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Forum: The Trashcan 10-29-2011, 05:18 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,500
Posted By Daily
Re: One last shot. I need your help guys.

Don't text her, when she texts, don't text back, EVER, END OF FUCKING STORY!!!
Forum: I need to find it on the internet 11-06-2011, 01:30 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,390
Posted By The Duke
Re: Who is this girl?

Some fatass.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-20-2011, 05:10 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,008
Posted By :Evo:
Frown Re: Chicks!

I honestly came into this thread expecting what i saw : |
Forum: Fragyard 06-21-2011, 04:54 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 5,785
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: First video game character you found sexually attractive

probably lara croft from tomb raider 1
Forum: Der Politik 06-26-2011, 04:03 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 680
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: What will come first: Civil War II or WW III?

the USA has the biggest oil shale deposit in the world. If WW3 does happen it probably won't be america who starts it
Forum: The Trashcan 06-21-2011, 07:11 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,646
Posted By bleh
Re: i like my coffee like i like my women

Gone in the morning.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-20-2011, 12:29 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 5,043
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
Re: Who has an actual job?

modelo :thumbsup:
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-20-2011, 12:02 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 5,043
Posted By Vizier
Re: Who has an actual job?

I sell propane and propane accessories.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-19-2011, 04:31 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 934
Posted By Nolte
Re: Ever had your parents set you up?

I'd rather be alone than let my mom pick a girl for me.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-27-2011, 11:04 PM
Replies: 475
Views: 11,907
Posted By :Evo:
Exclamation Re: Shield Japan - Mind Experiment

no.

fucking idiot.

damn :facepalm:
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-27-2011, 05:30 AM
Replies: 475
Views: 11,907
Posted By The Greek
Re: Shield Japan - Mind Experiment

^I'm not reading that pile of shit
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-27-2011, 05:20 AM
Replies: 475
Views: 11,907
Posted By ilovechronic
Re: Shield Japan - Mind Experiment

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2633/3876677092_29d09f39da.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-27-2011, 04:52 AM
Replies: 475
Views: 11,907
Posted By The Greek
Re: Shield Japan - Mind Experiment

hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaha

Ima try to think about it blowing up, and my powers should not be trifled with.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-20-2011, 08:42 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 16,370
Posted By Daily
Re: Expelling poop during sex

i fucking lol'd
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-18-2011, 08:24 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 4,438
Posted By zuperxtreme
Re: Homegirl sucks dick like a champ but won't put out.

Raise her blood-alcohol levels.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-16-2011, 09:37 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,744
Posted By nuclearrabbit
Grin Re: Nuclear Fall Out Map

I'm in Germany, bitches!
Forum: This Just In! 03-08-2011, 11:18 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,610
Posted By The Phreak
Re: 13 adults and 5 teens rape a 11 y/o

No.

http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu131/KevlarPaperclip/double-facepalm.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 03-08-2011, 11:04 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,610
Posted By Snoopy
Re: 13 adults and 5 teens rape a 11 y/o

So what do these people get together in the morning go on a shock site and then go like: damn how the fuck can we top off this kind of god awful shit that's going on oh wait guize I got it let's get...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-09-2011, 05:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,065
Posted By Lollygagger
Re: Woot woot, fresh pussy incoming

How do you know its fresh?
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-26-2011, 07:17 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,051
Posted By ObsidianZ
Exclamation Re: Stealing/melting gold jewelry

Good luck selling your shady chunks of crappy gold.


*ObZ
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-15-2009, 01:18 AM
Replies: 237
Views: 12,490
Posted By skinny love
Re: What's the SICKEST thing you've done sexually.

my tongue is never touching an asshole, no matter how hot she is.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-15-2011, 01:21 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,419
Posted By reject
Re: mother fucking cigarettes

Menthols are awesome on mdma.

But cigarettes are awesome. If I had an option of either only smoking tobacco for the rest of my life, or weed, I'd choose tobacco everytime.

Unless you smoke,...
Forum: This Just In! 02-16-2011, 09:52 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,341
Posted By da teacha
Re: Teen attempts to kill then cremate dead mother over Playstation

It could well be after that flawless 20 hit combo he pulled.
Forum: This Just In! 02-18-2011, 12:10 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,134
Posted By Yurpen
Re: Massive Solar Flare Headed for Earth

I withdrawed all my money from my bank to buy a pack of smokes, does that count?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-16-2011, 08:13 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,660
Posted By yawanur
Grin Re: New Smoking Utensil (Suggestions?)

wait... like do work?
Forum: This Just In! 02-14-2011, 06:46 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 3,406
Posted By Bale
Re: Spain bans public smoking.

If you're going to troll this hard atleast spell-check. But I guess grammar dosn't matter with a superficial argument such as this.

Where do I even begin? I mean your post practically speaks for...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-16-2011, 07:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 685
Posted By Spacecase
Re: Check THIS shit out.

OMFG MAN STFU THATS NOT RIGHT




...There's no shit in there you liar!
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 02-11-2011, 04:25 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,466
Posted By Vizier
Re: Where do you see yourself in five years?

As a nomad scavenging the wastelands of north america after the economic collapse.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-19-2010, 09:11 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,990
Posted By JoePedo
Re: Removing the smell off my fingers.

When I saw the thread title in hot topics, I was totally hoping it was in LLR...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-08-2011, 03:45 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,092
Posted By Dread_Lord
Re: Bird with a Knife Kills Calif Man

You gotta be a dumb mother fucker to get killed by a chicken.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-08-2011, 02:54 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 3,140
Posted By Duelist
Re: Do hotter girls tend to be less interesting?

I'm sorry but this just isn't correct. First of all, television and movies dictate to you directly, there is only one form and it is being beamed directly into your cranium. There is so much baggage...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-08-2011, 03:10 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 3,140
Posted By Nolte
Re: Do hotter girls tend to be less interesting?

As much as I hate to generalize, the rare ones who I actually have fun and/or mentally stimulating conversations with happen to be girls who alot of (not all) guys would probably rate as average to...
Forum: This Just In! 01-23-2011, 07:43 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 3,406
Posted By Dionysus
Re: Spain bans public smoking.

Bogart must be spinning in his grave. When did the world get taken over by a bunch of pussies?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2011, 10:50 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 6,824
Posted By Trix Are For Kids
Re: ''Accidentally'' puting it in the wrong hole.

This. When in doubt, fuck her in the ass.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2011, 10:30 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 6,824
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Re: ''Accidentally'' puting it in the wrong hole.

I believe the correct term for this is surprise buttsecks.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-05-2011, 02:58 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,398
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: So I met some girl on the internet...

If you hit it off: run away to the south of France and spend all your nights without pants and all your days drinking wine, eating cheese and planning the night's flat dance.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-05-2011, 08:07 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,398
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: So I met some girl on the internet...

Just meet up with her. You'll always kick yourself in the ass if you dont.

I'll start the pool off now. I've got $40 on her being mentally unstable and controlling.
I've also got $20 on her...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-01-2011, 12:48 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,426
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: The Guide to Scamming Government Benefits

Stop stereotyping, most government benefit fraud convictions are actually of Hispanics. Also, who gives a fuck? Free money is free money.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 01-27-2011, 04:06 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,566
Posted By Ebola
Re: The martial arts compendium thread

Here is a video of some hapkido. Though its display its fun :)

0yZihj8Fi98
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2011, 08:35 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,521
Posted By Pooka
Re: Best feature physically on a girl

This
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2011, 02:51 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,521
Posted By GreatestGatsby4
Re: Best feature physically on a girl

Damn nigga, how you gonna make a brother choose between waffles and fried chicken?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2011, 04:34 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,250
Posted By Agent 008
Lightbulb Re: Signs that the end is near

I thought this thread would be about global economic collapse.
Forum: TV and Movies 01-25-2011, 08:32 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,464
Posted By Greyusurper
Re: How would you feel about a 4th Matrix movie?

The first Matrix was great, it wasn't original in the fact that a lot of it came from Ghost in the Shell, but it was the first live example of it being pulled off so spectacularly! However, the...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 01-25-2011, 11:13 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,566
Posted By crackhead
Re: The martial arts compendium thread

bjj= cheap knock off of judo
Forum: Weapons and Combat 01-10-2011, 11:21 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,566
Posted By crackhead
Re: The martial arts compendium thread

And then along came Anderson Silva and Cung Li...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-26-2009, 04:12 AM
Replies: 259
Views: 14,371
Posted By reallystupidstuff
Re: 9. things That Girls do that indicate they want your Dick

You are a lousy excuse for a female :mad:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-26-2009, 04:06 AM
Replies: 259
Views: 14,371
Posted By azalie
Re: 9. things That Girls do that indicate they want your Dick

9 real indications:

1. When they're drunk as fuck and can blame being a slut on the alcohol later.
2. When other girls are around and everyone's paying attention to you.
3. When she plays with...
Forum: Fragyard 01-08-2011, 02:04 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,691
Posted By Lanny
Re: All time top 5 list of best games (official)

Fuck you, FFVII was the shit.
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-21-2009, 03:52 PM
Replies: 1,059
Views: 98,864
Posted By Miluardo
Re: Carhopping/Carshopping Tips & Techniques (Actually Useful)

I didn't read any of that but I'm sure it can be summed up into:

if the car's open and noone is looking.. you can steal the shit inside. You're best chances of finding open cars are OLD cars that...
Forum: Fragyard 07-18-2010, 05:25 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 4,349
Posted By Iskalla
Re: Say you were stuck in an in-game world...

I'd be a revolutionary that unites all the slums in Midgar, overthrowing Shinra and then distributing their wealth amongst the communities.
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