Zoklet.net - Generally Speaking

iOS 7 compatibility list

hobbsi — Fri, 24 May 2013 06:36:20 GMT

Supported:

iPhone 5
iPhone 4S
iPod touch 5th generation
iPad 4th generation
iPad 3rd generation
iPad 2nd generation
iPad mini

Dropped:

iPhone 4
iPod touch 4th generation
iPhone 3GS

edit:
The source of this information is my own brain. If you think it's wrong let me know.
_________________________________________
Wholesale perfumes suppliers

Welcome To Zoklet: Official Recruitment Video 4 Emo Edition

Duke Zion — Fri, 24 May 2013 05:06:00 GMT

Don't get to excited, most of these people don't post anymore

Welcome To Zoklet! - YouTube

Zoklet who can solve this math problem?

Gollum — Fri, 24 May 2013 04:54:49 GMT

I'm gonna pull this outta my ass.

Find X

56X � 7 + 89Y=4Z � 789X

I don't think this is solvable (well, right) but fuck it.

do you ever get disappointed with zoklet?

Turd_Smasher — Fri, 24 May 2013 03:36:11 GMT

Like one day, you open a forum, see that most of the threads are just shit, and then decide to turn the computer off and just watch some friggin tv?
:o

Meditation thread

Dumpster Slut — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:46:04 GMT

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Wololo

Official list of Zoklet members that are on suicide watch

Dumpster Slut — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:34:57 GMT

This list is for our protection, to help identify those of us that are at risk - we should be respectful and caring to these members given their fragile psychological condition.

The following members are on watch:

Duke Zion
Cigreting
Tokerface
Psychomantis
Therascalking
Bumble
Gollum
Meth God
FONALPLATS
The Duke (new!)
Mizled (new!)
Sir Cornwell (new!)
JohnValsamis(new!)

My Fight for Life

FONAPLATS — Thu, 23 May 2013 19:26:07 GMT

My Fight for Life
By: Fonaplats

May 23rd 2013, My day started out like any other. I slept in until about 11:30, ate some nachos and got drunk off Mountain Dew. I had no idea that this day would soon turn into a fight for my very life.

(I was going to make this real long and drawn out, but I all the sudden dont give a fuck)

2:50ish in the afternoon, I get naked in the bathroom and start to check myself out in the mirror. I smell my self and turn on the shower. I put some shampoo in my hair and start checking for lumps in my breast when all the sudden out of the corner of my eye....

Im about to freak out when I instinctively remember my youtube military training. I take a breath and start to assess my situation.

All of the sudden it comes closer and shit.

I am butt ass naked in a shower with a man eating spider. Just when I think it couldnt get any worse I am blinded. The shampoo has run into my eyes and disabled my vision. By this point I am waiting to hear shit fall out of my ass and hit the tub of the shower.

I am afraid to move for fear I might fall and break a hip or even worse land dick first on the crazed attacker. I slowly start to try and clear the shampoo out of my eyes and regain my vision. This must have only taken 30 second to a minute but it felt like eons.

As soon as I could see again I got a more clear look at my foe.

I start to think about all the things I have to live for and all the reasons I need to fight. This is when I gave up. With nothing to lose I decided to at least take my enemy out with me. I grabbed my e-cig which I always keep handy (even in the nude... guess where) and I plunge it into the pool of water that we are standing in. Nothing happens....

I realize that now is my chance, the spider is confused. I jump out of the shower and dry myself off. I look back at the spider who is just chilling there.

Out of nowhere I had an explanation for this bizarre encounter.

Maybe the spider just wanted a hot shower too, and unable to turn the knobs it just decided to wait around for me.

The spider an I are now best of friends. :happycat:

the internet is getting fucking boring lately

is all mememememe with me — Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:13 GMT

anyone else noticed this?? ..the best i can find to do is watch movies/tv shows, porn, zoklet and email a few people. even that's getting boring now.

.

The worst forum on zoklet

BrainSurgeon — Thu, 23 May 2013 17:50:59 GMT

Is this one other than bad ideas.

You know why?

BECAUSE ITS FUCKING SPURIUS GENERALITYS YOU NAME CHANGING MESTIZO CLEVELAND NIGGER FAG.

ATTN: METH GOD

Gollum — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:43:02 GMT

Get away from my man

who did moonmeister become?

dysik — Thu, 23 May 2013 11:41:18 GMT

anyone know if he changed alts from the totse days or just left?

When you masterbate, where do u cum at?

Duke Zion — Thu, 23 May 2013 10:05:11 GMT

I used to cum on my chest, but then u have to clean it up and its all sticky, now I just cum on a paper towel or piece of paper

Meth God loves him some Duke Zion

Duke Zion — Thu, 23 May 2013 09:44:11 GMT

True Story

At first I was freaked out but now I think it is kind of sweet :cool:

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4165059)

Again, I agree with Duke Zion's stance on this issue.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4165057)

I agree with Duke Zion's stance on this issue.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4165055)

If zoklet shut down how would I talk to Duke Zion??

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4165054)

I agree wholeheartedly. Now that he's had this revelation of sorts, maybe Duke Zion will feel more comfortable answering my questions honestly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4165050)

Well I think Duke Zion is fairly intelligent, just somewhat emotionally volatile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4165049)

I am older than Duke Zion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4162446)

Duke Zion's life would also make a pretty good country song.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4162315)

Duke Zion, why are there sometimes three kids at your home in the morning?

I thought you slept all day and did DXM all night?

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4157394)

hMKWA IR HEs ro b w S, Duke Zion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4157392)

I wanna get a Duke Zion tattoo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4157388)

Duke Zion111

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4152852)

...to be Duke Zion?

^Sometimes, for example like from this thread, his mentions my name even though I have nothing to do with the thread nor did I post in it at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4150294)

I clicked this in hot topics expecting this to be a Duke Zion thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4149547)

I want to get a Duke Zion t-shirt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4143082)

Yeah that happens to me sometimes. I wonder if it happens to Duke Zion also.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4143034)

Yes, Duke Zion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4143027)

Duke Zion is a US Secret Service agent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4142316)

I wish Duke Zion would PM me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4137437)

I'm glad you decided to wake up again tonight, Duke Zion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4136225)

Duke Zion got owned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4136164)

Where's Duke Zion when you need him?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4136132)

Not you, Duke Zion. You're not credible like Mantikore when it comes to this kind of thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4135966)

That's really gross, Duke Zion. You're a sicko.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4135833)

Depressed white people like Duke Zion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4135801)

This is definitely Duke Zion's kind of thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4132132)

I met Duke Zion today in a dream. We both took 4th plateau doses of DXM and talked about zoklet's place in the universe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4130908)

I want to get high... on Duke Zion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4128874)

Duke Zion needs to post more if all he does is stare at a computer screen all night.

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4127483)

You like poodles too, Duke Zion?

Quote:

Originally Posted by meth god (Post 4121255)

Duke Zion might be interested in this.

This is only posts from the past month, he has been doing this since he joined, I guess I should be faltered he so interested in me but damn

ITT we talk about duke zion

ChinaCat — Thu, 23 May 2013 09:42:04 GMT

I dont think its anyones bussiness, personally.

What if Zoklet shut down?

Duke Zion — Thu, 23 May 2013 06:30:01 GMT

I would be kind of pissed. You figure I spend much time on here because I enjoy posting on here, the topics, and the people on here. It is a waste of time in general but if the site was to close down its like all those posts u made are gone and u have to find a new place to post. I have browsed other sites and the users aren't nearly as cool, traffic is slow, and topics are repetitive