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Forum: Religion and Spirituality 06-10-2013, 10:20 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 911
Posted By Dionysus
Re: American Atheists Unveil Public Monument in Florida

People who proclaim to belong to any kind of atheist movement piss me off. It is a short step off becoming another Scientology or, dare I say it, church. If people want to form humanist...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-29-2013, 10:06 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,540
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: So I found out why African children are starving to death...

How original of you. No one ever came in in the middle of an argument to call Malice a cat fucker before. With a wit like that I can see how you earned 5000 thanks.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-08-2013, 12:05 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 283
Posted By moron
Re: Spain builds submarine 70 tons too heavy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Side_by_side_penis.JPG
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-27-2013, 06:58 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 4,198
Posted By p6867
Re: I went on a date with the infamous pizzaman

i'm trying not to judge people based on status symbols and such as much anymore, but taking your date to wendy's sends a pretty clear message that you're classless and broke.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 12-31-2012, 03:20 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 745
Posted By Built To Last
Re: why do I constantly feel guilty about everything?

You're just a product of the 21st century. Guilt is the new form of discipline. Whereas, in the past if you did something wrong your Dad might spank you with a reed and be done with the whole thing....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-22-2013, 07:57 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,002
Posted By Rust
Re: Being an ugly woman is terrible.

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/6/6e/Copy-Pasta.jpg


http://dragonscanbedefeated.tumblr.com/
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-19-2013, 07:01 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 470
Posted By Dog
Re: a Holocaust of Babies, part 2

Most liberals (i.e. the "average" everyday ones who aren't consciously evil) don't support abortion on any logical or rational basis. They support it because they have a conformist personality, and...
Forum: Alternative Living 05-15-2013, 03:48 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 927
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: Living in a forest while attending university - things to consider?

no no no no no you do not want a bivouac sack to sleep in for an extended period. you literally have no room to move, nor room to put your stuff in. that would fucking be miserable to live in for...
Forum: Alternative Living 05-15-2013, 03:33 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 927
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: Living in a forest while attending university - things to consider?

of course there will be bathrooms. you can always just shit in the woods anyway.

make sure you get a good tent. even though it will rarely be freezing, that still sucks.

34 degrees and rain...
Forum: This Just In! 05-07-2013, 08:58 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,918
Posted By JohnValsamis
Re: Three kidnapped women, missing for a decade, found alive

Yes he does and he takes them to McDonalds afterwards.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-03-2013, 11:57 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 964
Posted By Esponda13
Re: I Drink A lot :/

Sorry I am not as hard as your bro and don't drink as much as you bro...


Most normal people don't drink a 6 pack every other day...

Doctors say moderate drinking for a man is 2 alcoholic...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-29-2013, 06:38 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 841
Posted By bumble
Re: Women who were raped/abused

Considering how fucked up most of zoklet users are, you're lucky to find a girlfriend at all. I mean, most of you are chronic drug abusers and it'd be actually very hard for you to find ANY girl...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-29-2013, 09:29 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,320
Re: Libertarians Are the Most Intelligent Group of All

because liberals are the only ones faggy enough to become teachers in the first place. they love it, they get to hang with the young, idealistic dreamers all day and talk nonsense and pretend that...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-02-2013, 04:23 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 733
Posted By JC Denton
Re: Best drugs with weight loss side effects

Why the fuck do you want to shed more weight? You're already below the healthy body fat %.

If you're not a complete idiot, skip the amps and just get some diurhetics to purge water weight and get...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-24-2011, 05:04 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,979
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: Somalia - A Libertarian Paradise!

Niggers (negroids) are from sub-Saharan Africa, which is located on the western side of the continent. Negroids are a race of people with large lips, flat noses, no brow-ridge and a protruding mouth...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-23-2013, 10:18 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 669
Posted By Cookiemonster
What constitutes a mature way of handling a breakup?

I've noticed that I tend to play out some variation of this uber-dramatic movie-like breakup where the guy that walks away in the rain, the undertone being that the two lovers will never see each...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-24-2013, 01:37 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,796
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Libertarian vs. Socialist Intelligence

has tacho ever actually argued a point or has he always just let his whip-massa cory say semi intelligent shit and then thank him, hoping we might associate his name in that bottom bar with the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-21-2013, 06:37 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,041
Posted By Tokerface
Re: You must fight an unending battle against your girlfriend's unholy urge to get fa

Not really.

I don't know why most people's preconceived notions of vegetarians/vegans are that they're pretentious, self righteous douchebags. You eat meat, why let it bother you? Their personal...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-20-2013, 07:19 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 276
Posted By panthrax
Re: How long does Tramadol ER take to kick in?

30-45 minutes, but Tramadol is very weak as it is so I am not very surprised you haven't felt anything. 200-400mg is about what range people take in order to get high off it. Any higher than that you...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-17-2013, 01:47 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 632
Posted By Mirana
Re: about gay couples having kids.

For a long time I thought it was super weird, how can a kid be raised in a house where two dudes are drinking each other's cum?

But whatever cause you know it's way worse then kids being raised by...
Forum: The Trashcan 04-15-2013, 10:16 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 449
Posted By Malice
Re: Leaving Poisoned Drinks On The Border

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2016513,00.html

This is a great idea.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-14-2013, 03:04 AM
Replies: 255
Views: 4,484
Posted By Ironclad
Re: What if your daughter was pregnant by a nigger?

http://www.mediaite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/unfair-1.jpg

(Un-Fair Campaign, dumbest thing I've ever seen)

http://i.freeih.com/cae804730ccc325e6963d7e86265c337.jpg
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-12-2013, 12:11 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,600
Posted By Larcenous
Re: Don't waste your time running long distances.

Also, I laughed when re-reading your post. It's like you think you're telling everyone some breaking news, do you think nobody here has heard of HIIT before you came along and blessed us with your...
Forum: Alternative Living 04-11-2013, 05:03 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,063
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: Has anybody ever quit soap?

I used to eat 6 bars a day until I quit cold turkey. Last night I relapsed and ate all the urinal cakes from a bathroom.
Forum: The Trashcan 04-08-2013, 01:49 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 170
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Fighting Rabbitweed: an open invitation

When you guys meet up you should start sucking his dick. That will really fuck his head up.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-08-2013, 11:57 AM
Replies: 304
Views: 4,602
Posted By Dionysus
Re: Fighting Tokerface: An open invitation.

That video was pretty lullzy, if only because he did a pretty good impersonation of an upper class Australian accent.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-08-2013, 07:56 AM
Replies: 304
Views: 4,602
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: Fighting Tokerface: An open invitation.

No Fight - YouTube

check please
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-27-2013, 08:11 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 7,526
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: Differences Between Genetic Populations (races)

That's not the way it works. You breed from elephants with a quiet disposition, and don't breed from those with a wild disposition, ie those who kill people. In a couple of generations you have...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-04-2013, 04:16 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 333
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: This post literally made me angry.

To be fair making a post with nothing more than A's and H's isn't really contributing anything... Rqbbitweed was just pointing out how useless it really was for you to even post it
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-26-2013, 07:37 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 978
Posted By p6867
Re: If Only We Could Talk About Abusing Women Like We Do Abusing Cats

Whenever someone uses the term rape culture i just stop listening to what they have to say.
Forum: The Trashcan 03-25-2013, 02:22 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 285
Posted By upinsmoke
You can just suck my dick

I gooled "suck my dick"

I got this

suck my dick (http://barbarisms.wordpress.com/2010/08/04/suck-my-dick/)

A video about a girl that tells people to suck her dick? Lol what?
Forum: This Just In! 03-26-2013, 03:16 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 318
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: Three Marines Dead in Shooting at Virginia Base

Live by the sword die by the sword.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-23-2013, 04:45 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,522
Posted By water bottle
Re: Going with a fat girl shouldn't count as having a gf

Why do people say this? If you're overweight, you're fat. They are synonyms, not degrees of obesity. Granted you may look like this:
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-21-2013, 10:40 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 910
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Not feeling emotional attachment?

You're just not into him dude. It seems weird that I'm telling you that you're not interested, since you know yourself better than anyone else, however you don't seem to realize that you are not into...
Forum: This Just In! 03-20-2013, 03:51 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 814
Posted By Spike12
Re: Obama pledges allegiance...

Nigger before you give your thoughts in anything, think about it, then close the browser.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 03-20-2013, 08:04 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,112
Posted By Proots
Re: Going to a bible study in a hick town tonight

Why don't you just chill out, go and forget about it? Is it really necessary to try and appear edgy?
Forum: Visual Arts 03-20-2013, 04:03 AM
Replies: 423
Views: 16,699
Posted By Vizier
Re: Vizier's drawings of Zoklet users gallery

http://i.imgur.com/qG8wxgS.png

rabbitweed
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 03-19-2013, 01:38 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,400
Posted By reggie_love
Re: Look at this and tell me that there's a God.

2006, eh?

There is a God, and he's OLD
Forum: So Last Summer 03-16-2013, 04:02 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,985
Posted By Gabriel Gray
Talking I bought a fedora

Inspired by a zoklet member... I also bought some aviator sun glasses! Woohoo. I'll post pics eventually. Anybody else own these two items?!!
Forum: So Last Summer 03-16-2013, 08:38 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,985
Posted By Malice
Re: I bought a fedora

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=3918813&postcount=41



http://th04.deviantart.net/fs30/200H/i/2008/051/e/4/L_is_not_for_Loser_by_Mikirou.jpg
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-16-2013, 06:11 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,145
Posted By Beam_Me_Up_Scotty
Re: The Military Is No Place For a White Man

If I recall correctly(and I do know more about this than you), he purposely took coastal routes in shallow water because his ships were incapable of handling rough ocean waters. He never crossed an...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-16-2013, 02:23 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,145
Posted By Beam_Me_Up_Scotty
Re: The Military Is No Place For a White Man

Turkic people(Mongols) and other middle easterners are more closely related to certain Europeans than other Europeans are. For instance, there is more genetic distance between Finns and Italians than...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-17-2013, 04:43 AM
Replies: 258
Views: 8,310
Posted By Ordinator
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 03-11-2013, 04:35 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 359
Posted By Communicate
Re: Thinking about training UFC

Fuck training UFC, it's so mainstream.

You should train PRIDE instead for brutal head stomping or WEC for greater speed. Personally, I train WWF and am most dangerous while seemingly just sitting...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 03-11-2013, 09:25 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 359
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Thinking about training UFC

Do you own any Tapout shirts? You'll need those.
Forum: Alternative Living 03-12-2013, 02:57 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,207
Re: Living on Welfare your whole life

well if the greedy fat fucks that run the country, and coincidentally most of the big companies as well, would lower the working week from 37 1/2 hours to say 32 1/2 hours then the amount of work...
Forum: What's Good 03-11-2013, 06:52 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 620
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Drinking milk straight from the jug/carton

^ Put your number in my phone.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-08-2013, 06:32 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 779
Posted By bumble
Re: Three's a crowd - how do you deal with this?

...Uh, set up an actual date with her. Don't invite him. Or... have a double date...
Forum: Viva La Sports 03-04-2013, 02:50 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,837
Posted By p6867
Re: HAHAHAHAHA After All the Hype, First Woman to Try Out in NFL Combine is Hilarious

This is true and why sports are dominated by women from the 3rd world.
Forum: This Just In! 03-04-2013, 03:09 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,498
Re: N.Y. Mayor bans 2-liter sodas with pizza delivery

so?? ..i get free money, you don't. nana nana nah :p


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