Has Jeff flaked on moving in? I got lots o' monies

Fuck you

I get an insane amount of free food and I don't even have to wear a uniform

Fuck my new job kicks ass

Hey dood I'm thinking of conforming and starting a Facebook, it'll be easier to make plans what with me livin in the bush and all

I am fuckin employed!

I haven't been in town lately to due to my jobless faggotry and lack of partying funds

You're right, I did. So call it!

You just posted your number online

we should hang out more, we're drifting apart