a military train was stopped on the tracks behind a "bad neighborhood" and it got raided, AR-15 everywhere, tons of ammo, and a few boxes of grenades. Before that they found a train full of nice bikes, everyone in the neighborhood had new bike.

Of course those werent robbed for money, but if a group of people got to those first and lifted it, they could turn a nice profit.

I used to live in a small town in AZ called Maricopa, and they would raid the trains all the time. They also do it in Watts, california. LOL, I lived across the street from the trains in a small housing project, the high schoolers in the town would steal ATV's, electronics, and all types of shit. I never did it though.

ILTST9
02-19-2009, 12:13 AM
Bank robbery is for the idiotic. Too bad there isn't a pistol whip smiley. Fuck a facepalm.

Fuck off. Everybody already knows bank robberys are stupid, we don't need your dumbass to come in and tell us so. This thread is just for the hypothetical discusion of how we would do it.

driveby
02-19-2009, 12:16 AM
You fuck off. What point is there in discussing something you will never do?

ILTST9
02-19-2009, 12:20 AM
You fuck off. What point is there in discussing something you will never do?

Because regardless of whether or not any of us are going to do it it's still an interesting subject, and we both know you haven't done anything you talk about doing on this site. Now please get the fuck out my thread.

Darkhunter
02-19-2009, 05:33 AM
You fuck off. What point is there in discussing something you will never do?

STFU Nigger? GTFO my Zoklet?

Craigslist.org
02-19-2009, 05:48 PM
get your clothes from a thrift store drop off box. steal car to use. leave car in shitty neighborhood with keys in the ignition hopefully some cons will steal it and the robbery will get blamed on them.

yadadamean
02-19-2009, 08:24 PM
use brand new clothes and burn them afterwards, take the car keys from someone in the bank and hit the panic button to find the car, use tear gas grenades, police scanner, handguns, baklava and aviators, tactical boots, take hostages and dress them just like you, escape with several of them on all sides of you to confuse the police/avoid a shoot out. fuck shit up.

INEEDMONEY
09-17-2012, 07:41 PM
Bank Robbery Technique #12 "The Dirty Harry"

Step 1:Watch your target bank for at least a good week, understand the movements of the employees.

Step 2: Murder all the employees in their homes , except the bank manager

Step 3: Take the bank manager to the bank in the morning

Step 4: Take your sweet ass time