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Forum: The Trashcan 05-19-2013, 09:58 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 370
Posted By SBTlauien
Re: Stealing Water From Fountains

I want the water. Overtime I could fill up enough Ziplock bags full of water, to fill a storage locker.
Forum: The Trashcan 05-19-2013, 03:07 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 370
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: Stealing Water From Fountains

May I suggest a sieve, so you can filter all the pennies out of your haul of water and throw them away. Wasted space in the water containment device is wasted money.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 05-03-2013, 12:18 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 779
Posted By LiquidIce
Confused Re: Liveable cities?

What happened to Chengdu?
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-19-2013, 08:16 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 148
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Mad Re: How Koreans make the pop corn

'ken oath. Exactly my problem for so long now with the show and viewer enthusiasm for 'Mythbusters said' logic. Just can't watch it once you get sick of the fact that the only thing that is strictly...
Forum: Visual Arts 05-19-2013, 06:05 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 73
Posted By cellophane
Mandala Drawings

Recently I've fallen in love with drawing geometric shapes. And that obviously progressed into drawing more mandala-like images. I'm not great or anything. I haven't tried my hand at the...
Forum: TV and Movies 05-18-2013, 10:40 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 215
Posted By jheit8
Re: Iron Man 3

OP might be the subtlest spammer we've had in a while.
Forum: Alternative Living 05-16-2013, 06:16 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 172
Posted By Gollum
Re: Trainhopping in New Zealand.

They don't run trains through mordor anymore, unfortunately.
Forum: I'm Gonna Kick Tomorrow 05-15-2013, 08:57 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 458
Posted By THE BULK HULK
Re: Internet addiction

Maybe I know what it feels like, there are days when I try to look up something on the net as usual, but after a while the internet starts sucking you in, and in the end I discover that I spent hours...
Forum: I'm Gonna Kick Tomorrow 05-15-2013, 06:57 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 667
Posted By litefire
Hypno-HAI Re: So has anyone here actually quit drugs since we opened this forum?

I quit a half gram a day IV heroin habit. Never been happier. Fuck yeah :)
If anyone is interested in how I did it (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=271332)
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-15-2013, 01:46 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 264
Posted By I Kill Null Airtime
Re: Website with pics of child labor in the USA

Dude, it's been 2013 for 4 and a half months.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-14-2013, 10:00 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 820
Posted By Derision
Re: Lawl, Unwyred proposed to his shit-ugly girlfriend

I would just like to point out my involvement in that as I harassed Unwyred for over a year.
Forum: This Just In! 05-13-2013, 02:44 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 269
Posted By Gollum
Re: Seoul declines joining U.S.-led missile defense

I don't know man, you're the city destroying expert here.
Forum: What's Good 05-12-2013, 02:00 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 520
Posted By crazzyass
Re: New York fuckin' City

I'll be in Chicago sometime in June or July for business, I'm looking forward to it.

I could see myself living in NYC in my 20's/30's, Chicago middle-aged, and then Boston/Cambridge for my older...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-08-2013, 09:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 309
Posted By mizled
Re: People holding hands while walking

Agreed.

http://echodepiction.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/bush-and-king-abdullah.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-09-2013, 06:30 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 128
Posted By SquattingBear
Lets talk about your farm and fleet stores. SL

So someone was in the traktor supplie co. Today and couldn't help but wonder all the possibilities!

They went into the store with the intentions of obtaining a few syringes, (because let's face...
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-08-2013, 12:36 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 3,667
Posted By Semiazas
Re: My week in Chicago, with PrivacyCunt

To answer some questions:

1. Neither her or pedo bf work. He lives with his parents, and her apartment is paid for by her mother.

2. I don't believe she ever had my car. It was right where I...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-07-2013, 10:05 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,178
Posted By JeffreyH
Lightbulb Re: Asshole scientists have the best nootropic/anti-aging drug ever and aren't sharin

Death itself is an evolutionary tool. As far as nature goes, there is no death, only change. Try to define death anyway. Don't you die every time you go to bed? What if you got into an accident that...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-07-2013, 04:20 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

http://thumbs.myopera.com/sz/colx/drlaunch/albums/37656/no-wai001.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 10:30 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

my only regret is that i'm shit outta thx again.


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Forum: Alternative Living 05-06-2013, 10:38 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 622
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: So I Have Decided It Is Time To Live In A Tent

If youre gonna be homeless why the fuck do you care if your clothes arent ironed?

To be honest i dont think youre cut out for tent living if youre trying to watch tv/videogames and unwrinkled...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 12:20 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

when i have 15 more thanks ill have 15 more than i do now
Forum: There's a Pyro in All of Us 04-29-2013, 02:18 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,308
Posted By Ironclad
Re: Shitty Boston Marathon Bomb

This isn't related to the thread necessarily, but it made me lol.

http://i.freeih.com/c76b0ad157758afbf3b4227ebae7d029.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-05-2013, 06:09 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By jerome
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

what is your avatar of? looks interesting.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 12:01 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 497
Posted By is all mememememe with me
15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

thx 4 teh thx gaiz


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Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 05-01-2013, 06:21 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,135
Posted By Psych
Re: Welding things to train tracks

If you're serious just steal one of these bitches;

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2467837785_33c74173da.jpg

The train yards already make train derailers for in case of emergencies. That...
Forum: Outdoor Living 04-28-2013, 08:49 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,339
Posted By PsychoDelic
Re: New survival bag

my survival bag contains a bottle of nighttrain wine, a hiphop mixtape, 5 adderal, 15 xanax bars, a shard of meth, and a fleshlight.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 04-30-2013, 11:35 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 801
Posted By paulbras
My new GF and I

met this beast yesterday afternoon........ 21 large and in charge.

gotta go to work so no time for details. let this be the start of the ugliest girls we bang thread.
...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-29-2013, 02:37 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 192
Posted By HampTheToker
State of The Toker address

TL/DR in spoiler tags at the bottom.

As many of you may have noticed, my posting has devolved considerably over the past couple months. Their are several things that have contributed to this...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-27-2013, 03:26 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 238
Posted By Tokerface
Re: I'm leaving

Thank God, the sooner this annoying spastic leaves, the better.

Can you believe this, I got him unbanned TWICE and he showed zero gratitude. I made threads speaking out against his bans and they...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-25-2013, 06:33 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 355
Posted By Cigreting
Mad Unban dummp truck backing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mod or mods must unban dummp truck backing up.

dummp truck backing up for president:yuno:
Forum: Visual Arts 04-20-2013, 03:46 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 459
Posted By CountBlah
Re: 5 thanks to whoever makes my avatar transparent

http://i.imgur.com/pgbMRjf.png
Forum: I need to find it on the internet 03-07-2013, 03:23 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,739
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Giant lips blowjob

OWWW!!
Fish have teeth. One time I caught a huge ass catfish and killed it and brought it home and wanted to mouthfuck it before filleting it. But as soon as I opened it's mouth I noticed a bunch...
Forum: This Just In! 04-22-2013, 08:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 377
Posted By Nomad pulling anchors
Re: Texas Judge arrested for tampering with evidence in a murder trial when he was DA

Two things have come out of this, one good, one bad.

Last week, the Texas Senate approved a bill which would require Texas prosecutors to share their case files, minus info which could put...
Forum: Paranormal 04-12-2013, 03:45 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 5,489
Posted By nshanin
Re: Lol how the fuck do people believe in anything paranormal.

Exactly...

"Since there is no objective scientific way to identify an extraordinary claim it is based on personal belief rather than scientific facts. Ultimately, it is hypocritical for a skeptic...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-21-2013, 05:40 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 395
Posted By CountBlah
Re: What would be some in demand career ideas?

Condom refurbisher
Forum: This Just In! 04-21-2013, 01:06 AM
Replies: 364
Views: 5,478
Posted By arleybob
Re: War zone in Watertown, ma

now that everybody's accepted this is the man who did it and it was no false flag, i'm kind of disappointed

thank this post if you agree
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-20-2013, 08:26 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 935
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: obligatory 4/20 day thread

Probably get high off cough medicine and jerk off like every other day of my pathetic life.
Forum: This Just In! 04-19-2013, 05:58 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 342
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: ALERT: Communist Terrorist (CT) cells activating?

Lies. Such an act would require you to leave your house.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 04-19-2013, 12:01 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 679
Posted By PsychoDelic
serious zoklet rape guide version 2.0

alright guise, this is a serious thread.

the title might be a bit hilarious, but i just got signed to rawkus records, and im getting ready to let my raep into the wind.

anyways, i hope this...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-18-2013, 03:49 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 632
Posted By Cooldarkknick
Re: Black walmart greeter gives bam

He's married and has three kids that are grown up and have left the house. He retired but got bored doing nothing and started working there a few years ago. He's chill as fuck.

I know this...
Forum: What's Good 04-16-2013, 08:25 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,334
Posted By bling bling
Re: The explosion in Boston is good

ur post made me cry :'''''''''((

liKE this psot if u pray 4 bosten
Forum: Der Politik 04-15-2013, 10:35 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 696
Posted By Godfrey
Re: BOSTON. WTF???

Those explosions had the tell-tail signs of an LP sting gone wrong. I bet you anything some shit head kid was trying to steal a new XBox 360 game from the wrong store. When I was an LP officer, we...
Forum: This Just In! 04-15-2013, 11:05 PM
Replies: 623
Views: 13,576
Posted By Malice
Re: Explosion at finish line - Boston Marathon

>http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1337/75/1337757026635.jpgGeez, when they said the last mile was a killer, they weren't kidding.

>It was the Boston Tea n' Tea Party.

>Hopefully...
Forum: This Just In! 04-08-2013, 12:49 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,061
Posted By rabbhimself
Re: Thatcher Is Dead

Thatchers been in Hell 20 mins and already shut 3 furnaces.
Forum: Der Politik 04-07-2013, 10:15 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,402
Posted By Godzilla
Re: This whole recent North Korea shenanigins

I like this guy's example of what NK represents:

http://exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=8239&IBLOCK_ID=35


I'm not freaking out yet, because it's very likely that North Korea will do...
Forum: Paranormal 04-03-2013, 09:33 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 5,489
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: Lol how the fuck do people believe in anything paranormal.

I don't believe anything is paranormal, I just believe the crazy shit people see and attribute to "paranormal activity" is just stuff that hasn't yet been explained by science.

Like this video,...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-07-2013, 04:17 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 617
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: The Rascal King, you are one of us.

The above post should not be taken seriously as it was written by a new zealander, the lowest form of white man since the common jew.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 04-06-2013, 09:14 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 591
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: The pic that best sums up human existence

http://i.imgur.com/o71oz1x.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 04-06-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 591
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: The pic that best sums up human existence

Interesting shirt...

"Just a game"
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-06-2013, 02:19 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 186
Posted By Blunderstar
Be advised that insults are projection announced.

Schplew keeps replying to my threads saying that I'm trying to attention whore being a sociopath or something.

Is this the most blatant case of projecting ever? :confused:

God, EVERY fucking...
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