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air cunt ditioning is good

Turd_Smasher — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:02:24 GMT

It's bloody hot as fuck today and the room was feeling sticky and smelly. So ol' Jack Burton plugged in his trusty air conditioner in the window and letter 'rip. Now the air is crisp and cold and there is no longer sweat dripping off ol' Jack's balls.

taking a shit whilst browsing zoklet before a shower

Cigreting — Tue, 21 May 2013 21:05:10 GMT

I love taking a shit whilst i browse through zoklet before i get in the shower. It give me time to laugh at alot of you stupid fuckers and your dumbass threads. Thanks to alot of you guys i get a good laugh throughout the day. :troll:

I almost got jumped today but didn't

Gollum — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:18 GMT

So me and my friend were walking on the sidewalk, minding our own business. When a car drives by. Okay nothing out of the ordinary, but as this guy drives by he sticks his head out the window and gives us the ugliest fucking look. My friend says "look at that fucking guy giving us his dumb ass look like he fucking owns the place".

The guy's window was open -_-

I guess he heard him so he starts backing up REALLY fast, mind you this is in the middle of the fucking road with no other cars or people around. Me and my friend take off into some yards nearby (which isn't really much cover cause it's all open) we look back and see this dude running at us full speed. He's fucking HUGE. Big skinhead looking guy. We were much faster than him though and got the fuck out of there.

Inb4 somebody calls me a pussy but neither me or my friend are very big and this guy was a roid monkey. Wasn't about to fuck with him.

Life is good

I Kill Null Airtime — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:29:33 GMT

I just got a Nutty Yeti at Big Foot Java (it's like nutmeg and some other spices in a rice latte, fucking delicious!), fucking rocking out to some

Dr. Octagon

, and I'm about to fuck 3 bitches today, maybe 4 if this one chick gets off work early.

EDIT: I wanted Dr. Octagon to be a link to the youtube video, but I can't figure out how. I thought I just highlighted the text I wanted to make into a hyperlink and then clicked on the Insert Link button, but that didn't work.

Pork Crackle, straight off the roast

Kwinnie Bogan — Tue, 21 May 2013 08:41:10 GMT

It's goood, yo!

My name is Gollum and I'm addicted to Frank Sinatra

Gollum — Tue, 21 May 2013 06:15:52 GMT

Whenever I'm home alone I can't help but sing his songs at the top of my fucking lungs. I have a good voice for singing but obviously not as good as frank. I scared my mailman though, I was walking to the front door to get my mail, as he's putting it in there. And I was just finishing up the MYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY part as I opened the door. :lol:

b00000teh.

Toothlessjoe — Sun, 19 May 2013 18:35:24 GMT

Cheap Vodka and Whiskey.

blaze — Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:41 GMT

The vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol and the whiskey actually tastes decent.

Free DR. Pepper at Mcdonalds

HMC — Sat, 18 May 2013 03:01:45 GMT

I just went through drive through for a couple burgers and after the chick gave me the bag she tried to hand me a drink. I told her it wasnt mine and it was for the car behind me. She gave me the drink for being honest. :)

Coffee and situps

Dumpster Slut — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:28:51 GMT

I'm did 150 of them lol yay, but now my heart hearts

get it?

get it?

get it?

get it?

get it?

do you get it?

why dont you get it yet why?

get it huh? do you understand now.?

why dont u get it...

Singing as loud as you can in the shower is what's good

Gollum — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:37:56 GMT

Frank Sinatra - That's Life - YouTube

The part about riding high in april, shot down in may and "when I'm back up on top in june" fits me perfectly right now :lol:

But I was just, fucking screaming this in the shower. At the top of my lungs and it felt fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

It's my birthday today

Vizier — Fri, 17 May 2013 06:55:18 GMT

yay

Feeling depressed about the world is what's good

Gollum — Fri, 17 May 2013 02:15:37 GMT

So I'm sitting here typing this and feeling depressed. I'm feeling depressed because the world has too much to offer me. It has too many places to see, too many people to meet, too many things to do. No human can every possibly hope to do them all, it's impossible. We can't even comprehend being able to do all those things. Even if you could fucking STOP TIME you could not experience every thing the world has for you. And that's a pity. There are entire countries I will go to. Entire languages I have never heard, fuck, entire languages that have been LOST in recorded history. That's insane isn't it? How can any human being open to new experiences and ideas be so limited like this? How could the universe confide my conscious memory to only what I can accomplish in this life.

What a cruel fucking world this is to taunt us with it's beauty, waving it in our face and telling us that we can never see all of it. What a fucking strip tease.

Discovery Channel - I Love The Whole World (Full Version + Lyrics) - YouTube

I only posted on Zoklet about five times today

Schplew — Thu, 16 May 2013 02:15:10 GMT

Here's why:

Woke up at 6
School until 12
Probation until 2
Did stuff for my friendzone gurl until 2:30
420chan and death metal until 8
Went outside with father figure until 8:30
420chan and death metal until 12:45
Posting now

I'm sorry : ( I've been slacking, but the posters are all boring and suck. I'll write more tomorrow. Right now I need to see if my -edit/too edg- is working.

sweet dreams

Picked up more hours at work

Ironclad — Wed, 15 May 2013 11:58:14 GMT

Fuck yeah! That's what's good!

Two people I trained with last week did not show up for their first day, so I am working for three. Picked up hours erry day except Saturday. :D