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Forum: Generally Speaking 02-08-2012, 04:08 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,135
Posted By Infrared
Stuff I found in people's pockets at the cleaners

My first job was at a dry cleaner. I was just a counter-bitch/clothes hanger/tagger/et cetera. The pay was shit, the husband and wife that owned the place were micromanagers (I gotta say that...
Forum: What's Good 10-17-2011, 08:42 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,102
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Happy birthdays are good

I turned 64 last week, and it was one of my happiest--and busiest--b-days ever. (and have been too busy to post about it till now)

First I zoom thirty miles or so to Palmer DMV to get my drivers...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 09-09-2011, 05:45 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,204
Posted By p6867
Re: Banned

So, you intentionally spammed a bunch of off topic posts and contentless posts in W&C, yet somehow get your ban reversed and then you complain he is abusing his powers for banning you when you were...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-30-2011, 10:42 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,274
Posted By mr.blunt
Re: Nobody likes a retard....

franklin can count by twos and tie his shoes
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-21-2011, 01:56 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 812
Posted By mr.blunt
Re: socrates is a canadian and cant be trusted

O CANADA!
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE
IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND
CAR TON BRAS SAIT PORTER L'ÉPÉE
TON HISTOIRE EST UN ÉPOPÉE
DES PLUS BRILLIANTS EXPLOITS
GOD KEEP OUR LAND GLORIOUS...
Forum: DIY 08-25-2011, 08:27 AM
Replies: 31
Project Log: Shock box
Views: 2,586
Posted By Spatula Tzar
Re: Shock box

And now, the exciting conclusion!

The demonstration has passed, and there were no major injuries. Well, someone burned their arm on a fireball, but they were being careless, and frankly had it...
Forum: This Just In! 08-15-2011, 08:06 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 6,821
Posted By Figure-8
Police tries to shoot dog. Dog owner shoots cop dead.

Was he justified to shoot?

Was he justified to be on the property? What are your thoughts?
...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-08-2011, 01:11 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,660
Posted By 007GoldenShower
Re: Tell me your favorite CHOCOLATE BAR

http://www.crackedkettle.com/store/images/lindt%2070.jpg
Forum: What's Good 08-05-2011, 07:07 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 911
Posted By ObsidianZ
Exclamation Re: I found a shag carpet in a dumpster.

Make sure your 20 cats don't pee on it.


*ObZ
Forum: What's Good 04-20-2011, 09:44 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 7,590
Posted By LucidInTheSkyWithDemons
Re: What's good? Cheesy Jokes.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 04-11-2011, 02:56 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,747
Posted By 1983
Re: Best spud gun

http://smith-wessonforum.com/attachments/smith-wesson-m-p-15-22/34892d1294935195-whats-most-reasonably-priced-meanest-looking-muzzle-device-potato_silencer.jpg

:D

Al
Forum: This Just In! 03-11-2011, 06:37 AM
Replies: 453
Views: 19,126
Posted By LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
Re: Japan just got bukakkied

Oh wow, true that.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 03-06-2011, 03:58 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,878
Posted By T.K. Baha
Re: What to do if you get sick from eating too much grease?

ITS TAPE!!!
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 03-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,337
Posted By lethargic
Cool Re: Why do cats knead you like dough?

This. I've also been told that it's because they're checking your body for structural weaknesses.
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 03-04-2011, 06:18 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,337
Posted By 47 47 47
Re: Why do cats knead you like dough?

Softening your meat for when they finally decide to eat you. Im pretty sure the bites I get every day from my cat are just him tasting me, waiting for the right time.
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-12-2010, 07:26 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,232
Posted By Drox
Judge Judy in half speed

http://www.wimp.com/judgejudy/



Perfect for stoners.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-12-2011, 02:48 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,607
Posted By Mudokon Farmer
Re: Should mksnowboarder be replaced with Rizzo?

1) Remod Rizzo
2) Keep mike
3) Ban IWD
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-23-2010, 11:26 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,903
Posted By Satyr
Re: Hey armsmerchant

What's everbody's problem with Greyfox? The dude's chill. Ain't got no problem with him.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-23-2010, 11:01 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,903
Posted By OmmEGGA
Re: Hey armsmerchant

Hey fag, why don't you shut your ugly, pimple face yap?

We all know fox is old and not so cool but you need to get some fucking respect. Calling his wife a whore is little bit over the line. Go...
Forum: What's Good 12-07-2010, 03:54 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,822
Posted By Bleeding Kansas
Re: Shit you've survived thru

are you sure it wasn't your uncle?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-04-2010, 10:21 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,828
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: More Evidence of Zok's Extreme Butt Hurt

Really, though. What/who does it hurt? Sure, it shows how far removed Zok is from the actual goings-on around here, but I say let him do that for the community if he wants to. He didn't do it with an...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 11-14-2010, 03:17 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,467
Posted By Bleeding Kansas
Re: The NEW and IMPROVED zip gun

You need more posts. YOU BETTER THANK ME FOR THIS WHEN YOU CAN!
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 09-01-2010, 11:41 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 965
Posted By Struwwelpeter
tired of summer

fuck i am ready for this shit to be over, i fucking hate it. and please, don't pretend last weekend was the last weekend of the summer. it was not. summer will be over when this gay ass poisonous...
Forum: Outdoor Living 08-28-2010, 01:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,339
Posted By The Flux Capacitard
Just spent a year living rough.

nullvoid
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-16-2010, 11:33 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,202
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: Little sister's unwanted advances...

There is only one question to ask here. When she does these things, does it make your dick hard?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-04-2010, 06:27 AM
Replies: 178
Views: 9,889
Posted By The Greek
Re: Who can honestly say they have never looked at child porn.

Stop! I'm the internet police. We have backtraced all of you. If you continue on this course of events the consequences shall never be the same!!
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-18-2010, 12:13 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,246
Posted By ReclaimPublicSpace
Re: Catastrophic video of millions of dead shellfish washing ashore daily in Pakistan

Dude, quit hogging all the spotlight. You're being very SHELLFISH.

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/kabuto.gif
Forum: Completed 06-15-2010, 05:04 AM
Replies: 236
Views: 8,197
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: Avatars for everybody!

Horrible idea.

You need to earn your avatar.


Maybe if someone goes for 2000 posts or something, they are given the ability to have an avatar.

But this nonsense about handing one out to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-15-2010, 07:09 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 7,995
Posted By 0x29A
Re: Bai Gaiz

come on guys lets give her a 21 fap salute

*jizzes on silverfucks face and rubs it in so she'll continue having silky soft skin in the future*
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-18-2010, 09:44 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 624
Posted By 0x29A
Re: Japanese invent a bra that you grow rice in.

can I shove some eggs up your pussy if you like them so much?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-18-2010, 05:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 607
Posted By 0x29A
Re: My Enlightening Experience

haha try reading this when youre high its hillarious
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2010, 06:49 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,000
Posted By 0x29A
Rant fbi sucks dick

fbi sucks dick
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-20-2010, 01:59 AM
Replies: 1,118
Views: 39,743
Posted By Kinkou
Thumbs Up Re: The Rate Me Thread (T.R.M.T) 2010

i just did, feel free to redeem yourself for a higher rating upon delivery of your tits, with "i'm kinkou's bitch" written across them.

you could draw a little heart too.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-10-2010, 05:57 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,614
Posted By Paragon
Re: Woman of zoklet, how much would you sell your poon for?

Who is the 'Woman of Zoklet'? I thought there were multiple women. Is there one who has risen above the rest? Do you think she'll post here? I'm really curious now.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-17-2010, 04:26 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,560
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Facepalm

:facepalm: + :picard:=

http://i47.tinypic.com/242sggm.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-22-2009, 10:41 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 819
Posted By Virus
Re: Breaching a door

What the fuck is this shit? You do realize that black powder is a low explosive and you aren't going to compress it enough to do any real damage without a sizable charge. I hope you do realize that...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-10-2009, 02:02 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,326
Posted By LSA King
Re: Brutal car crash aftermath

Yep, begging just guarantees you no thanks. Perhaps on your next good thread too, who knows. Not like I was going to thank you before since its nothing I haven't seen before anyways, but you might...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-10-2009, 01:49 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,454
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Grin Re: Black Guy Waives Trial For KFC.

The Toothlessjoe Times.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-26-2009, 09:23 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 659
Posted By Dfg
Frown 11000 Post Thread

I just reached 11,000 [or I might reach it anytime soon]

So, without even trying I got 11 fucking thousand posts.


WTF is wrong with me. :(
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-05-2009, 11:42 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,551
Posted By Euda
Re: Images should not be allowed in signatures

http://zoklet.net/bbs/profile.php?do=editoptions

If it's bugging you, or if it's not, then uncheck the Signatures box in Thread Display Options. While you're there, you can get rid of avatars too....
Forum: News 11-30-2009, 06:23 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 3,673
Posted By Zok
Just a heads up

Ok, I know I've been gone a LOT lately. I've been replying to as many of you via PM as possible (I know I still owe a few of you replies). I still check the site on a daily basis - even though I...
Forum: Mission Support 11-13-2009, 11:42 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,587
Posted By Dfg
Re: Testimonial of a Suicide Bomber (Interesting Read)

Ground fucking reality. Fuck Taliban's they are sons of whores. These bastards are the real infidels.

Salute to the kid.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-04-2009, 03:08 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,083
Posted By Dfg
Frown Re: lol GREYFOX COMMIC by rainycity

I don't know. Perhaps I like helping people.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-29-2009, 06:17 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,250
Posted By Mantikore
Re: 8 year old breastfeeding

I was expecting to see an 8 year old giving milk.

I am disappointed
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 10-20-2009, 03:51 AM
Replies: 193
Views: 8,133
Posted By PROJECT PAT
Re: Cow's milk has no place in a human diet

:facepalm:
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-10-2009, 09:40 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,748
Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier
Confused Re: Fun shit to do on Halloween?

started making trouble in the neighborhood?
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-11-2009, 05:28 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 8,909
Posted By ObsidianZ
Re: Is it weird that I cum when I poop?

I can imagine it would be infintely more awkward for your lady friends if you pooped whenever you came.

Be thankful.


*ObZ
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-07-2009, 04:53 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,304
Posted By 27b/6
Dear Tenant, You are grubby & smell of smoke.

Peter's profile on his company's website declares that Peter, an assistant rental manager, enjoys cricket and coin collecting. And once swam with sharks. These conflicting pastimes puzzled me until I...
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-16-2009, 04:48 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,173
Posted By My Mom Is Dead
Re: Easy Money - Low Risk - BUT you need some basic photoshop skills

Oh, do tell, Mr. Expert.
Protip: If you're going to detail plans on scamming people (in Bad Ideas, or anywhere else), you might want to sound less like a pretentious know-it-all dick and more like...
Forum: Visual Arts 08-20-2009, 08:07 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 3,568
Posted By kite--
Re: Photography Contest #6 [ANIMALS]

I would have thought that goes without saying?

Although you didn't 'say it' was yours, posting something that isn't yours without giving any credit or mention to the creator is a no-no in this...
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