Thanks. Man, you say sorry to a nigga for making him feel bad and he sends you a cock.

The traditional Birthday Bear:

Hopefully it will balance out the gay porn on your userpage a bit.

Nah man I was gonna join the Army. The Marines are too hardcore for me. The fuck would I want to put myself through such training just so that I could stand around a hut somewhere in Ryadh and wait for a mortar round to hit me?

Hey, CK, weren't you going to join the Marines or something?

Captain Kangaroo.

It is what your name is an acronym for. I have decided this.