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Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 03-02-2013, 11:31 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 6,400
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Bad shit you did as a kid?

In my teens my stepsister and I never got along, she stole from me and just pulled a lot of cuntish bullshit I hated having to deal with. She also had a really annoying dog she refused to walk or...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-25-2013, 02:15 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 213
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: one time i called a cop a faggit

I was riding home with a friend one night from a party when she got pulled over for a broken tail light. I was pretty wasted and when the cop asked my friend the standard "do you know why I pulled...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-21-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 926
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: You must fight an unending battle against your girlfriend's unholy urge to get fa

It's almost as amusing as the trend of spastic retards all trying to copy Enter's posting style and jokes, right?
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-15-2013, 02:20 AM
Replies: 300
Views: 4,230
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Last thing you ate (in detail)?

lol were you stoned?
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-15-2013, 01:31 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 251
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: favorite cakes to make

cheesecakes. they're easy and you can make tons of variations or toppings. i just made a nutella cake for a friend's birthday, shit was so cash :drool:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-09-2013, 01:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 296
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Spectral hasn't posted giant blocks of text about DaGuru's ban yet

Probably not yet, WWF isn't over for at least another hour.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-30-2013, 01:02 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,807
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Types of people you'd send to camps if you were Hitler.

...or Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-07-2013, 09:07 PM
Replies: 48
i
Views: 590
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: i

1. Good, but really hung over.
2. Eggplant.
3. Why yes, yes I did.


Nice to see you back, jerome!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-01-2013, 01:45 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 167
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: I... I don't hate women.

It's just autism, nothing too complex.
Forum: Music! 04-01-2013, 12:29 AM
Replies: 10,524
Views: 306,958
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: The official "What are you listening to right now?" thread.

Flipper - Ever
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-24-2013, 06:45 PM
Replies: 252
Views: 2,200
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Give the person above you a user title

no fat chicks
Forum: Music! 03-24-2013, 12:35 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 337
Posted By HelloClarice
ITT: great/influential record labels

Name a few, Zoklet.

Some entries, in no particular order of importance:


Rough Trade
Key Artists: The Smiths, Swell Maps, Stiff Little Fingers. Definitely benefitted from the emerging DIY...
Forum: Music! 03-23-2013, 07:40 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 228
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Official Disco Thread

What? No Donna Summer?

Love To Love You Baby
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-10-2013, 10:52 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 754
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Privacy in a relationship

You've still got the right to privacy, even within the context of a relationship. No one's really got the right to go through your phone, emails, etc without your permission. Nor should anyone have...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-07-2013, 01:39 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,298
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: "Pornography Ruined My Marriage"

This, plus I'm going to request an end to the flame war before a good thread gets derailed. For the women who hate it porn might be the presenting problem, but the root issue probably has more to...
Forum: What's Good 03-07-2013, 01:43 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 1,467
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Your favorite mod/admin?

No way, water bottle is much cooler than I am.
Forum: Music! 03-06-2013, 01:33 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 487
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: best tv theme tune

Curb Your Enthusiasm


Daria

Married With Children


Cheers
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-25-2013, 01:46 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 95
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: how many ism's are there?

terrorism
racism
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-25-2013, 01:31 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,530
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Would you suck a guy's dick for $10,000?

it's not the response of calling someone gay, but the Tacho smiley seems better suited for PEOO, as I explained via PM.
Forum: Music! 02-24-2013, 11:51 PM
Replies: 10,524
Views: 306,958
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: The official "What are you listening to right now?" thread.

Tonight it's all about the covers:

Nick Drake - Pink Moon


Sebadoh - Pink Moon
Forum: TV and Movies 02-14-2013, 01:41 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 821
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Most pretentious film ever

Tree of Life. God, that movie was horrible.
Forum: What's Good 02-13-2013, 01:26 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 554
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: animals that love you

That's the cutest fucking story ever.

When I get sick my cat doesn't leave my side. She'll lay right next to me, or on top of me for the duration...the last time I had the flu she kept bringing...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-20-2013, 04:50 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 789
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Dealing with wet kissing...

Sure, if you like her bring it up. Just do it nicely, don't tell her she's a horrible kisser. Maybe just tell her what you like - or better yet, show her.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-07-2013, 12:10 AM
Replies: 1,457
Views: 24,803
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

You look like you should be in The Smiths :p
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-06-2013, 10:25 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 826
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Can't reach climax!

When you're having sex is your mind wandering all over or are you focused on the activity at hand? Sometimes you can distract yourself too much.
Forum: Music! 01-06-2013, 10:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 420
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Songs that make you think of Zoklet users

Stop your bullshit. I'll consider this your warning.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 01-05-2013, 02:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 733
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Just munchin' on some oreos and wondered...

Have you ever tried those Oreo Cakester things? Stoner munchie food ftw.
Forum: What's Good 01-05-2013, 01:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 218
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: It's my birthday!

Happy Birthday, man!

Tim and Eric Birthday Song


I like the shirt.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-31-2012, 12:28 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 961
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: When you actually sleep with girls...

Everybody has morning breath. If you're close enough to someone to be having sex/sleeping over on the regular you shouldn't feel weird telling them to brush their teeth or at least use mouthwash.
Forum: Music! 12-26-2012, 11:11 PM
Replies: 10,524
Views: 306,958
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: The official "What are you listening to right now?" thread.

Japandroids - The House That Heaven Built
Forum: Bat Country 12-31-2012, 02:56 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 185
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Painfull nightmares all night

I find it interesting that your dreams were full of stomach pain and injuries, too.
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-31-2012, 04:06 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 882
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: best zoklet quotes of all time

fuck the mods
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-31-2012, 03:15 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 882
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: best zoklet quotes of all time

My uncle gave me herpes
Forum: Music! 12-29-2012, 04:10 AM
Replies: 10,524
Views: 306,958
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: The official "What are you listening to right now?" thread.

fuck yeah

Sebadoh - Brand New Love
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-29-2012, 02:43 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 781
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: What does your screen name mean and how did you choose it?

Because I like brains, fava beans, and a nice chianti.
Forum: Fragyard 12-30-2012, 01:33 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 436
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Vintage Gaming

I vote Zelda
Forum: TV and Movies 12-25-2012, 11:49 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,092
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Whats is your all time favorite movie?

Raising Arizona
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-27-2012, 11:40 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 573
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Good songs to listen to stoned?

Ween. Also Black Moth Super Rainbow.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 12-25-2012, 02:08 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 499
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Semen Therapy

lol
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