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Forum: LOL, Internet 07-30-2010, 07:47 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,387
Posted By Rainycity
Re: Uganda's First Action Movie!

No it comes in jugs, i heard you shit in holes, is this true? yes it is.
Forum: DIY 07-30-2010, 08:31 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,344
Posted By BoilingLeadBath
Re: Strip Pole.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/car2/OtherIdeas/Mounting_System.jpg

Sorry for the turnaround time.
Feel free to improvise with the area around the bolts.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-30-2010, 07:43 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,067
Posted By Thank Me!
Alicewut a.k.a. Jessiwhat a.k.a. the fat whore who wont shut the fuck up

seriously

that girl is fucking annoying

lets make an infraction for being a faggot and permaban her

she tries to hard to fit in

god I just want to hit her in the face with a shovel
Forum: TV and Movies 07-27-2010, 02:40 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 971
Posted By Malice
Re: Well, this guy wins for best troll ever... cost DOW $2 billion

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTc0NjgxNzYw.html

You should also download the add-on "Better Privacy", it can delete the flash cookies that Megavideo uses to limit the amount of time you can watch...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-27-2010, 01:11 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,141
Posted By rabbitweed
Re: Black people and Facebook

I am going to attempt a translation;

"Sir,

I pray you understand I do not mean to intrude in your personal affairs. But it is better that I talk to you now than our father or cece, ho ho! But...
Forum: Gearheads 07-26-2010, 11:36 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,727
Posted By MediumD
Re: Gas consumption up and down hills

So I fired up BinaryEditor to look at the parameters regarding Decel Fuel Cut Off (which Ford apparently likes to call Shut Off.) This is from a DZA1 calibration, CZAJL strategy.

CTDFSO Decel...
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-26-2010, 03:37 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 2,934
Posted By Jay
Re: Killme

Not really, I just don't see the big fuss about you, that's all :o
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 07-25-2010, 10:55 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,586
Posted By RDProgrammer
Re: Be Peaceful or Die (PizzaNazi's Vision, V 1.0)

This is my original post. I honestly don't give a shit about arguing semantics back and forth with you. My "recent history" was set to cover my life (21 years). My numbers are correct for this...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 07-14-2010, 04:38 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 886
Posted By zingalong
Re: a bunch of posts disappeared

I need 3 thanks to make up for those I lost. :)
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-24-2010, 03:24 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,523
Posted By researchkitty
Re: Shooting Out Street lights...

Why not just unplug them at the base of the lamp post? :)
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 06-21-2010, 05:56 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 5,647
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Racism - Whats it all about?

All people are racist. The one who say they're not just don't have balls. It's natural to be racist. Perfectly human.
Forum: Gearheads 06-14-2010, 07:45 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,114
Posted By logic
Re: One of my new roomates is a ricer.

I knew that this thread just had to be yours.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-06-2010, 07:17 AM
Replies: 16,743
Views: 473,425
Posted By logic
Grin Re: Post Your Damn Tits in This Thread (other pictures will do as well)

looks more like f(x)=e^(-x) to meeeee but okie, we'll do it your way. one thing though..

http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad7/cornbreesha/3e7787dd.jpg
...fix't for accuracy. :winkiss:
Forum: Weapons and Combat 06-04-2010, 02:00 PM
Replies: 357
Views: 9,414
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: Calling All Brits

Hey man, I'm just retelling a story that Ryan1711 himself had posted.
Forum: This Just In! 06-01-2010, 10:18 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,753
Posted By JustAnotherAsshole
Re: Women hit by car sues Google

That argument didn't fly at Nuremberg and it won't fly now.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-01-2010, 04:35 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 7,181
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Nigger slaps white chick because she wont give up her #

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we6kUo0-06A&has_verified=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnzm5ATX618&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOmc4E6bIX8
You can take the trash out of the trailer...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 05-29-2010, 04:39 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,030
Posted By DrGoogfan
Re: Starting an engineering/technology company

unimportant, but here s one of my best drawings. I got everything (even the read/write head) down to the last micron. personally, i prefer inventor>solidworks.

http://i48.tinypic.com/21b9idi.jpg...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-29-2010, 05:41 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,392
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: Arabs Can't Shoot

Cartridges.

The bullet is the part that hits you.

The cartridge is the entire assembly consisting of a bullet, shell casing, gunpowder, and a primer.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-26-2010, 06:43 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 9,744
Posted By rabbitweed
Re: "Those who know don't talk. Those who talk don't know."

Here's a quote for you

"The title of this thread is not nessecarily true"
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-18-2010, 03:13 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,584
Posted By rider
Re: girls in bikinis

I lol at all the guys judging those chicks even though most of you would fuck any of them, no questions asked.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 05-09-2010, 04:21 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,952
Posted By Groundhog whacka
My first Kydex dabblings.

My friend has been talking about trying to get into holster making and selling them at gun shows. So we did some talking and ordered a little bit of material to try it out....
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-27-2010, 05:34 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,163
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: Your favirote historical leader/persona?

Touch call guys, but I might have to side with you on this one now that you've mentioned Napoleon.
Any guy who invented strawberry, vanilla, AND chocolate ice cream in the same tub deserves to be...
Forum: This Just In! 04-30-2010, 08:15 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,351
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Thumbs Down Re: Fake rape accuser faces jail. It is so good to hear it.

Dude, kill yourself. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I know you think you do - you always think you know everything.
Forum: Gearheads 05-04-2010, 01:01 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,596
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Holy fucking shit.

An Audi? Shouldn't you be driving a big ass Ford truck?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-01-2010, 07:27 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,087
Posted By psycho_8b
Re: What girl

If you could get your cock in her while she's got a tampon in, you must have a needle dick dude.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-01-2010, 08:25 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,053
Posted By rabbitweed
Re: Poverty based societies

Here's the main reason why I don't care: Noone I know or care about is in Haiti.

Then you might ask "yes, but if 250,000 westerners died you'd care more".

Yes I would. If 250,000 westerners...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-01-2010, 07:00 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 764
Posted By Nero
Re: Psychiatrists and meds

No, a psychologist helps the person by giving them the benefit of a "qualified" party telling them it's not their fault and things will be okay.
Forum: Gearheads 04-24-2010, 08:16 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 582
Posted By ComradeAsh
Re: Time for a new car.

Idiot.
Forum: Der Politik 04-18-2010, 09:37 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,885
Posted By Vargus
Re: Gun Ownership and Reality

The entire trollpost is predicated on a red herring anyway. To decrease aggregate crime is not the point of carrying a weapon. To defend oneself and perhaps others in the vicinity in the event of a...
Forum: This Just In! 04-17-2010, 04:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,082
Posted By Azure
Re: Magnitude 6.9 Quake Hits Tibet - Qinghai

Fixed for truth.

Protip: There's a magnitude 6-7 earthquake roughly every two days.
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 04-12-2010, 05:20 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,895
Posted By 13579
Re: How do magnets work?

He's asking how they work, and I'm willing to bet most people in this thread have no idea, let alone know what magnetic domains are.
Forum: DIY 04-12-2010, 05:47 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,240
Posted By Spatula Tzar
Re: Man, I could use some aerogel.

1. Any solvent based adhesive will work well for polystyrene. Pure solvents work too, but can easily eat through it if you're not careful.

2. This is fiberglass, right? If so, use a masonry...
Forum: Gearheads 04-11-2010, 07:54 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 7,112
Posted By Township Rebellion
Exclamation Re: Your top five dream cars

Dunno about no Jap cars, but there was a French car called the Citroen DS that had those headlamps. Had a number of other things, too.

http://www.desktopcar.net/wallpaper/23498-2/Citroen_ds_09.jpg...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-01-2010, 12:52 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 4,250
Posted By Gordan J. Authorman Sr.
Re: High IQ linked to atheism & liberal views in people (CNN states the obvious)

Homosexuality linked to HIV/AIDS, workplace contamination (CNN states the obvious)
Forum: Weapons and Combat 01-07-2010, 12:14 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,971
Posted By LavaRed
Introducing the Mk. 45 Flashlight Operator's Briefcase

So I presume most of you remember my endeavours to design and build a first rate .45 ACP suppressor for a 1911A1 Pistol. I am proud to announce that my efforts have met with success beyond my...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 01-04-2010, 10:11 PM
Replies: 1,252
Views: 51,819
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: free psychic readings available

Virus, your reading. First a warning--the oracle sees a serious threat to your health. I suspect you already know what it is--our bodies usually give us fairly specific clues when something is out...
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 01-04-2010, 07:43 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,953
Posted By Vamp
Frown Re: My dog is dying and blind

It's always really hard to see an animal you love going through hard times. I'm sorry about your puppy. :(

Most of what can be said has been already, except one thing. It's a common...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-03-2010, 12:58 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 20,473
Posted By -SpectraL
Thumbs Up Re: Great .gif's

http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/SpectraLPics/crazyshovel.gif
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-03-2010, 06:10 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,883
Posted By Jesus of Nazareth
Re: IQ based caste system?

Or we could offer $1,000 per IQ point under a hundred you are to get a sterilization.

Basically dumb nigger with 70 IQ gets 30k to get sterilized.

Black race eventually dies, we all win.
Forum: This Just In! 12-26-2009, 04:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,179
Posted By LavaRed
Re: More Tension in South America

Ygg, I really loved that insult. I will most definitely be keeping it on my short list of stuff to hurl out next time I need to.

Anc in my opinion, Chavez, like the rest of the current "socialist"...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 12-23-2009, 10:24 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 5,552
Posted By kervin
Re: I think I'm dropping out of college after one semester

if you need money, join the army, or work full time at a real job while in school. you can get you whole education paid for by the military, or you can get a decent paying job and just suck it up....
Forum: DIY 12-16-2009, 07:11 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,048
Posted By Spatula Tzar
Necklace

Here's a little necklace I made on a whim. I cut the rough shape on a bandsaw, then rounded the edges with a mini sanding drum in a dremel. I sanded it down to 600 grit, then polished it on a...
Forum: DIY 11-24-2009, 06:34 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,883
Posted By NeonMonkeys
Re: How to make lockpicks

I'm going to rewrite this post in one sentence:

You can file down street sweeper bristles into working lock picks.
Forum: DIY 11-30-2009, 03:42 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,883
Posted By Vargus
Re: How to make lockpicks

Did you harden it? Hacksaw blades are already hardened (which is why you can't file them), but they have a pretty high temper. You should just give them about 250 *F temper for an hour to relieve...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-07-2009, 04:24 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,583
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: Ok thers this girl that sort of wants me to rape her...

rabbitweed is a douche.
Forum: This Just In! 12-02-2009, 04:58 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,547
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: 30,000 more soldiers, $30 billion, neverending war...

how's that hope and change going for ya?:rolleyes:

BAWWWWWWWW ITS ONLY BEEN HIS FIRST YEAR

next year

BAWWWWWWWW ITS ONLY BEEN HIS SECOND YEAR

2011
Forum: Der Politik 11-24-2009, 01:48 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 4,457
Posted By Trueborn
Re: Global capitalism

Fuck your "social equality" because there's no such thing. Celebrate the individual, not the herd.

If anything, the U.S. needs to become FAR MORE capitalistic than it currently is. Even China is...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 11-22-2009, 02:25 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,891
Posted By Groundhog whacka
Re: Cheap powerful rifle

http://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cart=1851627&cat=161&PHPSESSID=7472dfebbbc2ac7cc98a89b4d3b275a4

Why spend even $500 on an AK when you can have one of these.
Forum: Der Politik 10-29-2009, 06:28 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,296
Posted By Nightshade
Re: The "Obscene" Health Care Insurance Profits

Weep all you want but here's the thing, payroll is only one aspect of expenses in the operation of a company. They're are many other expenses a company has to endure and heath care insurance is no...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-28-2009, 07:54 AM
Replies: 247
Views: 7,925
Posted By Zip
Re: Xiao Mei is now divorced

I remember you from totse. As I recall, you talked about cheating on him with your psychiatrist, and you probably would have if given the opportunity.

Now, via the courts, you're taking the money...
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