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			<title>I just sheezed myself.</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 13:15:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[That's a sneeze so violent it makes you shit your pants a little. 
 
Feels good man.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>That's a sneeze so violent it makes you shit your pants a little.<br />
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Feels good man.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Morb</dc:creator>
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			<title>self control is so fucking hard</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 07:03:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Why do I do things that I know are alienating me from people? Why do I do things that I hate I do? I get addicted to everything pleasurable. I drink...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Why do I do things that I know are alienating me from people? Why do I do things that I hate I do? I get addicted to everything pleasurable. I drink until I throw up, and then drink some more. I get nicotine poisoning, throw up, and then smoke some more. A three month relationship ends and I can not deal with the lack of sex and intimacy, so I go out and fuck a half arab dude who has a reputation for being a piece of shit to women, and then I get my feelings hurt when he never texts me back. The sex was horrible too. My ex's new girlfriend finds out my phone number, harasses me, and instead of being mature I fight back with her. <br />
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oh yeah, and I got raped and didn't report it to the police. :facepalm:</div>

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			<dc:creator>bumble</dc:creator>
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			<title>I have an hour to kill...</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 05:04:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I'll start...I had to clean up 3 shredded chickens with super shit smelly guts half eaten. And my bed smells like dirty socks.  
Your turn.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I'll start...I had to clean up 3 shredded chickens with super shit smelly guts half eaten. And my bed smells like dirty socks. <br />
Your turn.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Little Miss Sunshine</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Don't drink tonight it's a full moon]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 04:43:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Trust me just don't.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Trust me just don't.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Actor</dc:creator>
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			<title>So I might be having a Bunga-Bunga party and I need to know who might want to come</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 04:28:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Nothing's confirmed yet.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Nothing's confirmed yet.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Dumpster Slut</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[lyin' dogs]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 01:41:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Image:...</description>
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carrot sticks?</div>

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			<dc:creator>Turd_Smasher</dc:creator>
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			<title>Interesting video I found randomly on youtube</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 03:51:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Harder Better Faster Stronger - YouTube</description>
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        <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh79ghGNi3g&amp;feature=endscreen&amp;NR=1" title="Harder Better Faster Stronger - YouTube" target="_blank">Harder Better Faster Stronger - YouTube</a>
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			<dc:creator>Pancake</dc:creator>
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			<title>You have brought shame</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:53:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>to the imperial army</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>to the imperial army</div>

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			<dc:creator>DJ Meaty Cheeks</dc:creator>
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			<title>click it</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:31:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[click this link and tell me what it says. I'm too much of a pussy to find out. 
  
http://www.childporn.com]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>click this link and tell me what it says. I'm too much of a pussy to find out.<br />
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			<dc:creator>Turd_Smasher</dc:creator>
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			<title>abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Image: http://i.imgur.com/VibjhRD.png  Image: http://i.imgur.com/nsFNxOs.jpg  
  
disappearing dolgs.  
 
pretzel crackers. 
 
that is all.</description>
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disappearing dolgs. <br />
<br />
pretzel crackers.<br />
<br />
that is all.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Turd_Smasher</dc:creator>
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			<title>Duke Zion started smoking crack.</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:32:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>No hope</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>No hope</div>

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			<dc:creator>Dumpster Slut</dc:creator>
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			<title>kari byron</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:22:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Turd_Smasher</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Math exam today >:|]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:25:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>BITCH WAS ALL LIKE, JOKKE SOLVE THIS SHIT WITH IMAGINARY NUMBERS AND SHIT. 
I WAS ALL LIKE, BITCH, HOW BOUT YOU STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH THESE FAKE...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>BITCH WAS ALL LIKE, JOKKE SOLVE THIS SHIT WITH IMAGINARY NUMBERS AND SHIT.<br />
I WAS ALL LIKE, BITCH, HOW BOUT YOU STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH THESE FAKE ASS NUMBERS AND GET ON MY REAL DICK.<br />
True story, got an A+</div>

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			<dc:creator>Comrade Jokke</dc:creator>
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			<title>I smoked some Crack rock today first the first time in years</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:28:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Good stuff, I only smoked a little bit but it feels good man. I remember when I used to smoke it I would comedown quick but for some reason I am...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Good stuff, I only smoked a little bit but it feels good man. I remember when I used to smoke it I would comedown quick but for some reason I am still high 20 minutes after I smoked it all and don't feel all shitty and anxious. May have something to do with me taking 600mg of Neurontin beforehand.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Duke Zion</dc:creator>
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			<title>Mothafuckin nigga man,</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:55:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I ain't oh-no-a African-American shit, FUCK that, I'm a nigga. :nigga:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I ain't oh-no-a African-American shit, FUCK that, I'm a nigga. :nigga:</div>

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			<dc:creator>Actor</dc:creator>
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