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Forum: News Yesterday, 12:18 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 303
Posted By coolguy420
Re: Forum Mergers & Website Simplicity

are we merging paranormal & religion forums yet? this should have been done a long time ago because they're the same thing.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-18-2013, 02:24 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 534
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: So lately at work there's been 3 new girls

Sounds like a good policy but does this mean no relationship of any kind, even talking to men at break or eating lunch together?
Forum: TV and Movies 05-11-2013, 02:20 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,420
Posted By ChinaCat
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-04-2013, 02:11 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 306
Posted By ebdi
Re: Do I still have a drug problem?

Bring drunk is just a term specific to the drug known as alcohol. Intoxication is intoxication. But seriously how the fuck are you on zok and unaware of dxm? Go ingest 10g of it immediately.
Forum: What's Good 04-29-2013, 10:48 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,008
Posted By aquabania
Re: Good things we take for granted

20. the wonderful drugs brought to american suburbia by mexican cartels
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-27-2013, 12:22 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 316
Posted By poast-bortem!
Re: Old Crow

I don't think so. It's weird though, I live in Humboldt County, and his work is all over the place, but people have told me they have seen him all over the place in frisco and oakland as well, but...
Forum: This Just In! 04-23-2013, 01:30 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 175
Posted By IIIII
Remember how TSA was going to allow knives on airliners?

Well it seems that they changed their mind about that.

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_23082734/tsa-delays-plans-allow-pocket-knives-u-s
Forum: Music! 03-22-2013, 02:47 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,766
Posted By water bottle
Re: Epic one hit wonders.....

Not a won hit oneder :hrmph:
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-11-2013, 04:27 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,083
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: "How do I get a girl's phone number? /sob" - This way, motherfucker!

*waits for half of Zoklet to get embarrassed or wounded tomorrow*
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-11-2013, 01:12 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,083
Posted By xr101
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-24-2013, 01:46 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,535
Re: Would you suck a guy's dick for $10,000?

Not the same at all. For a gay guy they need to suck off a horse for the 10 grand.
Forum: Gearheads 02-08-2013, 12:37 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,332
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Car keeps spinning out on my driveway and it's still snowing

Oh and I tried using black pepper and sprinkling a shitload of it, but that didn't work either.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 02-02-2013, 05:54 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 587
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: Green Cum

Who the fuck takes meds found in an abandon house?

You deserve your Jolly green giant jizz.
Forum: Der Politik 01-17-2013, 10:48 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 869
Posted By Danger
Cool How did Iceland recover from the recession?

Ron Paul: Iceland Dismantles Corrupt Gov't Then Arrests All Rothschild Bankers... - YouTube
Forum: Completed 01-26-2013, 04:40 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,254
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: We need more thanks per day.

Thanks has just been bumped up to 13. Yes, I know, only three more... but it's a start. Cool?
Forum: Completed 01-06-2013, 01:55 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,254
Posted By Tokerface
Re: We need more thanks per day.

What the serious fuck? This has just been approved, great, I only made this thread a month ago.

Any wonder why hardly any accounts get approved. Christ.
Forum: This Just In! 01-26-2013, 11:05 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 464
Posted By jheit8
Re: Study once again claims rap and metal corrupt the youth

That chart looks like a big pile of bullshit
Forum: Der Politik 01-26-2013, 05:17 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,277
Posted By Ordinator
Re: Is another Hitler possible?

Stalin killed more Ukrainians than Hitler Jews yet most people never heard about Holodomor
estimated 6 million starved to death
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor
Forum: Music! 01-20-2013, 01:07 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 292
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Psy’s global gallop going to France

I dont know wtf is wrong with people that theyre going apeshit over some middle aged-pudgy dude trotting like a horse and mimicking american pop music. Is it really so amazing that it needs like 1/2...
Forum: Music! 01-19-2013, 05:10 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 91
Posted By IIIII
Come Together - Upright bass

Nicely done Adam Ben Ezra - jazzed up version with percussion

Come Together - Upright Bass Cover - Adam Ben Ezra - YouTube
Forum: Music! 01-19-2013, 11:32 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 400
Posted By cellophane
Re: ATTN: Guitarists and Bassists of Zoklet

Ill play bass. Only if you follow my lead and play what I tell you.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2013, 11:05 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,580
Posted By JeffreyH
Mad Re: Preggers again ....... another year of ten g's a month clear of taxes

Since when did Zoklet turn into a family website where everybody talks about their wives and kids. I swear 5 years ago someone on Totse joked in one of the threads that this is what it was going to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2013, 07:46 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 489
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Should I continue seeing this girl?

Thanks for elaborating. Yea I did jump to conclusions but your OP left out those details and my mind filled in the blanks.

Regardless, no you should not continue seeing this girl. The fact that...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2013, 12:45 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 489
Posted By Oct
Re: Should I continue seeing this girl?

Get her pregnant, this will bring you together. :thumbsup:
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-11-2013, 03:05 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 828
archive of quotes from guys comments on pornhub website

http://rossarchive.com/1
Give her the dick.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 01-11-2013, 08:38 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,043
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-07-2013, 07:53 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,791
Posted By Zanick
Re: No Fap 2013

more wet dreams. I always become lucid in the dream like moments before it happens, I think, "no, no, NOOOO" and then I wake up covered in cream :(

edit: LOL this was my 7,000th post.
Forum: Der Politik 01-06-2013, 10:06 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,160
Posted By TheRascalKing
Forum: This Just In! 01-10-2013, 12:10 AM
Replies: 289
Views: 4,365
Re: Obama to issue executive order to control guns

You're retarded.

Sorry. I'm sure you think you're a reasonably intelligent person and all but I assure you, that is not the case.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-28-2012, 11:48 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,243
Posted By Hooky the Cripple
Thumbs Up Re: Tips for spotting controlled deliveries

Mate you're even higher than me. Good work.
Forum: Der Politik 01-01-2013, 01:22 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,280
Posted By crazzyass
Re: As we approach the fiscal cliff and the worst depression in history, we raise tax

Awww you got a 4.0. That's so cute. :)

That 4.0 isn't making you understand jackshit about what socialism is though, clearly. You also understand pretty much nothing about the budget situation or...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-05-2013, 05:20 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,112
Posted By DaSkipper
Re: found 2 cards in lodnon

That meme isn't even correct.
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-05-2013, 11:53 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,112
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: found 2 cards in lodnon

ADmitting to crimes on the internet? inb4lock

http://i.imgur.com/Tuvj1.gif
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 01-04-2013, 09:38 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,740
Posted By reggie_love
Re: So how many of you have been to college?

Yeah, I know what you mean. A lot of CS or engineering types seemed to be so insecure in their own majors that they kept shitting on everyone else's. They're always like "hard science is the only...
Forum: This Just In! 01-04-2013, 12:20 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 292
Posted By jheit8
Re: Black market: Students in Chinese baby formula racket

There's an easy solution to this...
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/de/Titsteen.gif
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 01-04-2013, 12:02 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,740
Posted By water bottle
Re: So how many of you have been to college?

That's because I went to college :cool:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-04-2013, 10:15 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,124
Posted By panthrax
Re: How to pass a drug test.

Assuming you're worried about testing positive for marijuana, then yes, you should stop exercising right now. Technically, you could probably continue to exercise for another week, but why push it? I...
Forum: Der Politik 12-14-2012, 04:15 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 882
Posted By IIIII
Outrageous HSBC Settlement Proves the Drug War is a Joke

This is a op-ed piece from Rolling Stone about the investigation of a big wealthy bank that helped the drug cartels launder their money. You know the drug cartels that murder and torture and behead...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-25-2012, 08:48 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,818
Posted By Cookthacrack
Re: eating my own cum, is this normal?

No eating your own cum is not normal
Forum: Weapons and Combat 12-19-2012, 03:00 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 2,505
Posted By Gollum
Re: would u travel back in time to shoot hitler?

Or maybe have my own little "natural selection" where I just off all the tall humans until we have a world of hobbits.
Forum: This Just In! 12-16-2012, 09:47 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 1,937
Posted By IIIII
Anonymous Hacks The Westboro Baptist Church: Posts All Their Personal Information

I found the page that has all the info. Too bad I can't post it.



http://www.inquisitr.com/440545/anonymous-hacks-the-westboro-baptist-church-posts-all-their-personal-information/
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-14-2012, 01:12 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,224
Posted By Obbe
Grin Re: How does one not burn his lungs while one smokes Marijuana

I smoke a bong because I end up smoking much less then I would in a pipe or joint to get just as blazed.
Forum: Music! 12-07-2012, 04:46 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 453
Posted By p6867
Re: Songs with really catchy choruses.

http://www.listology.com/lukeprog/list/songs-based-pachelbels-canon

A common technique for writing hit pop songs is to just base them off Pachelbel's Cannon. The structure will become catchy if...
Forum: TV and Movies 12-04-2012, 02:33 AM
Replies: 151
Views: 7,677
Posted By FuckSociety
Re: The walking dead season 3

Daryl and the farm girl need to fuck. That would make the show legendary.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-13-2012, 08:41 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 738
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: 50 Cent: Not rich by 26?

1.) A lot.
2.) You're pretty naive.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-13-2012, 09:54 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,295
Posted By AMFYOYO
Re: MA marijuana license

You're awfully douchey about weed.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-12-2012, 10:23 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,344
Posted By yxnhpbjac
Mad Re: To those in favor of gay marriage

I might not remember the math behind it, BUT YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE SWITCH!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-12-2012, 12:59 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,292
Posted By DeepWithinMyMind
Re: Makeshift Grinder, works great!

You must get really dry weed.
Forum: Music! 08-03-2011, 05:12 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,222
Posted By Michael Scott
Re: The bassist appreciation thread.

You young niggas don't know about James Jamerson, who helped make that unique Motown sound

Darling Dear - Jackson Five - James Jamerson bass line cover (transcription & tab provided) - YouTube
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-31-2012, 02:27 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,233
Posted By cheech
Re: How much do you smoke in a day?

When I wake up I smoke about 2 joints worth, and the same at night. I usually also sneak in a joint or two in the afternoon, just so I feel ok. If there's a war going on I also indulge myself to two...
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