Zoklet.net http://zoklet.net/bbs Zoklet is a free forum en Sun, 19 May 2013 09:27:14 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/clean_misc/rss.jpg Zoklet.net http://zoklet.net/bbs The Silent Mind http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274354&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 09:11:41 GMT Alan Watts - The Silent Mind (KQED) - YouTube ]]> Religion and Spirituality Obbe http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274354 Help. Urgent http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274353&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 08:51:48 GMT What is the opposite of the color green. What is the opposite of the color green. ]]> Generally Speaking Dumpster Slut http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274353 Bulking and cholesterol. http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274352&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 08:28:00 GMT Unfortunately, I've got a fairly fast metabolism and have adjusted my diet accordingly, meaning I have to eat heaps of food to build muscle. Despite being in good shape, I've noticed my heart feels like it's working much harder than usual, and my resting heart rate is currently at 90 beats per minute, which is in the "unhealthy range". Fuck. I've stopped eating eggs entirely (which I suspect to be the main culprit) and am planning on switching to leaner meats, such as chicken and turkey.

Are there any good calorie dense foods that won't cause my cholesterol and blood pressure to sky rocket? ]]> Carved Outta Wood Tokerface http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274352 RFID question.... http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274351&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 08:08:05 GMT I've been trollin around under the radar on this site for a while and finally got the balls to post....

SWIM would like to branch out into the 21st century and become more technologically gifted. So, what if SWIM purchased a wireless RFID reader and then took it to SWIMs job at a resturant? SWIM be able to swipe card info easily. Anyone seeing the flaws here that I'm not (besides getting caught lol).; D ]]> Bad Ideas DahliaRose http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274351 I have 4 life savers... http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274350&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 07:44:32 GMT I have four special life savers. Lucy gave them to me. I want to see her but I have work monday morning at 7a.m. and it is currently sunday at... I have four special life savers. Lucy gave them to me.

I want to see her but I have work monday morning at 7a.m. and it is currently sunday at 2:51 where i am.

should I do it?

also, I just at taco bell...
and i've been drinking a lot of fluids all day. ]]> Bad Ideas Jackal http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274350 Nonplussed http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274349&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 07:08:35 GMT Its worth noting that nonplussed has apparently changed meaning some time in the last 80 years, from being confused, to being not confused... Its worth noting that nonplussed has apparently changed meaning some time in the last 80 years, from being confused, to being not confused (seriously). Its pretty depressing that a word can change meaning to its complete opposite.

I honestly think people using nonplussed in its new context should be beaten with wooden planks, who will make this so?

I'm currently reading When The Going Was Good by Evelyn Waugh, and he uses nonplussed in its old sense (writing around 1932). ]]> The Book Nook Issue313 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274349 The puffpuffpass thread http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274348&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 06:34:03 GMT Here's how it works. This is a joint.

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I know I'm a shitty roller but zoklet isn't a flat enough surface and this paper sucks maaann.

So what you do is hit it however much you like and pass to the user below. Whoever finishes has to roll a new one.

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↓pass↓ ]]> Generally Speaking Gollum http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274348 Mailing an item to myself? http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274347&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 06:26:45 GMT Hypothetically speaking: I am currently residing outside of the US and there is an item I want that cannot (or rather is, somewhat problematic... Hypothetically speaking:

I am currently residing outside of the US and there is an item I want that cannot (or rather is, somewhat problematic to) be exported out of the US.
What it if I went back to the US, acquire this item, and mail it back to myself with it labelled as something less conspicuous?

I cant remember the last time I sent a parcel through the post. I cant recall, do they ever ask for ID from the sender? If not, I am considering creating a falsified sender's address in order to not raise suspicion due to the sender and receiver's name being the same. ]]> Bad Ideas rxq http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274347 Amazon scam something for my friend to worry about? http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274346&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 06:19:00 GMT My friend recently did the amazon scam and received this email in responce to reporting item missing and asking for a refund.....


Hello,

I'm sorry to know that you didn't receive your Order (BLAH) though tracking shows delivered. That's definitely something we don't want our customers to experience.

I've checked your order details and I know this is disappointing and at this point of time I can assume that your order has been lost in transit, please accept my sincere apologies for this.

So, to help you out, I've created a new replacement order for you at no charge. Here are the details:

Order Number: (BLAH)
Shipping Speed: Two day Shipping
Estimated Delivery Date: (BLAH)

Shipping Address:

(BLAH)

Further, I'm forwarding your feedback to our shipping department for investigation--I know they'll want to hear about your experience.

We're aware that our choice of delivery services reflects on our business as a whole, and will make sure that it is investigated so that it won't repeat with any of our customers in future.

Thanks for your patience and understanding. We look forward to seeing you again soon.

Best regards......


Was them sending out an investigation just protocal or is my friend tripping. What should my friend respond besides thanking them for their service? ]]> Bad Ideas checha http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274346 When does your dick stop growing? http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274345&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 06:12:18 GMT I think I'm pretty much done growing, but for some reason I imagine that my dick will continue to grow as I get older. I can't seem to picture it being the same size as it is now when I'm much older. I'm not asking because its small its plenty big enough. ]]> Generally Speaking Actor http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274345 Should Zok close the CP subforum? http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274344&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 06:08:31 GMT We all know that once you hit 2000 posts(or maybe it's 1500) a new CP section pops up. Most of the people here stay away from that type of stuff and a few have complained about it in the past. But a vast majority of the community frequent that area, trade, sell, and buy.

Should Zok close it? ]]> Generally Speaking SBTlauien http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274344 Mandala Drawings http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274343&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 06:05:49 GMT Recently I've fallen in love with drawing geometric shapes. And that obviously progressed into drawing more mandala-like images. I'm not great or anything. I haven't tried my hand at the super-detailed shit yet.

Anyway, Check out my stuff and let me know what you think.








Some of them aren't really finished. I just don't know what else to do with em right now. ]]> Visual Arts cellophane http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274343 people who make farewell threads http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274342&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 05:57:17 GMT But never fuck off should be permabanned But never fuck off should be permabanned ]]> 420gator http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274342 <![CDATA[Peeing in a girl's butt]]> http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274341&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 05:50:10 GMT http://www.heavy-r.com/video/128793/Piss_In_Ass/ Apparently, it can be done. :D http://www.heavy-r.com/video/128793/Piss_In_Ass/

Apparently, it can be done. :D ]]> LOL, Internet Mutant Funk Drink http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274341 <![CDATA[What's white, thick and comes in your burger?]]> http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274340&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 05:34:17 GMT What's white, thick and comes in your burger?

McDonald's staff ]]> Bat Country Issue313 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274340