Sheep Shaggers

For anyone who lives in NZ.

The Noble Zoklet Anti Child Molester Brigade

The streets of zoklet are flooded with the ejaculate of child molesters. Its time to boot these mother fucks

Totseans

If you came from Totse, you are welcome.

Half Baked

Encompassing the unfathomable depths and rather easily comprehensible shallows of a non-conversationalist nature, including such activities as polling, licking the butter, handstands, irrelevant pondering, making game threads, whining, flaming, and everything else that makes you smile.

Communist Party of Zoklet

The Communist Party of Zoklet (CPZ) declares itself to be the sole legal Marxist-Leninist party of Zoklet. The CPZ welcomes communication and cooperation with the various other leftist groups of Zoklet, but does not recognize them as the one and only legal Communist Party of Zoklet. The CPZ was created for the defense of the proletarians power against Zoklets ever growing fascist hordes. The working class of Zoklet, led by the CPZ and in alliance with the farmers, intellectuals and all other working people, will accomplish a construction feat of historic proportions. To master Communist theory means to take in the essence of the theory and to learn how to apply this theory to the practical questions of a revolutionary movement under the varied conditions of the of the proletariat. We, the CPZ, are a family, any sensible family has a budget that lays out how much will be spent for household and other purposes. We in the CPZ are not afraid of the coming year, but look forward to it!

Society of Idealists

For those interested in the better living of individuals, the advancement of civilization, revolution of culture and clarification of human consciousness through philosophy, theosophy, anthrosophy, metaphysics, political science, economics, psychology, ethnography, anthropology, sociology, physics, chemistry, astronomy, biology, geography, history, religion, spirituality,self-realization and all that is good... for a unitive, peaceful and harmonious existence of all living creatures; whatever the cost.

Zoklet Army

We are "endowed by Zok with certain inalienable rights." These are the rights to "life, liberty and the pursuit of lols." But what about this third right? Note that they didn't promise us the right to have lols, only the right to pursue lols

This. Is. ZOKLET!!!

For people looking to the future of this community. For people who want this community to grow, and want the admins to sort out Totsepedia. For people who realise we can't rely on old totse posters forever, and we need new blood or this place will stagnate. For people who realise totse, for good or for ill, is dead, and that Zoklet is the future.

Militant Rainbow Division

"To celebrate and support our proud community of openly gay, lesbian or otherwise transgendered posters, amongst them Equinox, El Monstruo, Gantz Graf, poast-bortem!, and Yggdrasil. And of course, JFLC. Especially JFLC."

Nignogs that don't smoke bammer weed

Dont gimmie no bammer weed, this group is for all the true dank heads, no bammer weed son. (if you smoke bammer thats ok, can't always be fly)