The Duck Hunter, Dark Hunter, reporting for duty.

The objective of throwing Facebook into the woodchipper that smells of dead whores has not yet been achieved, states Rolf, also, stop lancing the subordinates of thee, Rolf placed those butch "female" military police under the command of thee in order to crush the balls of fun-loving down-to-earth servicemen, adds Rolf.

Oh Rolf it is not simple. I have found out why this wont be easy:

The CIA are nothing without their I, now that their I is in the hand of Rolf, they are naught but the CA, Chartered Accountants are no match for the honed warriors of the Ducal Corps of Carabineers, proclaims Rolf! Chomp Xanax later, Hunter of Ducks, there is work to, orders the Grand Duke of Rolfheim.