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Forum: Generally Speaking Yesterday, 04:13 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 54
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: Who else lost at Powerball tonight?

Poverty tax.
Forum: Bat Country Yesterday, 12:06 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 71
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Do you really want to hurt me?

http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/images/crisco6.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 05-17-2013, 07:53 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 338
Posted By Kinkou
Heart things my bf says

"i feel like master shake a lot. you're always fry locking my ass. and screech is like meatwad"

"i brought you my two week notice *pulls middle finger out of pocket, grabs dick*"


"you ready...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-17-2013, 01:54 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 407
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Re: The Zoklet CP epidemic

I'LL SAVE YOU!!!

QUICKLY GIRLS!!! ...into my van!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2446030814_4f92bb5f73.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 05-13-2013, 09:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 186
Posted By Jack The Trader
Re: Marijuana...

My friend died from snorting five marijuanas.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-10-2013, 04:34 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 214
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: What the fuck is wrong with people?

http://i.stack.imgur.com/TKfuy.jpg

Its the only way to be sure.
Forum: Bat Country 05-08-2013, 03:24 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 144
Posted By Psych
Re: What would you do if you saw a gay ghost?

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

They gave each other the willies!
Forum: Bat Country 05-01-2013, 05:26 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 92
Posted By Pancake
Do you think chef Ramsey would do a private lesson?

I was just making some stew... and I was thinking, how cool would it be to have chef Ramsey here, screaming at me and flipping the fuck out?
I wonder if someone could pay him 100 grand to come over...
Forum: Bat Country 04-22-2013, 09:56 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 46
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: Can you smell the pakilolo?

As long as he wasn't cooking rock.
Forum: Bat Country 04-21-2013, 09:31 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 180
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: How come, when a sent email fails, it goes to a 'DAEMON'

It has to do with the tension between the irish catholics and brits, fucking wasps.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-19-2013, 05:15 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,811
Posted By mizled
If Dzhokhar Tsarnayev posted on Zoklet??

If the Tsarnayev brothers had posted on Zoklet, would they have actually gone through with the bombing, or would they have vented here sufficiently enough to have negated the will to do the deed?
...
Forum: Bat Country 04-19-2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 275
Posted By tariel
Re: An english cunt has the final say on that old cow Thatcher

Which ones, specificly?
Forum: Bat Country 04-15-2013, 08:23 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 225
Posted By Michael Myers
Re: You're all under arrest

Stop! Hammer time.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-06-2013, 02:43 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,319
Posted By Euda
Lightbulb Re: Things that made you happy today

The early morning sun and beastie boys doesn't sound so bad to me. :)

Beastie Boys - Skills to Pay the Bills (Live @ Amsterdam) - YouTube
Forum: TV and Movies 04-07-2013, 08:30 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 291
Posted By Pancake
Re: Roger Ebert, RIP

I liked his reviews,
imho he was right most of the time
Forum: Bat Country 12-17-2012, 02:35 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 218
Posted By FON
Re: ATTN: Anders Hoveland

Has anyone else noticed that Anders Hoveland is on just about every single forum on the internet?
Forum: History 04-05-2013, 11:22 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 605
Posted By mizled
Re: So why do you guys call it a "world war"

The historians were just trying to be polite.

They didn't want to call it 'Only the Countries that Really Matter in the World War'.
Forum: TV and Movies 04-02-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 495
Posted By Psych
Re: Bill Cosby is my hero.

Adam Carolla comes to mind...

“The Huffington Post has come out with a story that says ‘Adam Carolla to Gavin Newsom: ‘What’s wrong with blacks and Latinos?’’” Carolla said. “That’s not what I...
Forum: TV and Movies 04-02-2013, 03:47 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 495
Posted By Psych
Re: Bill Cosby is my hero.

Norm Macdonald's Bill Cosby story - YouTube
Forum: TV and Movies 04-02-2013, 03:15 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 495
Posted By p6867
Re: Bill Cosby is my hero.

Transcript of the Pound Cake Speech


full speech here
http://www.eightcitiesmap.com/transcript_bc.htm

Bill cosby is great
Forum: TV and Movies 04-01-2013, 02:16 AM
Replies: 264
Views: 5,791
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: Official Walking Dead Season 3½ Thread

I can't believe The Guvnor just straight up wasted all those fools .... WOW
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-29-2013, 02:46 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 999
Posted By Rimbaud
Re: On suddenly realizing that you're an adult

that`s happening to me now.

I find people my age boring. They`re focused on the career, mortgage, 2.5 kids and all that other shit that doesn`t interest me.

Usually I date 19-26 year old chicks...
Forum: Bat Country 03-24-2013, 11:50 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 99
Posted By Pancake
Re: The line must be drawn HEEEYAH!

ThisFarNoFarther_2.avi - YouTube
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-22-2013, 04:43 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 362
Posted By Gollum
What it's like to live in America.

I wake up in the morning and call for the McDonalds butler to come to my room. They ask me if I want the usual and I say "no, just one big mac this time". They bring me two but by that point I...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-19-2013, 02:18 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 442
Posted By Gollum
Re: I saw a teen snatch a wallet on a bus today

Lol, I assume he got away then?

You should have told the lady.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-16-2013, 10:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 454
Posted By Xlite
Re: Every James Hetfield "yea" ever

Testament is probably one of the most underrated bands of all time. It's always nice to see someone mention them.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 03-15-2013, 03:37 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 404
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: Question for Catholics about a pope resigning

The papal infallibility thing only applies to church doctrine, not everything in general, and is a recent invention--there is no biblical authority for it.
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-16-2013, 07:37 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 248
Posted By encroach
Re: Do you think humans will ever visit a planet outside our solar system?

Project Orion was to use nuclear explosions to power itself, it was projected to reach Alpha Centauri in 133 years.
...
Forum: Bat Country 03-16-2013, 02:32 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 110
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: oh no

http://www.ellor.co.uk/family-planning-use-rear-entrance-1-dhd.gif
Forum: Fragyard 03-13-2013, 11:08 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 987
Posted By DanTheClam_Man
Re: Your favorite game of all time?

Red Dead Redemption is definitely up there.
Forum: This Just In! 03-07-2013, 11:49 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 829
Posted By &Zenith
Re: North Korea Vows To Nuke USA

Go home, North Korea.

You're drunk.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-26-2013, 01:31 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,291
Posted By Faerie Blossom
Sad Re: Hundreds of urban youth smash property at Chicago Mall

Oh God, how many times am I going to find myself saying this? Black people cannot afford to look like this. They should really know this by now.



There's plenty of truth to this, but you...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-24-2013, 11:49 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 872
Posted By Zanick
Re: Corrupt a wish

You're perfect, but nobody notices.

I wish I didn't have to eat for nourishment
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-11-2013, 10:31 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 413
Posted By mizled
Re: Ask Me Anything

Why?
Forum: TV and Movies 02-21-2013, 05:20 AM
Replies: 264
Views: 5,791
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: Official Walking Dead Season 3½ Thread

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/HampTheToker/860073_391413157621485_615835238_o_zpsb4624479.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 02-22-2013, 06:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 240
Posted By HMC
Re: How long per USA city can you masturbate in public b4 getting arrested?

You would actually get help in San Fransisco
Forum: Bat Country 02-22-2013, 09:34 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 284
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
You will thank this thread

Resistance is futile.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 02-17-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 860
Posted By Gollum
Re: Best way to save porn file for long storage

Put it in a mason jar and keep it in a dark cool place.
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-17-2013, 03:52 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 491
Posted By Tokerface
Having your first beer with a family member.

I remember when I was 14, my uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it and I was so excited that I immediately fell asleep. I must have tossed and turned badly that night, because when I woke up my...
Forum: TV and Movies 02-14-2013, 12:49 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 789
Posted By mizled
Re: Most pretentious film ever

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

V'ger, chubby Kirk, 6 minute Enterprise flyaround, zen Spock.. :facepalm:

Second place: Meet Joe Black
Forum: TV and Movies 01-31-2013, 10:16 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 611
Posted By dAt sHaY-d KiD
Re: Hollywood keeps fucking up my childhood comicbook heroes

http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/11/31632/73976.jpg

nice hair
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 02-07-2013, 05:06 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,164
Posted By OGpimp
Re: Best cigarette pack brand and type?

Marlboro reds.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 02-07-2013, 04:50 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,164
Posted By Feels Good
Re: Best cigarette pack brand and type?

I like Marlboro Reds. Here in Canada I used to buy Rooftop Reds which are basically just an inferior Marlboro but still tasty. They just discontinued them recently so I've been buying John Player's...
Forum: Bat Country 02-05-2013, 01:07 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 615
Posted By CrazyJoe
Thumbs Up Re: my son is awesome

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/563439_4285515571821_1960543788_n.jpg...
Forum: Bat Country 02-02-2013, 01:57 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 177
Posted By zuperxtreme
Re: PRIVATE! Please do not disturb.

http://upload.offensivex.com/images/mvfgr.gif
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-30-2013, 11:52 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 533
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: Fear of being nice.

I thanked your post above this one, and then removed it when I read that. Because this wasn't a troll thread, even though it was probably shitty. Then I decided to re-thank you anyway, since that was...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-30-2013, 10:50 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 533
Posted By Larcenous
Re: Fear of being nice.

If you're weak and insecure, you have no choice BUT to be nice. If you're strong, popular and confident then you can choose not to be nice to people and people will still flock to you.

That's the...
Forum: Bat Country 01-27-2013, 11:32 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 201
Posted By MC Homicidal Rapist
Re: I am gonna send this pic to the FBI, you guys are in trouble!

Those views were probably the FBI.
Forum: Bat Country 01-27-2013, 02:10 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 222
Posted By Euda
Re: I'm writing this from jail

When you're released, you have two options.

Option One: Pull off the biggest heist Vegas has ever seen with 10 of your closest associates. Turn to page 47.

Option Two: Get the band back...
Forum: Bat Country 01-03-2013, 02:18 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,109
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: Morb thinks Fox News is fair and balanced

There should be a Victoria Secret channel.

Box News. The kind of channel that everyone could agree on.
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