I wasn't standing up to begin with, that's why they kept asking me to do it. I just sat there and laughed...and beat my dick (with a hammer)

so as of now you have 224 post left of being the real slim spud. before you become a knight. and as said before.... you will no longer be standing up

hello peasant. when you become a knight. you will no longer be the real slim spud. because you will be kneeling like a knight. not standing up.