rabbitweed

auckland! i'm jealous!!! where are you from?

well it won't immediately get you laid, but if you pick up a few phrases and know a little bit about the food it's a quick ice breaker for any non-westerners. n' yeah korean people are pretty proud of their culture so they generally show appreciation when a westerner knows a few things.

what else...they generally like clean cut looks (they're super fashion conscientious (but somehow they still manage to look like idiots with what they wear quite often)), but honestly the fact that your white should be enough.

i dunno i guess the best advice i can give is pick up 3 or 4 phrases (toss a funny one in there like "king pig" or "buffoon" that way they laugh) n' be yourself.

oh that sounds like such a good plan. i like azn women capes. could i have one?

ask for huh?

also i could teach you a few phrases in korean, we could hit up a karoake bar, and you would say the lines and BAM they'll think "ohmygawd white boi who knows some of my language" you'll be pure gold to them.

we could venture the azn hotspots and i could tell you which are the most venerable targets...

how can i help?

Stupid page.

think of yourself as kyle and me as cartman in a teenage girl's slash fan fiction

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