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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-16-2010, 12:05 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 5,848
Posted By Agent 008
Cool Re: Post your outrageous 'pickup' lines

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and to tap some ass. And I'm all outta bubblegum."
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-25-2010, 06:49 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,908
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
Re: Don't puke if you wanna fuck

and then did you fuck her mom to piss her off more? and then her dad? and then her sister. and then her dog, and then her couch, and then here cars tailpipe, and then....
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-24-2010, 07:59 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Vizier
Re: Post Your Damn Tits in This Thread (other pictures will do as well)

Lol Ryan forgot his thesaurus.
Forum: News 05-23-2010, 06:29 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,399
Posted By Erorr
Re: New advertisers

no thats just your avatar
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-23-2010, 07:10 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,908
Posted By Vizier
Thumbs Down Don't puke if you wanna fuck

Well well Zoklet, I had a blast last night. A gutteral fucking blast.

I was at this party, drunk as shit, the usual. Then there was this girl from my last job, and we started talking, talking,...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-23-2010, 05:59 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Rainycity
Re: Post Your Damn Tits in This Thread (other pictures will do as well)

i want to punch toothlessjoe in the face
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-23-2010, 05:24 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,456
Posted By Ian Huntley
Re: Harvesting coins from fountains.

wow 30 bucks bru..nice..thats snacks for my dog man...
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-23-2010, 05:29 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,456
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: Harvesting coins from fountains.

:confused:
Forum: TV and Movies 05-22-2010, 05:33 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,243
Posted By Erorr
Re: Guess the movie quote?

idc about that but harry and THE hendersons was the bast damn movie ever
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-22-2010, 01:39 AM
Replies: 1,118
Views: 39,313
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Confused Re: The Rate Me Thread (T.R.M.T) 2010

You look like Kid Pitt. :o
Forum: Outdoor Living 05-13-2010, 03:34 PM
Replies: 322
Views: 25,081
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: The Fishing Thread.

What's really good right now is lake trout fishing. Go on out to Manawaki, Quebec... there's hundreds of large lakes there that no man has even set foot on yet... go about a mile out on the lake at...
Forum: Rejected 05-13-2010, 06:38 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 3,104
Posted By FireStarter
Re: Remove user titles

Flaming new members has been going on all over the internet for ages. Its nothing new, and nothing needs to be done to "protect" them from mean people on the internet. If someone would leave over...
Forum: Completed 05-20-2010, 04:29 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,179
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: Make warnings mandatory.

Stupid idea.

Doing so would pretty much allow shitbags to have a troll session up until the point they receive a warning.

They will stop temporarily until the warning expires.

Then they will...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-20-2010, 11:12 PM
Replies: 1,118
Views: 39,313
Posted By Kinkou
Re: The Rate Me Thread (T.R.M.T) 2010

mor3BLZ, i'm not sure. 3 or 4. stop making that face :hrmph:
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-20-2010, 11:18 PM
Replies: 1,118
Views: 39,313
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: The Rate Me Thread (T.R.M.T) 2010

again on the normal 1-10 handsomeness scale

Mor3BL7- can't really tell with that face but probably 6/7
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-19-2010, 07:04 PM
Replies: 1,118
Views: 39,313
Posted By Kinkou
Re: The Rate Me Thread (T.R.M.T) 2010

a 4.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-02-2010, 06:20 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 7,921
Posted By cosmo
Re: Bai Gaiz

Blunderful won.
Forum: Completed 05-14-2010, 02:10 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,855
Posted By Vizier
Re: Give out more mod positions?

TJ would make a good Gluttons & Gourments mod, to say the least.
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-14-2010, 09:55 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 13,525
Posted By TheDarkRodent
Re: how to make a dog aggressive towards people?

What else? Don't own a dog if you are serious. You will end up with a dead dog and a law suit.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-15-2010, 02:39 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Vizier
Grin Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

http://i44.tinypic.com/ux3z7.jpg'

Hell yeah brah.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-14-2010, 09:09 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 458
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Re: Happy Birthday, <(((-<

Girl you know I-I-I
Girl you know I-I-I
Don't need candles or cake
just need your body to make

Birthday sex
Birthday sex

http://i42.tinypic.com/2q3dxft.jpg
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-08-2010, 03:36 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,397
Posted By IWD
Cool Guess what.

Don't take SSRI's.

Don't take benzos.

Don't take ridalin, or amphetamines.

DON'T TAKE ANTI-PSYCHOTICS.

You are fine. Figure out what's missing in your life and go and find it. If it...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-12-2010, 07:23 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 614
Posted By InB4U
Re: This is going to be long

I was thinking the same thing.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-12-2010, 07:04 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,479
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: my ultimate microwave breakfast

Only in material ways. Okay, sure--my income is under the federal poverty level, I wear clothing that others discard, my car is twenty years old--so what? I manage to get the bills paid, support my...
Forum: Outdoor Living 05-12-2010, 11:33 PM
Replies: 322
Views: 25,081
Posted By DrGoogfan
Re: The Fishing Thread.

do you expect me to read that paragraph without the sentences or punctuation because i am not going to keep track of whats going on in that paragraph or long sentence.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-12-2010, 11:36 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

I lol'd. I didn't know that 'mating' was the sole purpose for humans to engage in intercourse. Goddamn, I'm going to tell xxx tonight that I'm going to 'mate' with her, then I'm going to put on some...
Forum: Rejected 05-11-2010, 06:57 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 3,104
Posted By Σnigma
Re: Remove user titles

I vote for user-changeable titles after a certain amount of posts. That'll encourage newbies to keep posting.

The same goes for customizable avatars, but those wouldn't be available until like...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2010, 07:12 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

Seriously, man. I don't think I've seen you post one positive thing on this website... Your life must be really dismal for your outlook to be so grim in your observations of everyone else.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-10-2010, 03:34 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,834
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: This girl I know is getting a Coricidin tattoo

Coricidin is like the worst source for DXM ever. What a dumb whore.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2010, 05:25 AM
Replies: 487
Views: 22,360
Posted By Sookie
Re: Project Pat OWNED!!!!!!!!

"PP, you've disgraced... I can't believe you would... OH! I can't even speak to you!"
"Mom, I-"
"You! What were you thinking? PP, that was our CAT! And... OH! I don't even know what to SAY!"...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-09-2010, 11:59 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

Well that's awesome because I'm fucking stupid, too.

My stupid ass enjoys sitting in comfort on my stupid ass sofa.

We're a perfect fucking stupid match.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-09-2010, 02:04 PM
Replies: 487
Views: 22,360
Posted By IWD
Cool Re: Project Pat OWNED!!!!!!!!

I don't think so. Although when brandon got banned I did say "Fuck Spectral", that was in regards to his modding decisions. As a poster, and a person, he's pretty good. He's clearly not a retard...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-09-2010, 03:44 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Grin Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

It'd be sweet if you looked like this:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34688r4.png

Ol' afro ass nigga.
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 12-29-2009, 11:00 PM
Replies: 209
Cultivation: Dose Grow Journal
Views: 8,247
Posted By Dose Me
Re: Dose Grow Journal

Harvest

69 days duuuude...

Santa dropped off a new video camera so fewer pictures were taken than was predicted.

And here's the goods...


Indica <--> Sativa
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 12-03-2009, 03:48 PM
Replies: 209
Cultivation: Dose Grow Journal
Views: 8,247
Posted By Dose Me
Re: Dose Grow Journal

21 days after germ. They are not looking as peppy as last week :( Any ideas on what this is? The bowl is small and the medium dries quickly because of that. They've been sprayed quite often but once...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-08-2010, 06:48 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 944
Posted By DrManhattan
Re: Top 3 ways to lose weight in college

u ugly tho brah wuddup
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-08-2010, 09:13 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

Your jealousy is as obvious as a cum stain in a toddler's bed.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-07-2010, 08:12 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,451
Posted By Method of Madness
Re: my friends friends are underage.

My friends cousin is 15 and her best friend is 15 also. They are always over and doing flirtatious stuff to me. Yeah yeah its flattering but shit man I'm like 7 years older than them.....

They...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-06-2010, 07:16 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By thatsMYdog
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

Good god, I like you both a lot but can you do this in a PM? Maybe make your own virus v kinkou thread? But lol if you're going to battle in every thread you happen to both have a post in
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-05-2010, 11:33 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,959
Posted By mr.blunt
Re: lol,THE best name for weed.

Back when I sold weed, I'd just made a fresh grab and was parting taking in a marijuana cigarette with my friend/partner. I took a hit, turned and looked to him, and said something along the lines of...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-06-2010, 07:20 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,610
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: I am an anti-rape victim

OP :facepalm:


Key points here for you morons who agree with this guy

-It's not illegal to say no to sex so wtf would going to the cops do?
-You're not a victim of anything. Just cause you...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 11-27-2009, 05:13 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,102
Posted By cosmo
Re: Prevent Users on Your "Ignore List" From Posting in Your Threads

This is the stupidest idea I have ever seen here.

Suppose two "intelligent" (or whatever) posters loathe each other for whatever reasons in the General forums... and mutually ignore each other.
...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-05-2010, 04:08 PM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,958
Posted By Echidna
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread! Yearly Edition [2010]

http://i43.tinypic.com/35bce4o.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-02-2010, 08:22 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,097
Posted By FireStarter
Re: Greyfox and the 1991 Oakland Hills Firestorm

I'm sure everyone appreciates you brining the attention of the feds to this site. :hrmph:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-07-2009, 12:50 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,702
Posted By AcidTest
Re: I'm worried about LSD

What on earth does this even mean?

Please, "dimensions unknown?" "Intrepid seers?" "Mere mortals?"

What are you doing on drugs, furthering your own desire to live in fantasy?

Psychedelics...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-06-2009, 06:23 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,702
Posted By stateofhack
Mad Re: I'm worried about LSD

—Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1971.

nuff said:hrmph:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-18-2010, 10:43 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 7,921
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Re: Bai Gaiz

You should post nudes of yourself so we have something to fap to in your memory.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-26-2010, 01:11 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 7,008
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Re: The Toothlessjoe Picture collection.

http://i50.tinypic.com/aokztk.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-25-2010, 09:01 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 7,008
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Re: The Toothlessjoe Picture collection.

You should make your own instead of posting my stuff.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-01-2010, 05:09 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,420
Posted By i poop in your cereal
Mad This guy's got some serious balls

wtf god damn
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