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HARDMAN 02-28-2009 02:47 AM

Thigh sex?
 
Alright, I heard that in ancient Greece the men used to put their penises between the girl's (or boy's) legs and have sex with her thighs. Apparently they did it to preserve virginity and as a contraceptive.

Hmmm. I don't know if it's true. Anybody tried this?

ComradeAsh 02-28-2009 02:48 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Didn't Jenna Jameson do one of those?

Ambient 02-28-2009 02:50 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
You mean like a knee fuck?

that skin part underneath your knee between your calf and thigh?

buyakashaka

Marijuanasaurus 02-28-2009 02:52 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
kinda like titty fucking right?

HARDMAN 02-28-2009 03:00 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Killallthewhiteman420 (Post 191903)
You mean like a knee fuck?

that skin part underneath your knee between your calf and thigh?

buyakashaka

Knee fuck? No. Why would you fuck someone's knees?

Silverfuck 02-28-2009 03:01 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
I saw this in a porn once. It was really strange.

pygar 02-28-2009 04:02 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
This idea came independently into my thoughts one hot summer day when i was checking out some girl in very nice pair of shorts.

Cathy McGee 02-28-2009 04:24 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
thigh sex....my favorite

soyunadiosa 02-28-2009 04:27 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
It happens in the heat of the moment, then you move on to better things.

Cathy McGee 02-28-2009 04:29 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by soyunadiosa (Post 192315)
It happens in the heat of the moment, then you move on to better things.

like ear and foot sex!

soyunadiosa 02-28-2009 04:31 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
I meant armpit sex, but ear and foot work too.

Mantikore 02-28-2009 04:35 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
i think it was done in ancient greece because it seemed that a guy taking it in the ass seemed a bit wrong, so the had the bright idea of doing it between the thighs

LiquidIce 02-28-2009 06:59 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by soyunadiosa (Post 192315)
It happens in the heat of the moment, then you move on to better things.

Kinda this. When you're doing missionary from behind or whatever you call it you can sometimes slip out and... just continue fucking those beautiful legs.

Caution: Thighs do not lubricate themselves.

Ambient 02-28-2009 08:38 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HARDMAN (Post 191958)
Knee fuck? No. Why would you fuck someone's knees?

I wouldnt so i dont have to answer that question?

Please insert username 02-28-2009 08:39 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HARDMAN (Post 191958)
Knee fuck? No. Why would you fuck someone's knees?

why would you fuck someones thighs?

soyunadiosa 02-28-2009 12:27 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LiquidIce (Post 192740)
Kinda this. When you're doing missionary from behind or whatever you call it you can sometimes slip out and... just continue fucking those beautiful legs.

Caution: Thighs do not lubricate themselves.

Whenever this happens, my face expression is like "god damn it, can you go back now? This doesn't feel good"

LiquidIce 02-28-2009 03:46 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by soyunadiosa (Post 193218)
Whenever this happens, my face expression is like "god damn it, can you go back now? This doesn't feel good"

I usually continue this for a short period because it differs in feelings. And I love the humping motion against a wonderful butt :p

ComradeAsh 02-28-2009 04:02 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Here we go, check out the last minute.

http://www.redtube.com/7747

TruthWielder 02-28-2009 04:14 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LiquidIce (Post 192740)

Caution: Thighs do not lubricate themselves.

^^This is something worth remembering.

If you go for it out of honest curiousity, bring teh lube along.

Yggdrasil 02-28-2009 06:10 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
In ancient Greece, there developed a social habit out of a need for small populations. That habit was pederasty.

Male adults would take pubescent boys, and make them their lovers. It was a consensual relationship, and combined the aspects of teacher, lover, and friend. It was almost always a non-sexual relationship; not in the sense that there weren't any sexual feelings (there definitely were), but in the sense that the actual act of (anal) sex was sometimes frowned upon.

Thus, the Greeks circumvented this cultural taboo by practicing intercrural sex. I think I spelled I right, who knows :p. By this, the two partners were able to reciprocate their feelings for one another without stepping over a perceived boundary

Now for some stock pottery:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Pederasty.jpg
Lovers fondling in ritual pose


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Hyakinthos.jpg
What I believe is Ganymede engaging in intercrural sex

Rodrat 02-28-2009 06:33 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
um wow

lol
the vid made me laugh though

Yggdrasil 02-28-2009 06:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rodrat (Post 193981)
um wow

lol
the vid made me laugh though

What vid?

slm33d 02-28-2009 11:28 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Why bother thigh sex if the cunt is good?

000 03-01-2009 02:34 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil (Post 193905)
In ancient Greece, there developed a social habit out of a need for small populations. That habit was pederasty.

Male adults would take pubescent boys, and make them their lovers. It was a consensual relationship, and combined the aspects of teacher, lover, and friend. It was almost always a non-sexual relationship; not in the sense that there weren't any sexual feelings (there definitely were), but in the sense that the actual act of (anal) sex was sometimes frowned upon.

Thus, the Greeks circumvented this cultural taboo by practicing intercrural sex. I think I spelled I right, who knows :p. By this, the two partners were able to reciprocate their feelings for one another without stepping over a perceived boundary

Now for some stock pottery:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Pederasty.jpg
Lovers fondling in ritual pose


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Hyakinthos.jpg
What I believe is Ganymede engaging in intercrural sex

Wow...are you like a professor of fetishes?

RosettaStoned 03-01-2009 01:35 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by slm33d (Post 194962)
Why bother thigh sex if the cunt is good?

Cause when you put in all this effort, and it turns out that the pussy smells worst than last weeks mystery meat, you better get something out of it.

Yggdrasil 03-04-2009 02:51 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 000 (Post 195543)
Wow...are you like a professor of fetishes?


*slicks back hair*


Why thank you...

crizzlE 03-04-2009 02:55 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
the thighs of a thick, big booty Latina call for my penis... i dont know about the rest of the zok, but that sounds mighty tasty right now

Monocle 03-04-2009 06:55 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
That guy spunking in between jennas thighs grinding on her box looked fairly hot. I'm more of a fan of the va jay jay or mouth though.

blue_monday 03-04-2009 09:01 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
It's something to do when she's on her period. You can also get a lot of squeeze from the leg muscles.

JoePedo 03-05-2009 01:07 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HARDMAN (Post 191893)
Anybody tried this?

I decline to comment on advice of counsel.

Actually, fuck. Paederotic intracrural activity between a man and a much younger female partner is much, much, much different than the homoerotic intracrural activity practiced in south african prisons. Do you guys really want me to comment?

anechka 03-06-2009 07:29 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil (Post 193905)
In ancient Greece, there developed a social habit out of a need for small populations. That habit was pederasty.

Male adults would take pubescent boys, and make them their lovers. It was a consensual relationship, and combined the aspects of teacher, lover, and friend. It was almost always a non-sexual relationship; not in the sense that there weren't any sexual feelings (there definitely were), but in the sense that the actual act of (anal) sex was sometimes frowned upon.

Thus, the Greeks circumvented this cultural taboo by practicing intercrural sex. I think I spelled I right, who knows :p. By this, the two partners were able to reciprocate their feelings for one another without stepping over a perceived boundary

Now for some stock pottery:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Pederasty.jpg
Lovers fondling in ritual pose


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Hyakinthos.jpg
What I believe is Ganymede engaging in intercrural sex

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy...e_you_know.jpg

Tokerface 03-06-2009 11:32 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
that redtube vid made me lol

Buku 03-06-2009 11:19 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ImJoeThePedo (Post 212152)
I decline to comment on advice of counsel.

Actually, fuck. Paederotic intracrural activity between a man and a much younger female partner is much, much, much different than the homoerotic intracrural activity practiced in south african prisons. Do you guys really want me to comment?

I really want you to comment.

nuclearrabbit 03-06-2009 11:22 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
http://jj.am/gallery/d/77933-1/Thighfucking.gif



...



http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0262/ack1.jpg

Dfg 03-06-2009 11:29 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Awesome, any porn link?

nuclearrabbit 03-06-2009 11:37 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dfg (Post 219098)
Awesome, any porn link?

Negative, sir.

Fetus-Smasher 03-07-2009 02:07 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Ill fuck almost anything, besides a chicks thigh.
Some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard, ancestors did weird shit.

JoePedo 03-07-2009 07:27 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buku (Post 219058)
I really want you to comment.

Well, shit! When in rome...


WARNING : Much TMI probably follows. Chances are, some of the more intellectually fragile posters shoud just... skip this. IF YOU WHINE, I WILL POST AND REPOST IT UNTIL YOU FAP TO IT, AND THEN I WILL KEEP POSTING IT. You have been warned...


Alright - or should I say, awwight? Now, for the rest of us...

We will start, with some neccesary background information. What will follow, as surely as spice must flow, will likely contain much of everything you never even knew you didn't know - or for our lesser readers, the ones who have been proven very poor at following the directions above and have been warned, just a small, small piece of the vast reams of everything you never knew you never wanted to know. Yes...

The first thing you probably never knew you wanted to know is that, while large-penis-in-orifice sex with an underweight newborn is very possible, and quite capable of being a mutually desireable, and pleasureable, and soul-explodingly transformative experience for everyone (not to mention a few shared humorous moments)... well...

...it is not always desireable.

Not for the oft-shouted "o noes you are too dumb not to ram through the back of her uterus" reasons (which are usually just a secret code for "I am too dumb to be having this conversation," as we often know)... nor even for the slightly more realistic notion that when it comes to girls, sticking something the size of her thigh in her tiny little vag might just rip her into a minor explosion of baby-sized ribbons of fetus-meat hitting the wall, well... no. It's actually entirely possible, and fun...

...but while LLS will be filled, in its time, with more "how does I deflower girlfriend" posts than there are galaxies of stars filling the heavens, so, too, will one face many more obstacles, much more difficulty, many more trials and tribulations and laughing at one's self and being amazingly, amazingly mutually frustrated - both sexulaly and not - by your mutual inability and banging your head in the wall in frustration and rolling over and giving up to just cuddle and wondering someday when... when... Sure, your girlfriend might be that god damn impossibly determined to go through all that - the young have so much energy, so much optomism to tackle the world with - but, are you? 'n just as these trials and hurdles may seem next to impossible when goatseing with some random adult woman until you can pull it off, so, too...

...well, just you nevermind. Suffice to say, as difficult as it is for an adult woman to make it from zero to fornicatrix in working around that first experience with "fuck. too big for hole," well, it just doesn't get any easier when the penis the beligerently sexually determined maiden is attempting to conquer is as big as said maiden herself.

All things are, in fact, quite possible... with mutual love, mutual care, mutual determined resolution, mutual desire, and mutual respect. However, while all things are possible, not all things are desireable - sometimes, even if you both want to, neither of you want to go through with all that shit yet.

Especially since, just because you love each other in a way which transforms both your life and enjoy each other sexually, doesn't mean either of you have decided whether you're really going to be beyond being, well, that good a best friendship, yet. No point in going through all the shit if you're just going to be with other people and hang out occasionally, checking back in once every few years for some amazing monkeysex, y'know? Maybe if it wasn't so much work, but... shit. It's a lot to go through. All things are possible, but not all things are worth that much god-damned frustration, even with someone you will always love.

So...

The next thing one would need to know, is girl-sex. More or less as it is experienced. Why you hetero bois out there never learn any of this shit, I don't know... and why any of you hetero girls don't share this with them, leaving "it bleeds every 28 days go stand in line with a box of tampons and, by the way, please associate this bloody mess and this alone with what I'm going to ask you to put in your mouth in seven days," I don't fucking know. But that's not my business.

Suffice to say, the experience of the most extended form of the concept of cunt can be an amazing thing...

We're... not going to go into the whole thing right now. Not that first process of exploration with the measure of the center strap in your stroller and car seat, so different than your palm when you float naked through your warm bath of amniotic fluid... not the different ways it would present and move as you turned your body, this way and that, how it would be splayed this way when you arched your back pretending to be a cat rolling around on the ground, nor even how one learns how easy it was, to just roll forward from your butt and rock your foot a little when having just climbed a tree. Just casually, rocking, sitting there in the tree talking, with the rest of your friends...

...just like all the rest of your friends were doing. At least when they felt like it. 'n sometimes, sharing a new toy or idea with the rest of your friends... dragging them along for the ride.

"God, those days were so dumb." But they weren't... just sitting around discussing and trying to figure out together the whole of the rest of the world, talking and integrating the collective body of experience without boundaries, at least if the rest of your group of friends were comprised of girls who weren't super mean, which is usually the meaning of having a group of friends, a circle who would live togther and try to work to adress the world with each other, the purpouse of each of the members to care for each of the members, because that's what friends do...

...but, this thread isn't about that, for we have to explore this thing we call a cunt. They're curious things, you know, capable of folding and going through all different shapes and processes...

...as any pedo who has subbed will know - and every pedo is sub, or so the rest of the world would name it, when dealing with loli under three feet tall. Something about babyteeth and whispered secrets just brings out the call to serve, better than any flag in any nation, serving something better than one's self for a greater tomorrow and a brighter universe - well... horsie rides teach us that girlness is an amazingly mutable thing. Subject entirely to the will of the bearer, it can open wide, wide, wide as the sky, wrapping its warm embrace around a surprising lot, seemingly the whole of one, unfurling and unwrapping itself until the entirety of existance is drawn into one big, soft, very, very warm snuggle... and then, when it is wished, it can reverse the process and fade away, until, almost, it is not even there, hidden away from the world in nature's protective container for this sweet, sensitive, and delicate of flowers.

Like a magic toy, it can be whatever its owner wishes, folding into this way and that far greater than the most masterful of origami papers.

So, skipping over half a message, we have these two facts above, and are going to make a fantastic and unexplained jump. It's all about vigorous, hip-pumping lesbian sex, and the middle thigh is the one of interest, because if you pull the skin down, it's got all these... ridges!

The sad thing is, of course... most men are waaay too small to enjoy, unless you're a certain size. So enjoy the only good sex you'll ever have, full of interesting shapes and knobs and folds, and ridges to envelop before the just turn to tiny things which hammer crudely for thirty seconds, squirt, and get done. Enjoy it while you can... because noooo guy is going to be big enough to uphold the middle thigh when you are older.

Now, as every pedo who has followed directions in a horsie ride knows, well... when that warm, luxurious softness - almost exactly like being completely enveloped in what you heteros think boobs feel like, but far, far better - wraps itself around you, comforting your world, enveloping you totally in that floating pillow of softness which is far, far warmer than you could ever imagine, well...

...feminine sexuality is like a kiss from the sweetest of lips, their tiniest little embrace caressing and contracting as the oh-so-pleasant twitch of muscle pulls the vulva splayed... upward, inside of herself, before relaxing once more to slowly flow across wheresoever she has decided to sit.

Now, because of the way those oh-so-important labia majora are wired to fold and unfurl in the intricate engineering system which lends power to the broadest encompassing of the cunts of the physicalities of girlhood... this is... well... a nice solid fucking between the thighs. Just as this thread is about, and hence, 'intracrural.' Rather than intravaginal or intraminorial or whatever - despite the fact that it's still the second one, it's a whole lot different than just poking semiuncomfortably into the bed of tissue which is inside the minora and before the vagina, the ultimate answer to the question of "where, exactly is 'where_i_pee' anyway?"... categorically different indeed.

Wholly intracrural. That warm envelopment of unfolding, so implausible in its mechanics, is after all just the inconcievable and amazing mechanism attached to the thigh, and folding between them.

It's just in its nature. Hardwired into the physicalities of the matter, actually, is intracrural action - though it can only even possibly be the "legs squeezed tightly" of the south african semihomosexual version if she's really, really tiny, a determined girl of a eronautic adventurer small enough that even the babyfuckers start shouting "awwight," and most of the time, well... it's hooking above the hips, riding him like the balance beam or your favorite stuffed animal and doing what you want to do based on what you already know about yourself.

Girls can get downright prehensile with that thing. 'n intracrural sex, as I know of its rumor, is a bunch of warm, moist, tiny massaging kisses at the bottom of the underside of the thing, as she practices with herself. Just like in horsie, but in a different shape.

Would the internets ever host a missive from strange and alien civilizations, speaking wisdom from knowledges more foreign than one would ever know? Is the whole of life a lot wierder than the little parts we see in our own life? The world may never know.

What has been seen, can not have been unseen, and internets have lurked. Now you know much about experience which you may have not, and from these vast and multidisciplinary tl;dr and crap some beings didn't want you to know, your question, as you proposed it, has been answered - with knowledge far from the civilizations of your race.

Spice must flow. Be well, and... now you know.

Unfortunately, you have to be a given size range to actually enjoy the joy of intracrural. Unless, of course, one is a male, and just squeezes them wet chubb thighs together and fucks their un-hole like he's trying to kill something... but that favorite teddy bear or hobbyhorse has to be put away, can never be ridden again, and I'm sorry hon... I didn't create the physics of your adult size. Unless you and your hetero life partner can figure out that big, warm, slippery, ridged toy, the sizes are wrong and you'll never go back and get to play with your favorite toy ever again.

"Can never be ridden again" unless, of course, you dyke out and grab a thigh, of course. That's always fun. 'n just the right size for riding. Despite the rythm, it's an even better size than going horseback riding! :)

But, yes... intracrural is the art of her warmly massaging herself on the tactile exploration of the ridged surface as she damn well wants to. Or, for that matter, horsie play and masturbation during piggyback and shoulder rides... but that can only be called 'intracrural sex' (or more gramatically, intracrural stimulation of one's sex) by one, not both, of the parties.

And now you know the answer to your question. What has been seen, cannot be unseen, and if you are male, try to figure out just how that girl-bit works. Teh moar u noe.

Atlas 03-07-2009 05:44 PM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
i have read all of that ^ ^ ^. All of it.

ComradeAsh 03-08-2009 12:56 AM

Re: Thigh sex?
 
I started reading that, then my eyes sort of glazed over halfway through.


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