Actually it'd be you taking me away from this place, as my driver's license is suspended until February. You can be my sugar mama till I get on my feet on the coast.

Yes arleybob, take me away from this place. We'll go south, past the border. You can tend bar and I'll get a job as a secretary to a cartel. All we need is each other!

now that we're true friends in the deepest definition of the word, will you take my hand in lawful marriage and live on a boat with me?

Yay, psychotic codependency!

you abuse, i love. perfectly dysfunctional.

At first, I was flattered. One wikipedia query later and I'm having my doubts. I'm still flattered though .

i found a link that was like "befriend lanny" so i said sure why not.

stockholm syndrome, look it up.