yeah man. pretty cool.

sounds like good times man

nope, just got drunk and had sex with my underage girlfriend.

doin anything exciting for halloween?

not much man, chillin, bout to get out of school for summer break.

What you been up to yo?

hittin up the dogwood festival tomorrow brah?

yeah dude, it really is.

half animal half man, dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trashcan with more holes than an afghan.

your signature is just don't give a fuck by eminem right?

yeah, i know where that is. you know where deep creek is, a little ways away from downtown?