Holy crap. I forgot to ask how have things been going over there in the Proots camp.

So, hows you doin'?

Lol sorry, bro. Been a busy day. I've had mah boys at the playground every day for the last week. They've been all cabin fevery on me throughout the winter even though I've gotten them out every chance I could get.

Today, we went to "pika park" (actually called Siegel Park), then we went and ate some gyros. I've been talking to this one chick from Rhode Island that I met at the school playground for about a week as well. Thinking about asking her to lunch on Friday.

Would Proots consider a nice lunch a date?

My patience grows thin, sugar-tits.

...You know, I was wondering...How have things been? Tell me everything.

Sup?

Psst!

Let it grow, man. I've been letting my hair grow for years. I usually just wear it down or in a ponytail. If you have curly hair - it can look stupid for a little bit, but once the weight of the hair starts pulling downward, you'll look awesome.

My Proots needs a hair cut. His hair is getting long and curly, but I don't know if I should cut it or let it grow .

What do?

Ya know he ain't gonna dieyeyeye.

Here they come to snuff the PROOTSTER, aw yeah.