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Forum: Bad Ideas 09-23-2012, 07:50 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 690
Posted By shurlek655
Re: Changing serial number on DSLR.

No need to "change" the serial number, though I'm sure it would be possible to do so (at least in .exif) -- simply remove .exif data from the photos if ever you post them onto the internet. I have a...
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-18-2012, 07:45 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,027
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Selling pirated software at university

I don't use Macs, but first off, OpenOffice is free open source software. But I see where you're getting at; the OS can identify software developers, and it's set so that software from unidentified...
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-17-2012, 08:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 725
Posted By BennyProfane
Re: 'Cloning' my own cars.

I'm pretty confident that would work if it's the same color.

They NEVER check VINs on a regular stop, unless the car was reported stolen I don't think they would ever have any reason to. Also...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 09-05-2012, 05:53 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 625
Posted By Nero
Re: Reading the bible while on the toilet.

Cum into the bible while your stool is about halfway out of your anus. The stool will act as a butt plug and so will make your orgasm more sinful, therefore more pleasurable.

To recapitulate the...
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-15-2012, 05:28 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,395
Posted By Michael Scott
Re: End of the school year pranks.

That's not the only thing your mom did with the football team bro
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-11-2012, 04:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 279
Posted By cowtipper
Re: Read this before you make your first post.

shut the fuck up serf this thread has been made before countless times, use the search function newb
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-11-2012, 11:07 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 718
Posted By Miley Highrus
Re: Would you tell her you're ashamed of her?

Only refer to her as Captain Chunk.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-29-2012, 07:01 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 4,473
Posted By Proots
Re: Name the 10 worst things youve ever done .

1. Discovered my girlfriend was cheating on me. Said nothing to her about it, but stole her iPod, cellphone, laptop, jewelry, purse and money - sold the items and bought heroin. Yeah. Her cheating is...
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-24-2012, 10:41 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,716
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: How would you kill a guy and make the body disappear?

not one of these are anywhere near as foolproof as you imagine they are. that's not to say that you couldn't get away with any of them, but do you really want to go on to live the rest of your life...
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-29-2010, 12:50 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,680
Posted By Cir
Re: Trainhopping

You should wear spats, a bandolier, carry a pair of six shooters and don a ten-gallon hat.

If the engineer or the police question you, tell them you were supposed to be acting in an old-west train...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-25-2012, 06:45 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,932
Posted By salolinkpdig8
Quick, Easy, BIG Money...and toilets.

Hey everyone,

I've learned quickly that if you want to get anyone's help around here, you can not just expect it. That said, I'm going to give a little something, and hope that my fate may...
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-14-2012, 03:56 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,735
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Tide Laundry Detergent

talk about laundered money...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-07-2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,617
Posted By Mantikore
Re: GF's dad pulled some weird shit.

No one who's ever made chainmail ever finds it fun.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 03-05-2012, 10:05 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 638
Posted By roasted
Re: Rental car abuse.

QUESTION: Whats the most capable 4 wheeler?
ANSWER: Any rental car...

I have done unspeakable things to rental cars...ran them out of gas multiple times, neutral drops, redlining the engine...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 03-04-2012, 01:18 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,805
Posted By ShadyLady
Re: How can I arrange to die without "killing myself"?

Everyone thinks that at some point. If you need someone to talk to, you're welcome to PM me. I hope you reconsider.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-12-2012, 10:29 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 765
Posted By orly-owl
Re: Stealing roses for Valentine's Day

Act like you're retarded and no one will dare to stop you. Sing loud and dance while you take them. Also for the best effect you could wear your shirt inside out and backwards and make sure there are...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 02-01-2012, 06:54 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,153
Posted By Illegal Immigrant
Smile I biked 25 miles today

yup from Hialeah to brickel to downtown. then from the train to my house.

totaled about 25 miles.

I feel fucking exhausted. dead tired. but the feeling of accomplishment is tremendous. :)

...
Forum: TV and Movies 01-27-2012, 09:15 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 681
Posted By Proots
Re: Need help identifing a movie.

You're sure it was a bug? Or, was it more of a creature? Is that all you can remember?



This does fit, big time. Is he right, OP?
Forum: TV and Movies 01-27-2012, 09:13 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 681
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Need help identifing a movie.

sounds like beetlejuice
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 09-24-2011, 08:31 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,848
Posted By panthrax
Re: Longest you went for without taking a SHIET

Somewhere in the range of 12-15 days.

I was heavily addicted to heroin, hydromorphone, oxycodone, and methadone at the time. Opiates can cause constipation and it did so very much with me.

I...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-11-2012, 06:50 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 4,500
Posted By bleh
Re: Should I tell my fiance that I was a slut?

You should bake him a cake that says "I've slept with 200+ men, and three chicks"

That way if he gets sad, he can still eat a cake.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-09-2012, 02:05 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,873
Posted By Dose Deez Nuts
Re: When I was 15...

Of all the stories that didn't happen on this forum, this story didn't happen the most.
Forum: This Just In! 12-28-2011, 08:47 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,960
Posted By adrieann
Re: Black rapper dies from fried chicken OD

That has be the most nigger way to die ever.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-08-2011, 04:32 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,819
Posted By T.K. Baha
Re: So I fucked this chick and she won't stop calling

Yeah you should sit around the house in your pajamas drinking beer and eating hot dogs. That will fix things.
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-10-2011, 12:45 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,957
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: How'd you naggers get your usernames?

Hi-lighter Through Shithole.

Not such a noob anymore, huh...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-08-2011, 03:52 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 846
Posted By mr.stealyourgirl
Cool Drive By Insult III: The Visitor

The recent cold weather has been rather unpleasant for the citizens of this fair city. For the most part if one did not have a vehicle, one would simply stay put and not attempt to brave the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-07-2011, 05:05 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,044
Posted By kroz
Re: i went on a date and didn't get laid

i expected a virgin to say that....

and I lied about the money because I didn't even expect to go out and buy five dollar shots, she suggested the bar, i just wanted to go home, fuck and cuddle
...
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-06-2011, 09:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 944
Posted By jerome
Re: r u single or taken?

i was feeling a bit lonely this week for no fucking reason. but then i thought to myself this morning HOLD UP JEROME, NOW IMAGINE YOUR LIFE, SERIOUSLY, WITH A BOYFRIEND. would you ACTUALLY be...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 12-06-2011, 09:05 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,684
Posted By komokazi
Re: Tracking IP address from facebook likes.

You won't get shit from an IP anyway. You might learn the city they live in, but that's about it.
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-06-2011, 02:25 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,492
Posted By mr.stealyourgirl
fucking over walmart twice in one scheme

So my buddy wanted to go flounder fishing so he needed some new circle hooks. Those bitches are like seven dollars a pack so he decided to do the thing discussed in this thread:...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-03-2011, 01:48 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 548
Posted By Shrike
Re: Why your Amazon package was late.

I love how the guy just filmed it for 3 minutes instead of taking it off the conveyor.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-30-2011, 03:21 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,577
Posted By ZappaFan
Re: Lab Research Dogs see Sun and Grass for the First Time

I suppose if the dogs were cats you would have given this video two thumbs up.
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-30-2011, 05:26 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,153
Posted By whocares
Re: Receipt Fraud

Rofl

"Hey you!! Guy with 10lbs of sugar!!" - Security guard

"Oh noes oh what he's getting away!!" - Cashier

"The sugar nooooooooooo" - Security camera guy
Forum: This Just In! 11-24-2011, 03:06 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 441
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: One person hurt after explosion at Chicago's O’Hare Airport

yeah you know it. then they'll start selling them airside for 4x the usual price.
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-03-2011, 08:10 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,262
Posted By referew
FACELESS bad ideas frog

Fuck it im milking this shit to the bone...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-21-2011, 02:22 PM
Replies: 426
Views: 17,731
Posted By is all mememememe with me
someone posted this pic on fb and now muslims are all going nuts

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/307149_221867777883534_139693796100933_519928_1530725085_n.jpg

lol
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-20-2011, 01:32 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,872
Posted By livefree
Re: The police are after you, you're going to jail, you run: what do you do?

Step 1: get up, pack a couple shirts, couple pairs of jeans, couple sweaters, underware for a week or so, grab as much cash as you can from any means necissary (hit the pawn shop), rob your grandma,...
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-19-2011, 10:16 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 645
Posted By Trix Are For Kids
Re: Help Me Break Into This Bottle

Look who's talkin'.

Incorrectly, I might add.

And Slag, you have to be a troll dude.
Forum: Original Works 10-25-2011, 01:18 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,497
Posted By Irukanji
A story about an egg.

Just a little story I wrote up, nothing special.

EDIT: revised version
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-18-2011, 04:33 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,606
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: Street Switcheroo scam

The switch is quick, and the mark is distracted. Remember, this is a busy, noisy city street in a tourist area.

YouTube

Fastforward to 8:00 for a demonstration.
Forum: The Trashcan 11-17-2011, 05:09 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,864
Posted By King of the world
Re: Why Having a long dick sucks

Public toilets are for writing down enemies' phone numbers and other funny and disturbing graffiti, never for shitting in. I just piss or shit on the floor.
Forum: The Trashcan 11-17-2011, 05:26 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,864
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Why Having a long dick sucks

I love it when people sing in the stalls. The acoustics in the washroom are great, and its something to sit back and listen to while you're working that turdcutter. Sometimes it's like a brown man...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 11-16-2011, 08:58 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,652
Posted By Bender
Thumbs Up Re: Using a RC Robot to burglarize a store at night?

Haha, you saw that video? That thing ate massive shit.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2009, 10:51 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,427
Posted By Raptor Ribs
Re: Was is slag that paid a girl to cuddle with him?

Slag. lol.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-09-2011, 02:31 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 413
Posted By Blunderstar
How I come up with ideas for my comics.

This is basically how I do them, since I've had a lot of people ask. Enjoy!

1) I start by opening up Paint. Usually just opening the program can automatically inspire me.

2) If that doesn't...
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-09-2011, 02:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 413
Posted By jerome
Re: How I come up with ideas for my comics.

i love how messy this was and how zok is always pitch black.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-09-2011, 07:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 418
Posted By Daily
Sorry, I just had to print screen this

http://i.imgur.com/bAPEC.png

Look at that fucking slope!
Forum: What's Good 11-07-2011, 06:35 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,830
Posted By ratfrink
Bicycles

They're really fucking good. There've been more and more posts about bicycles and cycling in general on Zoklet lately, and that's a good thing.

Reasons why bicycles and cycling are awesome:
1....
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-30-2011, 05:04 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,522
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: Hiding in a store overnight and looting everything when employees are gone?

ok so like hipothetically ur gonna want 2 dress up in tin foil so that the moshin ditecters cant c u and then ur gonna want 2 build a trap ok so like trust me it werks like just in case there on 2 u...
Forum: What's Good 10-25-2011, 08:54 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,379
Posted By ArmsMerchant
new kittens is good

This morning I'm putzing around the cabin, doing some cleaning and getting some new stock inventoried and priced for this weekend's gun show, when all of sudden I hear this caterwauling coming from...
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