Rolf disagrees, all English accents sound atrocious and very few have the same refined accent as James Bond, Irish and junior Irish accents also sound poor, states Rolf. Feminine Welsh accents can be acceptable sometimes, not masculine ones however, the British isles is inhabited entirely by scum, proclaims Rolf.
A friend of Rolf dates a south east island Australian and has done so for several years, Rolf knows not what to make of her, for said wench is unable to pronounce "six" correctly, proclaims Rolf.
Yet to answer the curious question has thee, states Rolf. Are the fighting habits of north east and south east island Australian women due to the frustration that comes with a lack of brilliant personifications of masculinity such as Rolf? Rolf asks curiously.
Avoided the real question, did thee, notes Rolf. However, Rolf finds Rolfself agreeing with the wisdom of thee, Rolf owns only a single rifle back at the residence of Rolf, a .22 WMR bolt-action not suited for shooting humans. However, Rolf operates firearms not owned by Rolf on a weekly basis, states Rolf.
One should not seek to take another's life, for the true victor subdues his enemies without fighting, proclaims Rolf. Unless one has many enemies, in this situation, it is best to make an example of a single city, razing it to the ground and washing the streets with blood, this example will send a message to the others of the mightiness of Rolf, proclaims Rolf.
Also, why would a fair maiden fight? is it because Australian women from the north east and south east islands are the most promiscuous in the world and that there are no true mighty men like Rolf there? Rolf asks curiously.
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