Zoklet.net - Original Works http://zoklet.net/bbs Think you can be the next Picasso, Wilde or Michelangelo? Submit your ORIGINAL works and find out. en Sat, 25 May 2013 11:00:38 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/clean_misc/rss.jpg Zoklet.net - Original Works http://zoklet.net/bbs pACKING SHITS BACK UP MY ASS -REDUX - http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274760&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 17:36:22 GMT So there I was, Going proud and walking tall, Window shopping around the mall, When suddenly came this dismal, When a familiar push; ... So there I was,

Going proud and walking tall,
Window shopping around the mall,
When suddenly came this dismal,
When a familiar push;
pushed on my intestinal wall.

GREAT ; Now I have to find a shit-hole.
Cause : I know I couldnt put these shits on hold.

But huge were The Mall I was in,
But greater was The Pressure of my intestine !
And my courages were wearing thin ...
And my Sphincter are about give in ....
With no loos in sight,
I was desperately trying to keep them inside !

And then shit rear its ugly head,
When my shits reared their ugly heads
Reared, was their ugly head,
Between my crack, my shits have poked their ugly heads !

Gott, no. Pls dont do this.
I am too old for this shit.
As I feel warm tears roll down my cheek.
And hot shit slither between my other cheek.
I am 33 and still in my pants I shit.

Gott DAMM MITT. ]]> Original Works benny vader http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274760 I am a pedophile. http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274759&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 17:27:13 GMT This is 1st installment of the I AM series. enjoy. I am ... I am a pedophile. My purpose in life is to touch many a little child. To entice... This is 1st installment of the I AM series. enjoy.



I am ... I am a pedophile.
My purpose in life is to touch many a little child.
To entice them with candy, and seduce them with my charming smile.
And take them to a place they cant tell ...
Before I stuff .... fore I stuff my penis into their little, holiest of hole.

Yeass, yeass I am. I am a pedophile.
And yeas, yeas maybe I touched you when you were a child.
But you cant blame me, cant blame me at all.
I couldnt help it, I am afterall, a pedophile.
I did what I do ; I fuck children before they grow up and old.

And perverts, and sicko, and sick fuck me you may call ...
And perhaps ask me why do I fuck children, they're so small ...
Well I'll tell you why ... I'll tell you all. BEHOLD ;
I AM A PEDOPHILE.

So now, now you know. Now you know it all.

Yeas, yeas. I am a pedophile.
The FBI prolly have my name in a file.
At home I have gigs upon gigs of files ....
With names like anna, and steffi, and katlyn, and lisa and a many others ; I have them all.
And yet I am free ; free to run rampant and wild on a touching spree.
Given enough time ... I too ... will come across your little precious child.
And when she grow up, her childhood'd taste like bile.

For she had .... she had been savagely defiled.

Brohohahohahhohahhoahhaho.
I am .... I am The Pedophile.

Edit :

I know ... I know ...
Your madd, your angry, and you have fear to announce to all.
But dont be ashamed, your fears, their all prettty rational.
Becos you too, have been touch ....

touched as a little, helpless child.
Another sad victim of the vile pedophile.

]]> Original Works benny vader http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274759 Obligations http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274279&goto=newpost Sat, 18 May 2013 18:07:08 GMT What, don’t you care?

What do you mean, “What, don’t you care?” You better get rid of that god awful stagnant tone in your voice. Do I need to remind you that you’ll be talking about the future integration of wind and solar operations.

I will never forget the piercing look his eyes gave me. Vicious and ruthless, the kind of stare any self-respecting politician would wear on his face.

Jeff? I thought I lost you for a moment.

Are you sure you can manage to hold the attention of an entire audience looking and talking the way that you do? In my opinion, you have shown me a less than perfect example via lack of charisma. If you don’t mind me asking, is this your usual attire?

Well, I uh…

What, don’t you have a nice suit and tie? Nobody wants to associate with a man who can’t dress properly. You seem to carry the same peculiar scents if I do say so myself; that of cheap leather jackets and horribly smelling cologne.

Were not off to a very good start, are we?
Should I have doubt? They’re not all going to take one good look at your stone face and forget what the conversation was about in the first place, are they?

Stone Face? ]]> Original Works Bob Ross http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274279 Ching Chong Chinatown http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274023&goto=newpost Thu, 16 May 2013 00:02:27 GMT Ching Chong Chinatown went to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinatown didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinatown said the wrong shay shay
Ching Chong Chinatown got covered in Police-ay! ]]> Original Works tuer502gt http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274023 Cheers, Pricks. http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273785&goto=newpost Mon, 13 May 2013 18:54:51 GMT If I was drunk right now I'd tell you how we could make this whole process a hell of a lot easier

I can't keep my eye from twitching
I can't make sense of this
If it's ringing in my head or in my ears I cannot tell the difference
I'm wishing I was a bit more educated
You're wishing for a belt of human hair and teeth (mine)
You want to know what it takes to make this young man weep
You've researched how to break my bones and skin me alive
You want to put me in a traveling show
Five bodies
Zero sleep
You've sent me out on a limb to hang myself high above these dirty streets

/Limbo/

It's getting louder
I think it knows my name
I awoke in the middle of the night to find it standing in my doorway

/Purgatory/

Is it over yet?
Is this all there is?
Am I speaking only in vowels here?
Am I a mime?
A swollen tongue
Am I here?
I am

/Hell/

Can anybody here me out there?
Put me down like a horse with a broken leg
An old dog foaming at the mouth
Tie a chain around my ankle and take me out to the blackest deepest sea
Carry me out to the town square
Put me on the guillotine

/The End/ ]]> Original Works Schplew http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273785 boo:!) http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273739&goto=newpost Mon, 13 May 2013 06:00:13 GMT When I close my eyes and think of you My body gets warmer, as I can feel your warmth too. When I close my eyes and think of you I can taste all... When I close my eyes and think of you
My body gets warmer, as I can feel your warmth too.
When I close my eyes and think of you
I can taste all the delectable food that we accrue,
and wonder how I got so lucky, thanks for being my boo!
When I close my eyes while laying down
All negative energy vanishes and surprising things happen all around
With your nighty nights, and wishes for sweet dreams, my head gains a crown
And I sleep remembering I’m the luckiest man in town
When I close my eyes with your head on my chest
I feel like I’m floating on cloud nine, ultimately very blessed
When I close my eyes when I get a hug
I feel at peace, very snug
When I close my eyes I think of you
I imagine there is nothing we can’t do! ]]> Original Works cowtipper http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273739 Tossing and Turning http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273499&goto=newpost Fri, 10 May 2013 15:44:57 GMT Tossing and turning
We couldn't find a way out
A strange voice bossing
Her tone shifting
unable to decipher
dialect bending
tossing and turning
we lost our voices
we couldn't shout
A manifeststation of doubt spread throughout the room. ]]> Original Works Bob Ross http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273499 Last word http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273462&goto=newpost Fri, 10 May 2013 01:57:59 GMT I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my mommas passing Like why you have to leave? you never met your grandson If you could only see the tears... I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my mommas passing
Like why you have to leave? you never met your grandson
If you could only see the tears up in your babys eyes.
But hold up, I know deep down that my momma tried
It's been a long ride of heart ache, dead to the world tried to put aside my fathers pride
but no success only bloodshed and stress, just to think that my mommas happiness resided in a cigarette ]]> Original Works blaze http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=273462