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			<title>ken i steel?</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:23:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>i wunt 2 shoplift sum stuff like kande n snax do u think ill get awy with it?  im prity sneeke but if i do get kot my mom wil b mad :o:o:o:o:o:o ne...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>i wunt 2 shoplift sum stuff like kande n snax do u think ill get awy with it?  im prity sneeke but if i do get kot my mom wil b mad :o:o:o:o:o:o ne tips?</div>

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			<dc:creator>ChinaCat</dc:creator>
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			<title>Stealing Fountains from Water.</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:21:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I've checked around my house and noticed that there's a few water spickets that have some pipe around it. I could probably make some good scrap if I...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I've checked around my house and noticed that there's a few water spickets that have some pipe around it. I could probably make some good scrap if I stole all the Fountains from Water, but to retrieve the Fountains I'd have to fight a battle with the Water... Probably high quality water, that is filled with steroids and flouride, seeing as how midnight is the safest time to try this, as there's a burger king nearby that has a fountain.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Oreo</dc:creator>
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			<title>You MAD</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:21:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>No U</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>No U</div>

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			<dc:creator>purewhitepanda</dc:creator>
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			<title>I have 4 life savers...</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 07:44:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I have four special life savers. Lucy gave them to me.  
 
I want to see her but I have work monday morning at 7a.m. and it is currently sunday at...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I have four special life savers. Lucy gave them to me. <br />
<br />
I want to see her but I have work monday morning at 7a.m. and it is currently sunday at 2:51 where i am. <br />
<br />
should I do it?<br />
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also, I just at taco bell...<br />
and i've been drinking a lot of fluids all day.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Jackal</dc:creator>
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			<title>Stealing Water From Fountains</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 02:17:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I've checked around my town and noticed that there's a couple water fountains around. I could probably make a good $30 or so if I stole all the...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I've checked around my town and noticed that there's a couple water fountains around. I could probably make a good $30 or so if I stole all the water, but to retrieve the water I'd have to jump into the water... Probably freezing cold water, seeing as how midnight is the safest time to try this, as there's a police department nearby.<br />
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My question is, does anybody know how I can create a contraption that can act as a bucket to reach and scoop water into it? On YouTube I saw footage of an Mexican dude stealing from a water fountain the same way; judging by his composure and the fact he did it infront of big crowd of people, he must've done it before and I'm willing to bet whatever he's using must be effective.</div>

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			<dc:creator>SBTlauien</dc:creator>
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			<title>This is an aborted thread</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:32:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Go fuck yourself</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Go fuck yourself</div>

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			<dc:creator>Dumpster Slut</dc:creator>
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			<title>smoking electronic cigarettes with a lighter</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:53:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[i have the refill "filter" tips but no of the thing that heats it 
 
could i use a lighter or soldering iron to heat it 
 
i want to see what smokinn...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>i have the refill &quot;filter&quot; tips but no of the thing that heats it<br />
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could i use a lighter or soldering iron to heat it<br />
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i want to see what smokinn does</div>

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			<dc:creator>rape it ralph</dc:creator>
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			<title>Convicted murderer murdered, murder murder.</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 04:06:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Schplew</dc:creator>
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			<title>Daguru iis a Tex offender</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 13:15:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Captain Falcon</dc:creator>
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			<title>Purple Pony in the MEAO</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 05:07:02 GMT</pubDate>
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The Royal Australian Navy’s “Purple Pony”, HMAS Toowoomba, is mid-way through her six-month deployment, patrolling the expanses of the...</description>
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				The Royal Australian Navy’s “Purple Pony”, HMAS Toowoomba, is mid-way through her six-month deployment, patrolling the expanses of the Arabian Sea, Red Sea, Gulf of Aden, Gulf of Oman, and Indian Ocean.<br />
			
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HMAS 156</div>

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			<dc:creator>tuer502gt</dc:creator>
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			<title>Defence White Paper 2013</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 05:05:56 GMT</pubDate>
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The Government brought forward delivery of the new White Paper by one year from its original 2014 timetable to address a number of...</description>
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				The Government brought forward delivery of the new White Paper by one year from its original 2014 timetable to address a number of significant international and domestic developments influencing Australia’s national security and defence posture internationally and domestically that have emerged since the 2009 Defence White Paper.
			
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<a href="http://www.defence.gov.au/WhitePaper2013/docs/WP_2013_web.pdf" target="_blank">2013 White Paper PDF</a></div>

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			<dc:creator>tuer502gt</dc:creator>
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			<title>Selling stolen electronics</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:40:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Maybe this should be a thread for bad ideas instead :troll:</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Maybe this should be a thread for bad ideas instead :troll:</div>

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			<dc:creator>Gollum</dc:creator>
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			<title>Sticking bugs in power sockets.</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 22:29:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Ok, I just stuck a bug in the socket of my power strip, and nothing happened. 
 
Do I need to stick him in deeper, or does nothing happen?</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Ok, I just stuck a bug in the socket of my power strip, and nothing happened.<br />
<br />
Do I need to stick him in deeper, or does nothing happen?</div>

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			<dc:creator>SquattingBear</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Cybercrime tips, for the noobs who want to "1337 haxzors" their friends, or whate]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 16:48:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>necrobumping for lulz and because this topic kicks ass</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>necrobumping for lulz and because this topic kicks ass</div>

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			<dc:creator>Captain Falcon</dc:creator>
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			<title>HOW TO KEeP SLAVES HEALTHY WITH MINIMAL EFORT</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:50:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>HOW 2 KEEP MY SLAVE UNDER CONTORLL 
 
HOW TO FFEEED THEM 
 
GROOMING????????? 
 
diy broken pelvis repair?</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>HOW 2 KEEP MY SLAVE UNDER CONTORLL<br />
<br />
HOW TO FFEEED THEM<br />
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GROOMING?????????<br />
<br />
diy broken pelvis repair?</div>

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			<dc:creator>rape it ralph</dc:creator>
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