Zoklet.net

Go Back   Zoklet.net > Search Forums
Reload this Page Search Results
Register Home IRC Chat FAQ Members List
Social Groups
- View All Groups
- Your Group Messages
Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Showing results 1 to 48 of 48
Search took 0.42 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: Smokey
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-20-2012, 01:25 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 5,855
Posted By 1337
Re: Cold acetone hash oil TEK

:lapastada:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-15-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,202
Posted By zombo.com
Re: "Sentinel" vaporizer?

fuck that noise. if i'm breaking out a glass dick it needs to be full of shards.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-11-2011, 03:12 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 694
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: So... I met this girl

Well that's fortunate.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbnstsBv71qzoa9f.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-08-2011, 02:34 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,150
Posted By Painzstake
Re: What is "game" again?

HEHE you all lost 'the game' :D
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-26-2011, 05:10 AM
Replies: 7,922
Views: 318,355
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Grin Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (PENIS! Edition) of 2011

rofl I always crack up when I see that derp eye
Forum: Conspiracies And The Paranormal 08-03-2011, 11:30 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,092
Posted By Ambient
Your name in capital letters

If you look at any common documentation such as a passport, drivers license, subpena, bank statement etc, you may notice that the name is written in CAPITAL letters. This is not simply an aesthetic....
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-27-2011, 09:05 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,956
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Cutting

youre only doing it for attention and you know it

also the lord of the rings soundtrack would be fun
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-24-2011, 02:55 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 3,004
Posted By bleh
Mad Re: how bad was the earthquake guys? anyone on here around baltimore?

http://i.imgur.com/7kDXs.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-22-2011, 08:41 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 7,301
Posted By Before the Opiate
Re: My weed tastes like shit.

Here's what I do for dry and or funky ass smoke:

What you'll need:

Some sort of container (tupperware, a wide mouth jar, bowl or whatever)
Tin foil
Fruit with lotsa juice

Take the fruit...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-22-2011, 01:42 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 7,301
Posted By A$AP Weed Smoker
Re: My weed tastes like shit.

From my experience, this shit is 2 years old!!
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-08-2009, 12:38 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 7,301
Posted By ObsidianZ
Exclamation Re: My weed tastes like shit.

You want to inhale burning sugar? You think that'll taste good?

Fucking stoners.


*ObZ
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-22-2011, 01:27 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 6,911
Posted By Asheville
Re: Am I the only one that thinks beer tastes like shit?

Yeah, beer is good. Shots are good for getting fucked up and being stupid, beer is good (no, great) for relaxing after work, something with a meal, or something to drink while watching TV, etc.
...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 08-22-2011, 04:17 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,764
Posted By Spooks
Re: how can i terrorize this sick pedo fuck on fb

His friends are all either little girls (fucked up) or people pretending to be little girls (even more fucked up). It may be some sort of joke. I dunno, it seems too obvious to be serious.
...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 08-20-2011, 08:50 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,214
Posted By Keith Lemon
Re: Ever get tired of eating chicken breast?

mcdonalds chicken burgers
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 08-17-2011, 11:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,802
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: Does bleach strip car paint?

DOT-4 brake fluid....
Forum: The Service Center 08-21-2011, 06:20 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,612
Posted By 47 47 47
Re: powerfull quartz crystal believed to be from atlantis

thissssssssss

You talk it up so much, then ask for $50?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-22-2010, 12:36 AM
Replies: 247
Views: 9,487
Posted By Stinger
Re: What drug were you most disappointed in?

Opiates in general. Not very euphoric for me and too much nausea.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-19-2011, 06:47 PM
Replies: 340
Views: 12,490
Posted By Rust
Re: liek, omg. i got replies from her on facebook for last nights awesome thread

I just came in to say: Tits or GTFO.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-19-2011, 06:58 AM
Replies: 340
Views: 12,490
Posted By A$AP Weed Smoker
Re: liek, omg. i got replies from her on facebook for last nights awesome thread

this nigga rapes cats
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-18-2011, 03:55 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,313
Posted By dysik
Grin Re: puppies > kittens [proof inside]

dogs>cats

kittens>puppies

one of my cats used to always get pregnant and we would have liek 5 or 6 kittens to play with, even from day one they run and jump around and hunt shit like crickets....
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-18-2011, 12:17 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,313
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: puppies > kittens [proof inside]

Another thing is Malice doesn't rape them
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-17-2011, 05:54 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 544
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: high schools with only black students

Stopped watching after 2 seconds.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 08-16-2011, 02:49 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,343
Posted By King of the world
Re: parents insist on making me go to bed early

Say they molested you.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-15-2011, 01:37 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,681
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Grin Re: If drug dealing wasn't profitable, would you still do it?

"getting laid through philanthropy" is a really nice way of saying "trading drugs for sex".

I know what you mean though and you've got some great points and you sound like the kind of dealer I'm...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-16-2011, 04:29 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,518
Posted By Area 11
Re: Psychedelic Shenanigans

Damn i need to find more shrooms/Cid.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-16-2011, 05:45 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,009
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Say goodbye to sweaty balls n pits

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/baby_wipes.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-15-2011, 10:30 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,196
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: why dealers cut their drugs

Most drug dealers deal impure product because it's a reflection of their own impure greed & materialism. People that go for quality try to go for quality in all things.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-17-2011, 09:49 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,518
Posted By GreatestGatsby4
Re: Psychedelic Shenanigans

aww man he was just looking for some drinkin buddies
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-08-2011, 10:44 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 16,516
Posted By arleybob
Re: Bad/Wrong Ways of Cooking That People Still Do For Some Reason

i usually put the coke in the pan BEFORE the baking soda

and the end product is generally the same, at least the customers can't really tell the difference they still pay up full price

just got...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-09-2011, 05:13 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,091
Posted By sideshow
Re: Joint, Pipe, and Bong Etiquette

Nah brah, the one who roled it up gets the first hit and passes the blunt to the owner...
If you can't roll your own stuff you lose dibs man. :grinblunt:
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-01-2011, 04:23 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 960
Posted By CoolStoryScrote
Re: What did you eat for dinner?

Then who's in this picture?
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27539_127573517283246_8108_n.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-30-2011, 05:12 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 7,724
Posted By MrSinister
Re: How to scam free Chinese or pizza place

I'm surprised OP is asking.

-Pull into a drive through skip the first window, wait by the second one for the meal to come. (Pick a target store where you know the person in one window won't...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-30-2011, 02:42 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,178
Posted By Twin Gats
Re: How do i improve my social life

Meth. It works.
Forum: What's Good 07-29-2011, 09:37 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,717
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: Prostitutes are good

Do you think that's why old Santa is always going, "Ho ho ho"?
Forum: The Service Center 07-21-2011, 05:28 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 13,245
Posted By jackler
Re: New M1,Methylone Vendor Free samples**

Waiting for a reply as well. Looking forward to reviewing the man's wares. Yeah, Ive had a few say theyd send a sample but to date Ive never got one. If I get this one, itll be the first.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 07-18-2011, 01:20 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,112
Posted By reject
Re: Wish list for features to add onto your smart phone

Able to make a phone call.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 07-16-2011, 07:13 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 284
Posted By LSA King
Re: fb privacy

Delete Facebook, don't upload real photos of you on the Internet, remove all EXIF data from all images you do upload, resign up with a fake name if you have to and send invites to people under that...
Forum: TV and Movies 07-20-2011, 01:20 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,467
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Is The Hangover actually funny?

I actually enjoyed pineapple express : [
Forum: This Just In! 06-21-2011, 12:29 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 6,238
Posted By Corey
Re: CKY/Jackass star Ryan Dunn dies in car crash.

He was one of the coolest, down-to-earthest guys on any of the shows IMO, he hated the people's immaturity and always showed he was disgusted, also he was center of lots of the jokes. Fuck you
Forum: This Just In! 06-05-2011, 09:26 PM
Replies: 1,051
Views: 34,073
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Mom takes sip of sons coffee, son flips out, calls police, gets himself arrested

bath salts made him do it
Forum: This Just In! 05-31-2011, 05:27 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 5,691
Posted By Bong McPuffin
Re: Scientist says that Fukushima equals 50 Chernobyls

I'm talking about the reactors lid itself, its a massive steel lid that got blown upwards in the explosion, and when it fell back down into the reactor it went in kind of sideways and semi-jammed...
Forum: This Just In! 05-31-2011, 07:15 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 5,691
Posted By Shrike
Re: Scientist says that Fukushima equals 50 Chernobyls

He could just pop some Rad-X and Radaway, he'd be fine.
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-28-2011, 04:56 AM
Replies: 1,989
Views: 66,599
Posted By untiligetcaught
Re: The Clothing Lifting Thread

Hey guys, I know a friend who steals designer clothing during the summer to pay for school, but only had to deal with sensormatics and gators so far. He came back from school for the summer to start...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-03-2011, 06:16 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,604
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: When you die ...

The thread title is a skosh misleading--we do not "die." "Death" is a figure of speech, a kind of shorthand to denote the experience of passing over into Spirit.
Forum: This Just In! 05-03-2011, 05:59 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,284
Posted By Figure-8
Re: What is this supposed to mean? (Bin Laden Died in 2001?)

That's the point. Don't just be content with it.



What would be funny if those recordings weren't him at all.

It would be beyond belief if they actually used him as a CIA asset.

Oh wait.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 05-02-2011, 01:16 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 984
Posted By Ebola
Re: pepper spray or cs spray

CS is lethal regardless of the "non-lethal" classification.


Both of them have similar effects if only sprayed in small amounts, but if you are enclosed in a room with rising levels of any of the...
Forum: This Just In! 05-02-2011, 03:06 AM
Replies: 566
Views: 25,968
Posted By Bin "Fuck Towers" Laden
Re: America is Fucked! Obama makes URGENT Statement RIGHT NOW OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD

First of all, Bin Laden's initial reaction to 9/11 was not to take credit for the crime at all. In fact, he continually denied any involvement in 9/11 up until the 'confession' video was mysteriously...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-30-2011, 09:07 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,481
Posted By King Owl
Re: My name is King Owl, and last night I created the universe.

Language... Began the thought. It might even have been a phrase spoken in the music? It began in my head, or in the speakers

Language is universal. Language is a way of moving feelings across...
Showing results 1 to 48 of 48

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 10:14 AM.
Zoklet.net Forums RSS Feeds - Contact Us - Zoklet.net Forums - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.