The 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games

[Paragon]

Discuss the Olympics and stuff related to the Olympics.

What events are you most interested in? What countries do you want to see succeed? Isn't curling the shit?

Note: Feel free to make more specific threads if you want to discuss specific events in greater detail.

[Arcade]

Hockey, skiing, snowboarding...ftw!

anyone catch bryan adams massive lip sync fail during the opening ceremonies? lol

[Lawlexander]

Canada :facepalm:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2mnqdc8.jpg

[Paragon]

Apollo Anton Ohno got lucky as fuck, but I'm glad he got the silver. It looked like God just kicked those Koreans out of his way. :thumbsup:

[Lawlexander]

http://tonytutorials.com/lawlexander/StylingHard.gif

[Metafire]

Apollo Anton Ohno got lucky as fuck, but I'm glad he got the silver. It looked like God just kicked those Koreans out of his way. :thumbsup:

Man, those fucking Koreans fucked themselves over. I'm pretty sure they were borderline cheating though, there's a rule about teaming up like that to block the other countries' competitors. I'm sad that no Canadians got the gold though.

[LSA King]

Canada :facepalm:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2mnqdc8.jpg



Because going 88mph downhill weighing at least 135lbs and flying off unguarded edges is going to save you if you hit a concrete padded-pole lol. So yeah your chances of dying on impact are down significantly, and hell you will only be paralyzed like Christopher Reeves for the rest of your life but without the money to afford someone to wipe your ass. At least your alive though :thumbsup:


Fucking Olympics and there safety committees fail, oh and so do Canadians :facepalm:

[Township Rebellion]

Psh.

Whelp, we just pwnt the moguls, boys. I'm sure you guys will still talk shit, but most of the Americans didn't even stand a chance. Two of them fucked up hard, with one unknown backrunner from Washington that wasn't an arrogant cocksucker coming through with the bronze. Yeah, LOL, canadians. :rolleyes:

[InToXiCoLoGisT]

Isn't curling the shit?

Note: Feel free to make more specific threads if you want to discuss specific events in greater detail.

I met/played with the swiss curling team 2 weeks ago or so. Pretty cool shit.:thumbsup:

[M.Faraday]

MENS. OLYMPIC. HOCKEY.

Team Canada opens with authority. 8 - 0.

[Uber_Apples]

Fuck you norway

[Silverfuck]

I expected the Olympics to be big time gay, but I'm kind of getting into it. Canada ftw :thumbsup:.

The woman's Snowboard Cross today was INSANE. Canada dominated so hard. The pairs figure skating is kind of cool too, even though China pwned everyone. Now I'm mostly looking forward to Men's hockey and all the snowboard/downhill ski stuff. But mostly men's hockey. It's going to be crazy.

Oh, and speed skaters have gross legs.

[Lord hang man]

Because going 88mph downhill weighing at least 135lbs and flying off unguarded edges is going to save you if you hit a concrete padded-pole lol. So yeah your chances of dying on impact are down significantly, and hell you will only be paralyzed like Christopher Reeves for the rest of your life but without the money to afford someone to wipe your ass. At least your alive though :thumbsup:


Fucking Olympics and there safety committees fail, oh and so do Canadians :facepalm:

Fucking douchebag, it's not like we killed him on purpose :mad:

[inb4lock]

MENS. OLYMPIC. HOCKEY.

Team Canada opens with authority. 8 - 0.

It was only Norway, but I'm still impressed by how quickly the top 3 forward lines are developing chemistry. Iginla and Heatley each with a couple goals, Nash with a couple points, and the Getzlaf/Perry duo seems to be working well, as expected. Gold will soon be ours!

[007GoldenShower]

People care about winter sport?

[Lord hang man]

Hockey and basketball are winter sports :facepalm:

That was the long answer, would you like the short answer too?

[Uber_Apples]

Basketball is a winter olympics event?

[Lord hang man]

Who the fuck said that?
protip: read.


Actually, for all I know it may be :o but I don't think so lol

[Uber_Apples]

"Hockey and basketball are winter sports"
You said that :S

[Lord hang man]

And what's your point? Fuck this is like talking to a mime only slightly more annoying.

[Nightshade]

Basketball is a winter olympics event?

I should be. It's played during the winter months up to mid spring in the United States and we invented the sport.

[jimany]

Fuck all of those gay winter sports, how was curling?

Did it air yet? Fuck, I miss cable.


Mens was pretty intense. Canada won 7-6 in an extra end.:cool:

Hockey was win once they started shooting, but crosbey seemed to keep looking for passes.

[inb4lock]

Hockey was win once they started shooting, but crosbey seemed to keep looking for passes.

Maybe cuz he's the best passer/playmaker in all of Hockey.

[jimany]

Yes, but he's also the top goal scorer in the nhl... oh, I checked, he's tied. But my point wasn't that he shouldn't pass, just that he passed into crowds of Norwegians when he had pretty good shooting lanes a few times.

[InToXiCoLoGisT]

It was only Norway, but I'm still impressed by how quickly the top 3 forward lines are developing chemistry. Iginla and Heatley each with a couple goals, Nash with a couple points, and the Getzlaf/Perry duo seems to be working well, as expected. Gold will soon be ours!

I agree, Iginla got the hatty for some little kid too! He was interviewed at practice and the kid asked him to get a hatty for him. I was impressed, I imagine after his 2nd goal the guys got together and hooked Iginal up for the 3rd.

1st peroid interview, he's just like were only warming our legs up, boy were they right. Not to mention the attempted trick shot was pretty dope. :D

[M.Faraday]

I should be. It's played during the winter months up to mid spring in the United States and we invented the sport.

I am pretty certain a Canadian invented the game... Can someone confirm?

[jimany]

Wikipedia says it was a canadian at an american university. Sounds right to me;)

[mr.blunt]

Canada vs Swiss Mens Hockey was fucking intense. I was pretty nervous at some points there, but at least we beat those Swiss fucks this time around.

[Jerry]

Yeah go ireland!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait...

[Lawlexander]

USA is styling on Canada hard.

Did you see at the end of the 2nd period? Fucking Canada fag was mad as hell he was getting styled on and he actually tried to start shit hahahaha what a mad little bitch.

[Former FBI Agent]

USA is styling on Canada hard.

Did you see at the end of the 2nd period? Fucking Canada fag was mad as hell he was getting styled on and he actually tried to start shit hahahaha what a mad little bitch.

Nice post, spartan.

[Lawlexander]

Nice post, spartan.

Too bad sp is getting shit-canned :(:(

[Former FBI Agent]

Too bad sp is getting shit-canned :(:(

Really? I thought everyone was just trolling. :hrmph: Anyways, 4chan is shit without sp. Hopefull, everyone goes to 420chan and we just continue where we left off.

[Keatsyaj]

Great britain curling captain eve muirhead is fucking shit she has loost the whole curling team down cant beleive they let her be the captain theres nothing great about this briton

[mr.blunt]

Canadian women take gold in hockey! Time for the men to rip shit up. Russia was just the spark that got this team really going.

[Township Rebellion]

WE WANT THE USA!

...and by golly, we'll have their asses.

[M.Faraday]

Sunday is going to be epic!

[mr.blunt]

HOLY SHIT FUCKING NIGGERS


Canada is leading the planet as far as GOLD MEDALS go.

Makin' it 11 tomorrow niqqas.

[jimany]

Tonight:mad: Curling FTMFW!

[mr.blunt]

Oh shit yeah I forgot. Hopefully the men will actually deliver us a gold unlike the damn women. But still, Cheryl Bernard ==== MILF.

[D Toups]

I always would make fun of curling, until I really started watching it. Now it's the greatest sport ever! I still don't completely understand it, but I can grasp a little of it.

[mr.blunt]

lol, you canadians make it seem like it's hard to do. The USA leads the world in the number of gold medals ever awarded.

It might not be hard to do coming from a country with a population 10X as big as Canada and easily just as much, if not more, funding than Canada as well. But the rest of us countries aren't so reliant on lottery.

[FrankAbagnale]

dont forget about japan... the size of Japan is 1/4 of florida... but has 125,000,000 ppl.


Canada.. Larger than USA... has only 35,000,000 ppl.

USA has how many ppl? 300,000,000? Imagine almost half the country jammed between orlando and miami. that is Japan.


then there's China... 1,330,000,000.

China has 1 billion more people than USA.








Look on wikipedia and where it shows the metal count for 2002 Salt lake city:

Metal Standings (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Winter_Olympics#Medal_table)


USA has the 2nd highest metal count... but they are in THIRD PLACE because its not how many metals you have... its how many GOLD your athletes bring home. So by the record books.. CANADA WILL AND ALREADY HAS WON THE 2010 OLYMPICS With 12+ Gold metals.

Hard to swallow that Yankee's huh?

[FrankAbagnale]

u mad.

I was talking about the number of gold medals all time.

Im living in the present, Not the past.

We have won the 2010 olympics. Enough Said. Hockey or Not.

[mr.blunt]

No no no, that's in the world. China has a larger population than the USA, right, why aren't they leading the medal count?

Cause they're chinks, wtf. And the USA still has more athletes than the Chinese do, I'm pretty sure. USA is bound to win a pile of medals when they have fucking three or four teams for every event.

[FrankAbagnale]

Nice way to backpedal. If you're living in the present, why did you bring up olympic games from 8 years ago?

nb4morebackpedaling

I wasnt bringing up the past at all, I just showed it as a reference, that its not Metal count, its Gold count. You can look at any olympic year from any country.. and its the Gold that Matters. Enough said..


nb4usawhinesforlosing

[FrankAbagnale]

I was talking about GOLD MEDAL COUNTS. Are all Canadians this dense?

Sure, go take your 8 golds and throw it on your USA pile of history(or pawnbrokers since your debt is amazing).. and we will take our 12 Golds and claim 2010 Victory. Happy?

[mr.blunt]

So you're saying Canada needs more athletes. Well sure up the numbers to make it even.

Yes, I'm saying your claims of owning the world at the Games would be more impressive if they were on a level playing field.

[Mr. Dazed and Confused]

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Hard to swallow that Yankee's huh?

Not really considering no one cares about more than half of these sports in the U.S. Who the fuck speed skates, bobsleds, rides luge or skeleton (basically extreme sledding), curls, ski jumping or figure skates?

Americans barely care about ice hockey, our best athlete play football, basketball, and baseball. The Winter Olympic Games, outside of a few events, are pretty boring.

[mr.blunt]

Americans are just fucked in the head if you don't find these games exciting. Seriously, summer games are way more fucking boring.

Winter games involved people flying down/on ice/snow at insane speeds, sometimes in groups of people.

Summer games involve some running, some swimming, a bit of biking, and then a guy throws a javelin. Real fucking cool.

[Joxide]

Yeah go ireland!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait...

Ireland dropped out after the luge accident with health and safety concerns when the authorities refused to grit the track

[FrankAbagnale]

figures, the canadians posts get deleted.

[mr.blunt]

Ah well. I guess we'll have to settle for a world record 14 gold medals.

[big ass titty hoes]

Ah well. I guess we'll have to settle for a world record 14 gold medals.

Can you recite all the events Canada has gotten gold in, please?

[mr.blunt]

Can you recite all the events Canada has gotten gold in, please?

No...? I can't remember them all.

Moguls, women's two-man boblseigh, Snowboard slaloms, men's curling, some skating ones. That's all I can do for you mang.


Can you name 11 events USA got gold in? Ohhhh right.... sorry.

[big ass titty hoes]

No...? I can't remember them all.

Moguls, women's two-man boblseigh, Snowboard slaloms, men's curling, some skating ones. That's all I can do for you mang.


Can you name 11 events USA got gold in? Ohhhh right.... sorry.


I'm not American if that is what you were insinuating.

[mr.blunt]

I'm not American if that is what you were insinuating.

Yes that is in fact what I was going for. My apologies, I can't even comprehend how much of an insult it must be to be called American and not be.

[big ass titty hoes]

Yes that is in fact what I was going for. My apologies, I can't even comprehend how much of an insult it must be to be called American and not be.

Yes, it hurts a lot.

[mr.blunt]

It's okay. Here, have a harp-playing wench.

:harp:

[mr.blunt]

LOFUCKINGL

Americans look like they just took last place.

[Cult Leader]

Oh Shit yeah!

[sevenTwo]

South Korea got jewed in Speed Skating and really should have sweeped everything in that sport. USA doesn't deserve half of the medals that they won.

[Carrollizer]

Oh would you look at that. The Ameritards lost at hockey.
and Canada breaks a record for most golds in the winter Olympics
suck that uncle sam

[big ass titty hoes]

LOFUCKINGL

Americans look like they just took last place.

In our mind, we did.

[mr.blunt]

Dude you just told me you weren't American.

[big ass titty hoes]

Dude you just told me you weren't American.

I fear your gloating :mad:

[Cult Leader]

Amazing how the Americans have 10 times the population but still can't even slap together a decent hockey team.

Man they SUCK.

[mr.blunt]

I'm over the zoklet-Americans right now. I just fucking pwned some radio DJ on facebook. I'll post pics in a minute.

[big ass titty hoes]

Amazing how the Americans have 10 times the population but still can't even slap together a decent hockey team.

Man they SUCK.
USA came in 2nd which is pretty good considering only a handful of States actually care about hockey.

[big ass titty hoes]

Still watching Canada? Look into the eyes of the man you killed. Look into the eyes of the people in his homeland. Look at all the grief you caused due to incompetence. Georgia should fucking invade you.

[mr.blunt]

I just fucking pwned some radio DJ on facebook. I'll post pics in a minute.

Bahahaha, so basically, despite being a DJ in Ottawa, this guy's always ripping on the Ottawa Senators and Sens fans themselves. If anybody doesn't know about Dany Heatley, basically he decided he was too good for the Senators and ditched our team. So this faggot puts "Dany Heatley wins GOLD" as his status.

This guy used to be a DJ on this radio station in Ottawa, until a new company took over the station and he got shitcanned.

I'm Tom in this shietVV

http://i46.tinypic.com/2aj1g5e.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/2zya5ag.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/2zsafq1.jpg

Bahaha, unemployed douchebag.

[dead]

Amazing how the Americans have 10 times the population but still can't even slap together a decent hockey team.

Man they SUCK.

Amazing how it came down to overtime IN Canada in your own national sport.

[Cult Leader]

Amazing how it came down to overtime IN Canada in your own national sport.

Canada needed to put on a show for this man:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Yso0CgLFWk/Seib6fQoYhI/AAAAAAAAAaU/LE8eFw2vqas/s320/harper.jpg

He's got a fist like Stalin and DEMANDS entertainment.

[Township Rebellion]

Still watching Canada? Look into the eyes of the man you killed. Look into the eyes of the people in his homeland. Look at all the grief you caused due to incompetence. Georgia should fucking invade you.

He made the mistake. And, we've already said "sorry", literally hundreds of thousands of times.

LOL @ failtrolls hating on Canada. None of you matter to us. We don't care if you don't care about the winter olympics, because we do. We're a winter-oriented country, after all. And after all the horseshit and the economic imbalance this has and will cause/d, at least it wasn't a total waste; we fucking won it.

As far as America is concerned, gg. You guys can keep the silvers and bronzes, we'll be keeping the gold, thank you. It's all about quality over quantity. Hate all you want, but for Canada, the games were a complete success. So STFU. Please.

The one thing about hockey: the Canadian and USA teams are made up entirely of NHL players, apparently the best in the world; so to say Canada's win is insignificant is quite groundless.

So there we are. Nao its time to get back to work.

[big ass titty hoes]

He made the mistake. And, we've already said "sorry", literally hundreds of thousands of times.



A little sorry isn't good enough! I think executing one of your athletes would even things out. Preferably Sidney Crosby:mad:

[Township Rebellion]

I like how you say it's about quality over quantity right after you just talked about how many gold medals you won. :facepalm:

That's the point. Well, okay, technically those golds are a quantity, but instead of merely settling for 2nd and 3rd place wins for a national post count, we aimed solely for the golds, and we got them. That's quality. I think you know what I mean!

Congratulations are in order to our friends in Germany, who also pwnt the Americans for golds. GG gais!

A little sorry isn't good enough! I think executing one of your athletes would even things out. Preferably Sidney Crosby:mad:

Butthurt American is butthurt. Relax, you guys will do better at other stuff, we just happen to own at hockey, is all.

[big ass titty hoes]

That's the point. Well, okay, technically those golds are a quantity, but instead of merely settling for 2nd and 3rd place wins for a national post count, we aimed solely for the golds, and we got them. That's quality. I think you know what I mean!

Congratulations are in order to our friends in Germany, who also pwnt the Americans for golds. GG gais!



Butthurt American is butthurt. Relax, you guys will do better at other stuff, we just happen to own at hockey, is all.

*whistles a jolly tune while walking off into the sunset*

[Township Rebellion]

*whistles a jolly tune while walking off into the sunset*

*Chuckles politely*

[underOATH]

Does anyone know where I can watch the USA vs Canada hockey gold medal game?

[big ass titty hoes]

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/picture.php?albumid=291&pictureid=1631

[the beat]

I'm kind of sad that the Games are done.


But then I remember that Canada beat the States in overtime for the gold medal in men's hockey, and I don't think I could ever be sad again. Best moment in sporting history? I think so.

[big ass titty hoes]

I'm kind of sad that the Games are done.


But then I remember that Canada beat the States in overtime for the gold medal in men's hockey, and I don't think I could ever be sad again. Best moment in sporting history? I think so.

I think you're forgetting about the miracle on ice.

[the beat]

That's fine, hockey's the only sport we give two fucks about. :thumbsup:

[the beat]

I think you're forgetting about the miracle on ice.

Nonsense. This was the greatest player in the world, scoring the gold medal winning goal, in overtime, in Canada's game, on Canada's soil, on the biggest stage in the world - The Olympics. With the win, we not only broke the winter Olympic record for most gold medals won at the games, but we got redemption for our only loss in the tournament, that being to our overachieving neighbors to the south - America. The fact that the States tied it with less than a minute to go to send it to the extra frame is just the icing on the drama cake.

All of these factors make this, in my opinion, and in the opinions of many others, including American sports analysts, the greatest moment in sporting history.

[the beat]

Not according to all the idiots talking about how many gold medals canada won.

The record breaking gold medal haul was just a bonus. If Canada would have left the games with one medal - that being men's hockey gold, the games would have been considered a success by many.

[what]

yayyy we (canada) paid billions of dollars for a few gold medals. now we'll have to spend the next 30 years paying it off.

sounds like we lost.

[mr.blunt]

I'm fucking sick of hearing about this god damn miracle on ice shit. Get the fuck over it. YOU WON ONE HOCKEY GAME. That's not a fucking miracle.

Had USA won gold, then THAT would have been a miracle on ice.

[big ass titty hoes]

Nonsense. This was the greatest player in the world, scoring the gold medal winning goal.


Stopped reading right there. Anyone who thinks Crosby is the greatest player in the world is either an idiot or a troll.

[dead]

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Had USA won gold, then THAT would have been a miracle on ice.

And yet it still almost happened. Look up the odds, this game shouldn't have even happened in the first place, let alone gone into overtime or even been close at all. 1 in 3 Americans probably don't even know or care that this game took place, and you're all acting like it's the greatest moment of your country's sad existence.

[mr.blunt]

And yet it still almost happened. Look up the odds, this game shouldn't have even happened in the first place, let alone gone into overtime or even been close at all. 1 in 3 Americans probably don't even know or care that this game took place, and you're all acting like it's the greatest moment of your country's sad existence.

1 in 3 Americans is still like 3X more than our entire country soooo....... stfu.

[mr.blunt]

I didn't mean in that tourney, I meant if they won gold Sunday.

[the beat]

Stopped reading right there. Anyone who thinks Crosby is the greatest player in the world is either an idiot or a troll.

He's twenty two years old, was drafted first overall, in the span of eight months has led a team to a Stanley Cup Championship and Olympic Gold, has won a World Juniors championship, was predicted by Wayne Gretzky to be the one to break his scoring records, has been league MVP, has won the Art Ross and the Lester B. Pearson award, not to mention countless accolades in the CHL. Not only is he fast, strong and able to put the puck in the net, but he has the awareness and hockey IQ that Gretzky had. The only person who can rival him as the greatest player is Ovechkin. Crosby out-led Ovechkin and the Caps to a Stanley Cup championship, and out-led Ovechkin and the Russians to Olympic gold. He has proven that his leadership skills and desire to win are unparalleled. Hence the gold medal winning goal. I would love to hear why you think he is not the greatest player in the game today. Even your own country has given him three Espy's as the best NHL player for the past three years.

Either you are trolling, or you know sweet fuck all about hockey. Silly American should stick to football.

[dead]

1 in 3 Americans is still like 3X more than our entire country soooo....... stfu.

You can't use the fact that nobody wants to live in that pussy country as a point in your argument. This is like the Scots talking shit after winning the Highland games.

[big ass titty hoes]

He's twenty two years old, was drafted first overall, in the span of eight months has led a team to a Stanley Cup Championship and Olympic Gold, has won a World Juniors championship, was predicted by Wayne Gretzky to be the one to break his scoring records, has been league MVP, has won the Art Ross and the Lester B. Pearson award, not to mention countless accolades in the CHL. Not only is he fast, strong and able to put the puck in the net, but he has the awareness and hockey IQ that Gretzky had. The only person who can rival him as the greatest player is Ovechkin. Crosby out-led Ovechkin and the Caps to a Stanley Cup championship, and out-led Ovechkin and the Russians to Olympic gold. He has proven that his leadership skills and desire to win are unparalleled. Hence the gold medal winning goal. I would love to hear why you think he is not the greatest player in the game today. Even your own country has given him three Espy's as the best NHL player for the past three years.

Either you are trolling, or you know sweet fuck all about hockey. Silly American should stick to football.

Not reading any of that because you're a complete moron. Keep writing long-winded rage filled posts if you'd like though.

[inb4lock]

Stopped reading right there. Anyone who thinks Crosby is the greatest player in the world is either an idiot or a troll.

Clearly you know nothing about hockey.

[the beat]

You can't use the fact that nobody wants to live in that pussy country as a point in your argument. This is like the Scots talking shit after winning the Highland games.

...except this was the Olympics - the biggest sporting event on the planet.

[big ass titty hoes]

Clearly you know nothing about hockey.

You're clearly a stupid Canadian who thinks Crosby is the best ever because he's from Canada.

[mr.blunt]

You can't use the fact that nobody wants to live in that pussy country as a point in your argument. This is like the Scots talking shit after winning the Highland games.

I was trying to let you know that you can't use the fact that nobody cares about hockey when I'd be willing to bet there's more hockey fans in USA than Canada, simply because your country's population is massive.

We have less people, more skill, kicked your ass.

[big ass titty hoes]

...except this was the Olympics - the biggest sporting event on the planet.


Confirmed for troll.

[the beat]

Not reading any of that because you're a complete moron. Keep writing long-winded rage filled posts if you'd like though.

LOL. Okay buddy.


In the future, try not to make claims concerning things which you have absolutely no knowledge of. That way, you won't be made to look foolish, as is the case right now.

[inb4lock]

I'm clearly a stupid American who thinks Crosby isn't the best player in the world because he's from Canada.

Fixed.

Anyone with average to above average hockey knowledge will tell you that Crosby is either #1 or an incredibly close #2.

[the beat]

Confirmed for troll.

You're right, the Super Bowl has a much larger international audience. :rolleyes:

[big ass titty hoes]

Fixed.

Anyone with average to above average hockey knowledge will tell you that Crosby is either #1 or an incredibly close #2.

So why don't any of you stupidly patriotic Canadian cunts just admit he's a clear #2?

You're right, the Super Bowl has a much larger international audience. :rolleyes:


I actually had the world cup in mind. But I guess you faggots can't play that very often due to your cold temperatures? I swear, Canadians are worse about hockey than Americans are about Football.

[mr.blunt]

stupidly patriotic

THIS coming from an American?

:rofl:

[the beat]

Fixed.

Anyone with average to above average hockey knowledge will tell you that Crosby is either #1 or an incredibly close #2.

I can't help but think that the biggest goal in the history of hockey would make anyone who thinks he's #2 reconsider.

At the age of twenty-two, Crosby is the stuff of legend.

[underOATH]

You're clearly a stupid Canadian who thinks Crosby is the best ever because he's from Canada.

Except he stated solid reasons backing his point up which you haven't bothered to address or refute in any way. I don't know anything about hockey but I can tell you suck at this internet arguing thing.

[underOATH]

THIS coming from an American?

:rofl:

Canada is part of North America.

[big ass titty hoes]

Except he stated solid reasons backing his point up which you haven't bothered to address or refute in any way. I don't know anything about hockey but I can tell you suck at this internet arguing thing.

Because I'm not going to be troll-bait.

[the beat]

So why don't any of you stupidly patriotic Canadian cunts just admit he's a clear #2?

Because clearly, he is not. If you have an argument as to why Crosby is not the number one player in the world, I would love to hear it.


I swear, Canadians are worse about hockey than Americans are about Football.

We absolutely are. Canada is hockey, hockey is Canada. Now you know.

[underOATH]

Because I'm not going to be troll-bait.

...then be a troll-killer and acknowledge his arguments instead of being ignorant about it.

[mr.blunt]

Canada is part of North America.

Wow did you just pass Grade 3 geography...?

*starts a slow clap*

[inb4lock]

So why don't any of you stupidly patriotic Canadian cunts just admit he's a clear #2?

I'd love to see you come up with a convincing argument to support the notion that he's clearly #2.

[big ass titty hoes]

Because clearly, he is not. If you have an argument as to why Crosby is not the number one player in the world, I would love to hear it.


The truth lies in numbers

http://www.hockeywilderness.com/2009/3/19/803821/cosby-vs-ovechkin-vs-malki

[underOATH]

Wow did you just pass Grade 3 geography...?

*starts a slow clap*

I'm not quite sure you did if you want to talk so much shit referring to Americans without including Canada.

[inb4lock]

The truth lies in numbers

http://www.hockeywilderness.com/2009/3/19/803821/cosby-vs-ovechkin-vs-malki

The numbers which clearly show that Ovechkin and Crosby have almost identical point per game numbers at this point in their careers? How exactly does this make Crosby the clear #2?

You're an idiot.

[mr.blunt]

I'm not quite sure you did if you want to talk so much shit referring to Americans without including Canada.

Nah man I'm not even there yet. Stuck back in Grade 2. These squares and circles and shit are fucking tricky.


America and Canada are two fucking radically different countries in several ways.


Being on the same continent =/= being the same country.

By your logic, people from Greenland are just like people from Mexico.

[underOATH]

Nah man I'm not even there yet. Stuck back in Grade 2. These squares and circles and shit are fucking tricky.


America and Canada are two fucking radically different countries in several ways.


Being on the same continent =/= being the same country.

By your logic, people from Greenland are just like people from Mexico.

Yeah, because Greenland and Mexico are both in North America. Reading comprehension fail?

I understand Canada and the United States are radically different countries and I understand the difference between a continent and a country. You just failed though by pointing out 'my logic' since you obviously don't even understand it. Mexico and Greenland? Really...? /facepalm

Edit: This is all beside the point of the Olympics or hockey so whatever.

[big ass titty hoes]

The numbers which clearly show that Ovechkin and Crosby have almost identical point per game numbers at this point in their careers? How exactly does this make Crosby the clear #2?

You're an idiot.
almost identical ie ovechkin has better stats which means he is better.

Not to mention Ovechkin actually plays like a man. Crosby flops more than a European footballer.

[mr.blunt]

Are you fucking retarded? They are both in NA you fucking dumb shit.

[the beat]

The truth lies in numbers

http://www.hockeywilderness.com/2009/3/19/803821/cosby-vs-ovechkin-vs-malki

Wow, you Google'd it and found an article to argue for you. Good job.

Unfortunately, the point of the game of hockey is to win.

Canada vs Russia, World Juniors 2005, Crosby vs Ovi - Canada wins
Pens vs Caps, Stanley Cup Playoffs 2009, Crosvy vs Ovi - Pittsburgh wins
Canada vs Russia, Winter Olympics 2010, Crosby vs Ovi - Canada wins


Every time they have met on the big stage, Crosby has led his team to victory. Small differences in personal numbers mean nothing compared to the intangible quality of a winning leader. And Crosby is just that.

[big ass titty hoes]

Yeah, because Greenland and Mexico are both in North America. Reading comprehension fail?

I understand Canada and the United States are radically different countries and I understand the difference between a continent and a country. You just failed though by pointing out 'my logic' since you obviously don't even understand it. Mexico and Greenland? Really...? /facepalm

Edit: This is all beside the point of the Olympics or hockey so whatever.

You can't be serious....

[mr.blunt]

Yeah, because Greenland and Mexico are both in North America. Reading comprehension fail?

I understand Canada and the United States are radically different countries and I understand the difference between a continent and a country. You just failed though by pointing out 'my logic' since you obviously don't even understand it. Mexico and Greenland? Really...? /facepalm

Edit: This is all beside the point of the Olympics or hockey so whatever.

hahahahahahahahahhaaha you fucking stupid piece of shit.

[big ass titty hoes]

Wow, you Google'd it and found an article to argue for you. Good job.

Unfortunately, the point of the game of hockey is to win.

Canada vs Russia, World Juniors 2005, Crosby vs Ovi - Canada wins
Pens vs Caps, Stanley Cup Playoffs 2009, Crosvy vs Ovi - Pittsburgh wins
Canada vs Russia, Winter Olympics 2010, Crosby vs Ovi - Canada wins


Every time they have met on the big stage, Crosby has led his team to victory. Small differences in personal numbers mean nothing compared to the intangible quality of a winning leader. And Crosby is just that.

Canada has a better talent pool. Jeez, you just totally ignore every little thing that doesn't totally support your argument eh? Well, its there, the stats are there, numbers are facts, and if you can't accept this, then there really is no swaying you.

[007GoldenShower]

Pretty shit olympics

[underOATH]

fuck i mistook greenland for iceland gain :(
regardless, i don't think saying 'america' as only particular to the united states really holds value, but again, that's besides the point of this thread.

[mr.blunt]

btw this how you facepalm

:facepalm::picard:

[the beat]

Canada has a better talent pool. Jeez, you just totally ignore every little thing that doesn't totally support your argument eh? Well, its there, the stats are there, numbers are facts, and if you can't accept this, then there really is no swaying you.

Canada had nothing to do with Sid leading the Penguins to the Stanley Cup last year. Not to mention that the Russians had, in the eyes of most analysts, the strongest team coming into these Olympics.

But whatever, it doesn't matter. He's an Olympic Gold medal winner and on top of the world right now.


And with that, my visit to Zoklet for the next three months is complete. I came to say Canada owns at hockey, and I have done just that.



Time to go get stoned and play the drums. Go Canada. Woo.

[dead]

underOATH: informally, "America" and "American(s)" have long since been accepted to refer to the USA and it's citizens. To argue otherwise is just stupid contrarian bullshit, but everything you've said so far has been stupid contrarian bullshit anyway. Quit arguing just to argue.

[mr.blunt]

It's a respect issue, you Canadians wouldn't understand.

Apparently not, since we spanked you guys at home to take gold in Salt Lake.

[dead]

You must be new here. That is called trolling.

Oh, do elaborate. This is my first time ever using the internet ever.

Apparently not, since we spanked you guys at home to take gold in Salt Lake.

I guess I can't expect too much from Canada, but Jesus Christ, act like your country has done something relevant before.

[underOATH]

underOATH: informally, "America" and "American(s)" have long since been accepted to refer to the USA and it's citizens. To argue otherwise is just stupid contrarian bullshit, but everything you've said so far has been stupid contrarian bullshit anyway. Quit arguing just to argue.

i stated twice already that i did so...yeah...

[inb4lock]

almost identical ie ovechkin has better stats which means he is better.

Reading comprehension: learn it.

From the article you posted as an argument against Crosby:

Crosby: 1.39 points per game.

Ovechkin: 1.27 points per game.

Stupid American.

[big ass titty hoes]

Reading comprehension: learn it.

From the article you posted as an argument against Crosby:

Crosby: 1.39 points per game.

Ovechkin: 1.27 points per game.

Stupid American.

I'm actually just a Canadian that hates all these Crosby bandwagoners.

[dead]

i stated twice already that i did so...yeah...



THIS coming from an American?

:rofl:

Canada is part of North America.

[dead]

I have no idea what you mean, sir.

[underOATH]

Edit: This is all beside the point of the Olympics or hockey so whatever.

that's besides the point of this thread.

o.O

[Lord hang man]

Wow did you just pass Grade 3 geography...?

*starts a slow clap*

No, he just won the internet :D


Anyway, those were some killer games when all is said and done. Don't really care about the actual events but I am proud of our athletes since they worked so hard to achieve these feats for our country. Thank you, Canadian athletes :)

[dead]

Let us not forget that the USA set a total medal record this year.

[mr.blunt]

I guess I can't expect too much from Canada, but Jesus Christ, act like your country has done something relevant before.

What is relevant to you =/= relevant to Canadians.

Mormons like retards, so they put a hex on our team, so the retards could win the game.

Hahaha

[dead]

What is relevant to you =/= relevant to Canadians.


I guess I shouldn't have given you all the benefit of my doubt?

[mr.blunt]

I don't see where you're going with this, but no we don't want it.

kthnx

[Township Rebellion]

You Canadians get so pissed off when people troll you.

Anyone else want an easy troll, just come to this thread.

We aren't the ones being trolled. You are.

We won. What the fuck else do you need?

edit: will be edited later.

edit again: editting nao. I was going to talk in a srs manner regarding dead and his posts, but then I got high and sort of.. wondered off.

[mr.blunt]

This thread's fucking great.

[mr.blunt]

f u america

[mr.blunt]

Yes you do, quit lying.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/emceepennell/byah.jpg

Retard Thread v.2 much?

[purewhitepanda]

fuck u canada :mad:

Take your stupid hockey game, we don't care.

:stupid::stupid::stupid:

[purewhitepanda]

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7176/umad23xv.jpg

LOL Never

[inb4lock]

kill teh usa

[Township Rebellion]

The day the US of A falls is the day Canada survives, and rises.

[Township Rebellion]

Who said anything about 2012?

[Township Rebellion]

Where?

[big ass titty hoes]

Retard Thread v.2 much?

lololololol

pretty much.

[Lord hang man]

Nice post, spartan.

I didn't thank this post :confused: I declare, SHENNANIGANS
:O not again

[mr.blunt]

Are canadians still using hockey footage as masturbatory material?

:confused:

What else would a person use?

[mr.blunt]

neulEbp3Rf4

*jizzes in pants*

Nah, that was pretty fast.

[Mr. Dazed and Confused]

I'm fucking sick of hearing about this god damn miracle on ice shit. Get the fuck over it. YOU WON ONE HOCKEY GAME. That's not a fucking miracle.

Had USA won gold, then THAT would have been a miracle on ice.

I don't know, the Soviets were so much better than the U.S in 1980, more so than the difference between the U.S and Canada this year. All the players on the U.S and Canada national teams are NHL players. The Soviet Union team beat 5 NHL teams that year, they were stacked. The U.S were just college hockey players, the Soviets were seasoned veterans and a lot of there eligibility was questioned.

It was a miracle because they weren't only suppose to lose, they were supposed to get crushed.

[mr.blunt]

I don't know, the Soviets were so much better than the U.S in 1980, more so than the difference between the U.S and Canada this year. All the players on the U.S and Canada national teams are NHL players. The Soviet Union team beat 5 NHL teams that year, they were stacked. The U.S were just college hockey players, the Soviets were seasoned veterans and a lot of there eligibility was questioned.

It was a miracle because they weren't only suppose to lose, they were supposed to get crushed.

I'm not saying it wasn't a huge upset, the Soviets were fucking trained out the ass to play, they definitely should have won.

But come on, it's been 30 years since that happened, none of the guys that played in that game are playing at all anymore, the miracle on ice is old news. All I'm saying.