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Smelly pussys

MAYOR — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:30:22 GMT

Make sure you compliment a chick if her pussy is clean and doesn't smell like fish or battery acid. If it is pure and doesn't smell you should lick it and make sure she knows why because this is a rare trait. So many stinkin cunts out there.

How do women find guys attractive?

Blunderstar — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:38:36 GMT

I'm gay but can only jack off to hot guys in movies etc. Only like, 1/100 of guys in real life are boyfriend material and yet most of them have girlfriends. How do girls put up with their shit?

Shit women think is attractive/appealing but really isn't.

Blunderstar — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:17:21 GMT

Feel free to add your own! Obviously these will be opinion only.

- Girls making fun of other girls. "Yeah I'm not like other women" for example. Shut. The fuck. Up.

- Using "kawaii" voices, or trying to be cute on purpose. Saw this a lot in high school, one bitch actually talked like a baby 24/7. The fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you cunt?

What I'm talking about:

Kawaii_ The Epic Win of Cuteness.flv - YouTube

- Being a tomboy. Sort of on that note, being into internet shit. Wtf is this:

My cousin just got engaged.

Tokerface — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:11:37 GMT

She's 28 and I can't believe who she's with. If I were her parents I wouldn't let it happen, he's such a fag. I was disgusted.

What if they had kids? Why would she let him infect them with his inferior genes? He has to be intelligent, tall, dark and handsome. Their children will suffer.

Getting a Christian woman to have pre-marital sex

King of the world — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:10:48 GMT

This site is shit so don't expect me to be posting here too much. I'm expecting the site will be down the next time I'm tempted to log in anyway. This is the way I started things off with my wife. Yeah, I got married while I was away and got her pregnant btw.

Those who know the basics of social interaction and talking to women are free to comment in this thread. Those who aren't, shut up and learn somewhere else.

Quick backstory: A good friend of mine died, I was close with his family and his mum took the loss really hard, so I started accompanying her to church. Met this hot babe and started talking to her and getting to know her. Further a long the line I'd actually started taking a bit of an interest in the bible (I'm open) and reading it regularly. I know quite a lot about it so this gave off the appearance that I was a pious Christian to this woman. In any case I've heard tons of stories from various people here and there how good in the sack Christian women are without being a cock guzzling alcoholic and rude slut on the side. I wanted a decent mother for my daughter I already have and future children, so I decided I'd play this out (I'm still not a strict Christian today).

Anyway, she wouldn't have pre-marital sex. Well it's outlawed by the bible, right? Probably; probably not. I'd convinced her that it wasn't.

You may be wondering how I did that. Well, knowing a bit about the bible and her belonging to a Calvinist church, they know that the moral laws of the old testament still apply, only the ceremonial laws like no mixed clothing or no eating shellfish are no longer necessary because of Christ's sacrifice. I was like her teacher who was "studying" with her. So I showed her Exodus 22:16-17. She still wasn't convinced, so I showed her the two following commentaries.

Here's Matthew Henry's:
Here is, I. A law that he who debauched a young woman should be obliged to marry her, v. 16, 17. If she was betrothed to another, it was death to debauch her (Deut. xxii. 23, 24); but the law here mentioned respects her as single. But, if the father refused her to him, he was to give satisfaction in money for the injury and disgrace he had done her. This law puts an honour upon marriage and shows likewise how improper a thing it is that children should marry without their parents' consent: even here, where the divine law appointed the marriage, both as a punishment to him that had done wrong and a recompence to her that had suffered wrong, yet there was an express reservation for the father's power; if he denied his consent, it must be no marriage.

Here's Matthew Poole's:

That's pretty hard hitting stuff, hard to swallow when there's a life long church tradition of flat out opposition to pre-marital sex, so she was still apprehensive and gave me a few verses condeming "fornication". So I went to Leviticus 18, which lays out the sexual sins. Pre-marital sex is not mentioned. Infact the main word translated as "fornication" or "Sexual immorality" is "πορνεία" or "porneia". Porneia comes from the word "περναω" or "pernaō" which means "to sell off". The word for a prostitute is "πόρνη" or "pornē". Given this lesson she learnt something new; "porneia" is not 'pre-marital sex', but prostitution - whoredom. It really changes the tone of the book:

Colossians 3:5:
"Put to death, then, your members that are upon the earth -- whoredom, uncleanness, passion, evil desire, and the covetousness, which is idolatry --" (Young's Literal Translation)

Ephesians 5:3:
"and whoredom, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not even be named among you, as becometh saints; "(YLT)

Revelation 21:8:
and to fearful, and unstedfast, and abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all the liars, their part is in the lake that is burning with fire and brimstone, which is a second death.'" (YLT)

The word fornication itself means sex with prostitutes (The latin fornicari means to keep company with prostitutes, which itself is derived from fornix which is a euphamism for brothel), not pre-marital sex.

So now I'd convinced her that the before mentioned Exodus chapter and verses meant that pre-marital sex was not condemned because I was going to marry her anyway. At this time I wasn't considering that at all. Eventually it came out to her parents that we'd been shagging out of wedlock only after a month of knowing each other, by this time we'd been going at it a hell of a lot. Luckily I'd managed to convince them too, especially when I told them I was going to marry her. I still had no intentions at this stage, but she became pregnant and I figured I was onto a good deal with her anyway and she's fit, I actually like her and we compliment each other well so we just told her parents she was pregnant and they agreed to let us get married lol.

Some people would call me an idiot for not using protection let alone getting married, but she's not a feminist and she is always asking me for my biblical knowledge anyway so I could just quote her the passages concerning gender roles if ever she did get uppity ;) so I've got it pretty much the way I want it. As long as I do my part and she does hers this is going to work well. I already have a daughter (and another one on the way) and I'm a family man with a decent job so none of that bothers me.

Like I said, I still wouldn't strictly call myself a Christian, but I play along with it, am open to it and am self-reflecting - I've considered that maybe I don't have all the answers or know better, so who knows, I may accept it completely and call myself one in the future. On the other hand maybe I'll just use it to my advantage, my interpretation is completely wrong and I've tricked a woman like Satan did in the Garden, in which case if it's right, I'm going to have to answer to God and repent or I'm going to hell. At the moment, I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Who knows how I'm going to play this.

That's the way to go about it, that's the passage you show her. Whether you marry her or not in the future is entirely up to you, you'll do what you want to do like I did. If I feel like it maybe I'll use a passage in Deuteronomy to get myself a second wife later down the line.

Be sure to show her all of the biblical passages which tell of the joys of sex, like those in Proverbs and the song of solomon.

Why a christian woman:
She has more modesty and won't go whoring around (so long as you fulfill your duties too)
She won't be an annoying feminist cunt
They're horny as hell
They know how to cook
Family orientated
Not lazy
Doesn't talk about a load of stupid irrelevent shite (for those put off by the prospects of going out with a christian babe, most of them don't talk about the bible or anything spiritual because it's not desirable nor expected of them anyway, they just get on with their duties)

Dating a chick older than me

mark311xtc — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:01:37 GMT

Well I'm going to be 27 soon and I've been doing alot of work in Florida and I met myself a nice southern sweetness who is 36. She is beautiful and we instantly clicked from the first moment I said hi to her.

Now I'm not about to get all committed yet but I've been noticing when were out to dinner or laying on the beach it seems like it's still acceptable for a man to be with a much younger woman but for some reason people seem to act like theres something not okay when it's a woman with a younger man.

I don't get it it's not like I'm 18 or 19 and I have a full time job, yes I drink ALOT but yet from all the stories I hear and the things people talk about it seems like alot of the men her age are either full of shit or just straight up bums.

She told me that she divorced her husband years ago because he quit his job and just wouldn't get another (they didn't halve kids either)

She works full time has a good career and is responsible but still knows how to have a good time. She said she was so impressed with my work ethic and that I am an honest person (I don't talk myself up to be something I'm not)

I'm starting to think that some of the comments I've been hearing (90% from guys) is out of jealousy but they're hiding it behind the social acceptance of a younger man with an older woman (if that makes sense)

Does anyone honestly think this is a bad thing? She's honestly a bit out of my league with looks and there's no stupid head games as there are with girls my age and younger.

Has anyone else kind of been through this? I honestly don't see a problem with us (we've talked about it once before) are most people really just kind of jealous?

is it weird if straight guys all sleep in the same bed?

jblazer — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 06:26:38 GMT

hey guys, things have been kind of stressful financially so i moved in to a bachelor suite with one of my buddys friend,

he is weird and socially awkward plus has a lazy left eye that sometimes spins around in circles

the biggest problem is that he sleeps with me on my fucking bed i didnt care the first night we got there, but this morning i woke up for work and he was sleeping next to me

now yet again he has claimed my own bed i brought and i dont know what to do because hes kind of fucked in the head and i dont wanna do this gay shit every night, he is to poor to afford stuff because he drinks a lot

its almost midnight im tired and the floor is wood please help me

is it weird if you stalk a girl for a few months, but then realize her mom is better?

jblazer — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:30:42 GMT

hey so the girl I'm currently with is great, she works hard for herself and family. And is just a great person to be part of your life,

but recently her mom has been visiting a lot, and it feels like she is a better version of her you know what I mean? after reviewing old videos of the family reunion I've just become infatuated deeply with her and i know its wrong cause i'm already with her daughter.

This is a serious problem and I want my feelings for her to go away

Why girls have liked me.

Blunderstar — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:36:06 GMT

Bitch 1: Daddy issues (dad used to beat her)
Bitch 2: Went to an all girls school, doesn't know what a normal guy is like
Bitch 3: Used to be fat, ugly duckling syndrome, no confidence for better guy
Bitch 4: Fat

Why have girls liked you? And by you I mean anyone who isn't Zanick, get the FUCK out of my thread you fucking worthless piece of shit.

Women kinda throwing themselves at you...

Clover — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:11:11 GMT

Yo, what's up with that? Like when you have to flat out ignore them so that they could get the picture that you're not into them...then it's awkward when you're around them cuz they act all bummed out, quiet and gloomy.

And then, how do you fight the urge to not just take them to a hotel room (cuz I can't be bringin no bitches home) and fuck them so hard, that at least for one day they walk around with a satisfied aurora to them, and not an unsatisfied aurora? Sometimes I feel like I need to quit being a bitch and go satisfy lots of women I dunno??????????

all women can offer is Their body

Blunderstar — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:47:31 GMT

thAts all they an offer people

fuckinG whores die fuckinG sluts

do they hAve any otheR use? no They don't

fucking worthless, don't speak to me cunt

Girlfriend expects commitment

Ambient — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 07:31:34 GMT

So I have been going out with my girlfriend for a little over three months. I was having sex with her on Monday night and after the subject of pregnancy comes up. I basically said "well I'm not ready to be a father so it would be best to get an abortion". She is a religious girl, so she doesn't believe in abortion, she thinks it's murder. I told her "sex before marriage is also against your religion, you don't have a problem with that, why you have a problem with abortion... aren't you picking and choosing". She says she is having sex with me because she wants to spend the rest of her life with me. Afterwards she decides she is uncomfortable having sex with me now because I don't currently share the same level of commitment as she does... specifically if she gets pregnant, she thinks we should have the baby and take care of it and get married. But that seems like a horrible forced situation.

TL/DR My girlfriend is pretty clingy and committed and expects me to be that way too.

It's complicated (isn't it always?)

5.56 SS109 — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 05:17:31 GMT

Without writing a book, I'd like to give a basic rundown on a situation.

Say about a month ago you moved to a different state and a girl you knew for maybe a year from your old hometown moves a few hours from where you are, you start talking and "officially" start a relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend. It's not an internet relationship, she has come to see you a few times and stayed over at your house.

The girl still keeps in contact with her friends from her old hometown, including a guy she used to cheat on an old boyfriend with. The guy she used to cheat with happens to have plans to visit some family members who aren't too far from where this girl lives now.

The girl has agreed to meet her "old friend" when he is down there, remember she is hours away from you and she used to fuck this guy behind her previous boyfriend's back.

What do you think the chances are that she will fuck this guy again when she goes to visit him? As far as you know she and this guy were never a couple and she doesn't really know him any longer than she's known you.

Also, do you think maybe this girl jumped into her new "relationship" with you for no other reason then she was in a new place and you were essentially the only person she knows?

Thanks.

Well, I have herpes.

Blunderstar — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 06:12:32 GMT

Yeah so not only did I have a terrible orgasm with that whore, but I think she gave me herpes as well. I have a red, blistering sore on my bottom lip (well two small sores to be exact). IS THIS ACTUALLY HERPES? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

Note that these only appeared today. Is it something else? Fuck, what if I have a more serious thing? I don't want to go to the doctor. I heard they stick a fuckin' think down your dick hol.e

FUCFK ING SEGOINSDIGOK nsfDbgokgsK FUCKIGN RHOES UOISDVN

Idea for a porn franchise/theme

unstable matter — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:18:20 GMT

Ok, I have an idea for a new kind of porno movie. Its not revolutionary but its something different that I think could corner a niche market

The premise is there are these hot ass biznitches who are like charlies angels basically. For some reason (easily explainable and not really important) they have to run around and force random men to have sex at gunpoint. Like pizza boy shows up and they put a gun to his face and make him fuck them. They will usually do it 2 at a time and like to stick guns in their pussy (girls do actually like to do this). They make the guy do everything they tell him and threaten him if he doesn't do it right. If he doesn't fuck them correctly they kill him and move on to the next one.

At some point this will go from rape to just hot sex. These girls are kinda bad girl cliche dykes and leave guys handcuffed and buck naked outdoors and shit. The secret sex agent angle adds a more interesting story too.

I think this would be a good market for females and feminazi's. Also, I can imagine many guys would be into it as it takes the reality angle of amateur porn to absurd lengths and girls with guns are fucking sexy. This is actually a feasible idea as I know a few girls who'd be into it.

What does fucking zoklet think? If the feedback is positive I will use this thread as a reference when I go to the bank and ask for a loan.