Don't worry, proots. I play it straight. Ask ThunderDownUnder. I mailed him a bag of pumpkin Hershey kisses and he got them without incident.

Yes, send that shit. Just....no bombs. no drugs.

I got your P.O. box. Still want me to mail that tourist trap totem to you? It's small. It should fit in the palm of your hand but, it's still hideous.

I would like to mail you a generic souvenir I bought in Egypt.

Pssst.

Twins. Separated at birth, but reunited via the shaddiest BBS on the Internet...

Likewise though, I find myself strongy agreeing with almost everything you post. It gives me hope for humanity.

Dude. What the fuck? I know this is going to sound gay - because it's the internet and who gives a shit - BUT! I don't think I've ever read a post of yours that hasn't completely and fully nailed a thought of mine that I've been unable to verbalize or articulate.

Of course.

Help a brother out one last time, proots. Vote for "Proots" in the Original Works SECOND EDITION thread. Do it, Doctor. Do it.

Let me know how you like "Lost". Dude, take my word for it - the show is an absolute fucking hoot. Not in a so-bad-it's-funny kind of way, but in a "LOL WUT?" kind of way. Does...does that help explain things, proots?