http://zoklet.net/bbs DO NOT ADMIT TO CRIMES ON THE INTERNET. This forum is for discussing revenge, vandalism and any lulzy bad ideas. Do not admit to crimes you have committed or are planning to commit. This is a discussion forum, not a planning with intent to commit forum. en Sun, 19 May 2013 23:48:06 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/clean_misc/rss.jpg http://zoklet.net/bbs http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274378&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 17:29:56 GMT So I graduate in four days. I fucking hate my school, though. Earlier in the year me and the other seniors talked about possible prank ideas, from... So I graduate in four days.
I fucking hate my school, though. Earlier in the year me and the other seniors talked about possible prank ideas, from releasing thousands of crickets into the school to stealing things. Nothing ever came of it, though.



So I'll do something by myself. Maybe a few others will help. I could easily obtain a few thousand crickets, but getting them into the school discreetly is a problem. Maybe I could try leaving a window cracked, then go back later that night? They have an alarm system with motion detectors but the cops wouldn't get there for at least 3-4 minutes and it'd take about 15 seconds to dump them in the window and about another 40 seconds to get to my car and drive off school property. There's also a highway entrance a few minutes drive from the school that I could use to get away. The only problem is if someone notifies the open window and closes it.



Any tips on the cricket idea? Or got any other ideas that couldn't be traced back to me? I wanna leave my mark on this shithole before I leave. ]]> Silent_Cynic http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274378 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274304&goto=newpost Sun, 19 May 2013 00:09:51 GMT Would the cops start an investigation if someone died of a snake/spider/scorpion bite and there were no signs of a struggle or any other foul play?... Would the cops start an investigation if someone died of a snake/spider/scorpion bite and there were no signs of a struggle or any other foul play? Seems like it'd be an open and shut case.

If you were to do this what would you use and how would you do it? ]]> 420gator http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274304 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274203&goto=newpost Fri, 17 May 2013 17:02:08 GMT Scenario: You find your ex had cheated on you for a year before you break up, and they fathered 2 children behind your back. You kick him out... Scenario:

You find your ex had cheated on you for a year before you break up, and they fathered 2 children behind your back.

You kick him out the home, he takes all his stuff and you never see him again.

BUT he conveniently left his cheque book, some credit card cheques, his National Insurance number and his account number.

What what you do with all that info if you wanted to seek revenge?

*based in the UK btw. ]]> babyface http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274203 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274193&goto=newpost Fri, 17 May 2013 15:37:24 GMT I have the required equipment, but where would be a good place to put the camera? Ceiling, behind toilet etc? I have the required equipment, but where would be a good place to put the camera? Ceiling, behind toilet etc? ]]> emf http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274193 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273851&goto=newpost Tue, 14 May 2013 05:18:59 GMT Long story short my ex broke up with me and blocked my #. I know she bought test banks for her marketing program at FAU. Can I report her for that... Long story short my ex broke up with me and blocked my #.

I know she bought test banks for her marketing program at FAU. Can I report her for that somehow?

She also smokes weed and works at Bloomingdales in Fort Lauderdale. Report her for drug test?

Any ideas would be very appreciated. ]]> pcal87 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273851 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273658&goto=newpost Sun, 12 May 2013 12:38:13 GMT My mother in law is a complete lunatic that has led to over a year of court battles that ended up ruining my wife's life. I have been quietly sitting behind the scenes and have let enough time pass by and want to get some payback. I NEED access to her gmail account to start smear campaign. I am new to this post, but love the threads. Downloaded Backtrack 5 r3 and will learn it. Any other ideas? ]]> sergiovalentirocks http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273658 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273612&goto=newpost Sat, 11 May 2013 21:05:35 GMT So I found out my targets work union and was able to track down his union ID number as well. Are there any special techniques or strategies I can... So I found out my targets work union and was able to track down his union ID number as well.

Are there any special techniques or strategies I can use to mess with him or get him in trouble with the union using the above information? ]]> milli vanilli fan http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273612 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273560&goto=newpost Sat, 11 May 2013 06:57:41 GMT Find cat, hold gun ( or other torture devices) to the cat. Take a picture and make a meme saying if I don't have x dollars in y account, by [date], the cat gets it.

Hell photoshop if you want. Be careful to stay hidden.

When you're finished, be sure to get yourself a nice 8-ball ; D

If they fail, deliver. ]]> SquattingBear http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273560 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273541&goto=newpost Sat, 11 May 2013 02:19:03 GMT Someone who lives close to me has caused me significant financial difficulty over the past 9 months. I have lost a total of around $4,000 as a result... Someone who lives close to me has caused me significant financial difficulty over the past 9 months. I have lost a total of around $4,000 as a result of what this person has done. It doesn't seem like much, but it definitely is to me as I work a minimum wage job and am lucky to get 15 hours a week. 4K is several months worth of pay.


The only thing I have right now is his home address (presumably he lives with his parents still) and where he works. I also know someone who may be able to send a few guys to his house to rough him up a bit, and I know another person who could easily obtain access to his computer if he was provided with an email address or something similar.


I'm open to any suggestion, excluding killing him or any of his family members. ]]> Silent_Cynic http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273541 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273351&goto=newpost Thu, 09 May 2013 02:43:42 GMT So you rent out a commercial property. Perhaps downtown. It has to attract the female gender, say you must turn it into a beauty parlor or a dance... So you rent out a commercial property. Perhaps downtown. It has to attract the female gender, say you must turn it into a beauty parlor or a dance school, any business that brings women in the door. Then you will have a two way mirror in this place and you can double your money by renting the backside out for dudes to jack off behind the mirror while watching the customers. ]]> MAYOR http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273351 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273257&goto=newpost Tue, 07 May 2013 22:17:07 GMT how can i hide a camera in a bathroom there is not many places to hide it and it is a normal size camera so it wont fit inside a bottle. ... how can i hide a camera in a bathroom

there is not many places to hide it and it is a normal size camera so it wont fit inside a bottle.

advice? ]]> bling bling http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273257 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273103&goto=newpost Mon, 06 May 2013 00:36:30 GMT hi everyone
i need a little help from a professional in photoshop to do little bad thing to make a revenge from someone ,but it's a little bit privet so i can't talk about it here . if you like to help me contact me by e-mail : tekshop@live.com ]]> scofildo http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273103 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=272672&goto=newpost Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:51:25 GMT OK hypothetically speaking a "friend" of mine has been yearning to do his girlfriend in the ass and doggy style also but these things she will not let him do consciously now he has asked me is there anyway possible to give her some kind of drug or something that would knock her out for hours in a non harmful way so he can do these things to her without her knowing it????

any ideas? oh btw he also has no way of getting ahold of mdma or xtc does anyone know any other methods around those 2 critical components? please he asks for no harmful ways he doesnt want to potentialy kill her he says he just wants to fulfill his fantasy ]]> jaydawgg2013 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=272672 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=272484&goto=newpost Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:16:25 GMT Would also work in supermarkets that sell plants So in theory : buy a raspberry plant, that is growing. keep the packaging and labelling.... Would also work in supermarkets that sell plants

So in theory :

buy a raspberry plant, that is growing.
keep the packaging and labelling.
remove raspberry plant from pot

now put in your cannabis or hemp plant

Walk back into store and put it back on shelf. ]]> jakoxocer http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=272484 http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=272445&goto=newpost Sat, 27 Apr 2013 08:54:09 GMT Better yet open your own Chinese restaurant. Then go around to all your local grocery stores and check the dumpsters for discarded food to attract... Better yet open your own Chinese restaurant. Then go around to all your local grocery stores and check the dumpsters for discarded food to attract animals. The bread is usually donated to the salvation army by if the loading dock gate is open just snatch the cart full or better yet impersonate the salvation army pickup guy. Sprinkle all this food in the park towards sundown. Shoot the pigeons and sell them as sweet and sour chicken at insanely low prices. Bludgeon the cats/dogs/racoons with a sledgehammer and put that in your beef entrees. A good sauce made from dumpster foods will obscure the taste and remove any doubt of the meats authenticity from your customers minds.

For workers you will want pretty Chinese girls with bad english. Online you will only find smarter, well english versed middle class Chinese. So you will want to make a trip to China on a carded business class ticket. Once you arrive avoid the city and go straight to the countryside since 65% of China is still agricultural with all the pretty, chink speaking naive farmer girls living out there. Your white skin will make you stand out and the local girls will be instantly interested in you despite the hoards of Chinese males chasing after the women due to the 32 million more males than females thanks to the 1 child rule. Converse with her through body language, a handheld translator and treating her kindly by telling her you love her in Chinese over and over. The Chinese girls prefer to go all or nothing in a relationship, fuck them the first date and she will consider it a promise of marriage. Bring her back to the states after all your flattering and make her slave away in your restaurant.

Pickups and delivery are huge in this business, but you dont want any of your hoard of Chinese girl peasants escaping so modify a electric shock collar to show her whenever she leaves the perimeter of your deliverable area.

To increase profits you can sell the bodies of your Chinese girls(alive you sicko:)). Why just send her out on a delivery of noodles for a $14 profit when you can also have her blow the fat old decrepit man at that apartment for a extra $60 profit? For incall customers you can allow them to fuck on the garbage bags of cat animal steaks in the walk in refrigerator, my clients say it feels like a waterbed.

To achieve a more Chinese like feel to the restaurant you should make one of your chink slaves play corny chinese pop songs on the karaoke machine. Get yourself a stereotypical golden Buddha near the register with half burnt incense and dollar bills placed around it. This will assure that stupid "multicultural" faggots give you even more money. Make all your front end workers wear traditional Chinese silk dresses, customers love that gook shit. All your walpaper and decorations should be as tacky and of bad taste as possible.

Water down all the drinks slightly. Make sure you buy all your soda expired and add extra ice cubes. The shiftiness of the drinks will make the customers believe the food is just so good in comparison.

Your restaurant will bring in a lot of tips from dine in, takeout and your side escort business. Make sure your workers cough up all the money. If you feel they are holding out on you just make a example of one by mixing her in with the animal meats. This will insure your other slaves are reminded of what happens to holdouts 24/7.

Giving your slaves cheap amphetamines will increase productivity and hours they can work. It will also help ensure they dont try to run away. Inject their forearms 3x daily and increase as needed.

Your slaves will have a hard time understanding why you are treating them how you are. Every once in a while it is good to remind them you love them and show them a rare act of kindness once in a while. Go through a marriage ceremony with each one. The confusion they receive will aid in the development of Stockholm syndrome which will eventually make them think you truly love them. You see China up until recently was a country were it was common for rich men to have concubines and whatnot, so though they hate you, they really love you. ]]> INEEDMONEY http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=272445