Keith Lemon

That's what they sing when they see me, Mr lemon.

homo

oh yeah that's right, a big roller coaster or something. i'm taking up fishing again, so i'm going down to cornwall to catch bass. something to do like.

never been to blackpool, is it any good? i always imagined it to be pretty much like scarborough.

yeah its nice down there, im thinking of going down in the summer.

i went to scarborough once when i was a kid, thats near you sort of innit?

no, its kinda weird here, were pretty much surrounded by some of the richest areas in the country like windsor, ascot, sunningdale and gerrards cross, but slough is a total shit dump right in the middle of them all. i wanna move but i'm stuck here for now. i like the idea of cornwall, you ever been down there?

btw our post is as bad, they don't deliver here now if theres any snow on the paths, so we get a week with no post when it snows. i been waiting 2 1/2 weeks for a package i ordered on ebay.

i'm in slough, its shit. whats it like up there?

s'ok, no big deal. where you from, leeds innit?

that is super goody good to hear.

anyway, why did you blank swim the other day, when he asked your swim why you got banned?

how you doing keith?